J P Sears - How to Be Ultra Spiritual: 12 1/2 Steps to Spiritual Superiority

CONTENTS

SITTING DOWN AND LEANING FORWARD SO YOU WILL FEEL THAT YOU CAN RELATE TO ME.

INTRODUCTION TO THE

INTRODUCTION

Who am I? and Why should you read this book? are tremendously understated questions. Who am I not? and You are already reading this book are better alternatives for you to contemplate. Better yet, the best question for you to consider as you enter this book is How did the master of the spiritual domain named JP come to be? Im happy to calmly humor your question before your spiritual storm begins. For your convenience, to enlighten you about my journey from a normal person to elite spiritual accreditation, Ill use a timeline.

A second best question that my intuition tells me that youre asking yourself is, With all the significant spiritual teachings that youve already digitally dropped on the world, why am I so lucky that you decided to write this book? Understand this, all the ancient spiritual masters sprinkled the world with five-minute videos of their own. The videos were good. But they knew deep down inside that the world needed more. Theres a substantial limitation to how much wisdom can be conveyed in a five-minute video (some estimate approximately five minutes worth). For that reason Buddha went from zero subscribers on his YouTube channel to writing the Dhammapada in the shade of the Bodhi tree. Jesus went from live streaming Facebook videos on the mount, with questionable levels of backlighting, to having ghostwriters scribe parts of the Bible for him. And in much the same light Ive stepped off the video screen and onto the written page with you so that I can give you a paper-delivered download of immeasurable magnitude that will be more awakening to your spirit than any video or kick in the astral field ever could be.

To add extra mystique, ancientness, and prophetic credibility, I penned this book centuries ago in a past life (including this introduction that Im writing now). The former I that I was hid these spiritual pages in a cave by the sea because the people of the world at the time just werent ready for the Ultra Spiritual power thats embedded herein. Now, after priming the planet with countless Ultra Spiritual videos, and finally remembering which damn cave my past self hid them in, the world is ready for the real magnitude of my written teachings. Thats why I today, who is the future self of my past life, while at the same time being the past self of a future life, unleash How To Be Ultra Spiritual the book onto you.

THE ACTUAL INTRODUCTION

ULTRA SPIRITUALITY

CROSSING THE EVENT HORIZON

If youre spiritual, youre hopeless. Thats the sugarcoated version of the truth. Humanityand, more important, the spiritual worldhas crossed a threshold into a new level of consciousness. And if theres one thing for certain about consciousness, its that more is always better. Theres a lot more consciousness in the new level of consciousness that were now conscious of, but youre unconscious to all of this if youre still wasting your life in the old consciousness that is only spirituality. Simply said, in the new time that we live in, its not very spiritual to just be spiritual. In fact, the only thing worse than not being spiritual is only being spiritual.

The ship of spirituality has sailed. As a matter of metaphoric fact, its not only sailed; its sinking. And while its sinking, there you are standing on the main deck still hopeful that youll have a joyful day out at sea. Meanwhile, the strong, ferocious sea of the new consciousness is devouring your ship and you. You and all of your spiritual friends have been hopelessly hopeful while there has, in fact, been no hope for you at all. Until now. The new hope for your hopeful spiritual self is Ultra Spirituality, the new consciousnessthe way of spiritual superiority. So you have two choices: either stand dogmatically attached to your old spiritual life and drown, or abandon the wreckage of spirituality and learn to swim in the new consciousness, the glorious grandeur of the Ultra Spiritual waters.

Ultra Spirituality is the new hope for you, you hopelessly hopeful spiritualist. The best I can do as the light bearer of Ultra Spirituality is hope that you choose swimming over drowning and dying an ultra painful death. Just like the old saying goes, You can lead a horse to water but you cant make him swim; you can only hope he swims and So if you choose to swim, Im here to teach you how. And if you dont choose to swim, Im here to teach you what to choosethe choice is yours.

WHAT IS ULTRA SPIRITUALITY?

Ultra Spirituality isnt spiritual. Its way more spiritual than spirituality isits Ultra Spiritual.

Ultra Spirituality definitely cant be defined with words; its far too profound. If one were to try to use words to define that which cant be defined, you could definitively say that Ultra Spirituality is the art of appearing and believing that youre more spiritual than everyone else, which is exactly what makes you more spiritual than everyone else. You could also say that its not reaching for human potential; its achieving spiritual potential.

ULTRA SPIRITUALITY ISNT SPIRITUAL. ITS WAY MORE SPIRITUAL THAN SPIRITUALITY ISITS ULTRA SPIRITUAL.

Take a look at this graph. It accurately depicts the spiritual superiority potential of Ultra Spiritual people compared with several other unnoteworthy types of people.

Ultra Spirituality brings the heart and soul of ancient spirituality back to life with a progressive aggression, replacing the diluted uselessness of modern spirituality. Perhaps the only thing more sad than watching Mahatma Gandhi ambitiously take on the twenty-third day of a hunger strike (i.e., his battle with anorexia) is realizing how this original heart and soul of spirituality, called superiority, has been lost in the spiritual movement for so long.

This tremendous loss in spirituality has been haunting seekers for millennia. The problem with these superficial doings of spirituality, if it isnt obvious already, is that anyone can do them! The greatness in spiritual greatness has been washed away with the sponge of mediocrity. Society at large reflects this dark energy. Just like in childrens sports today, wherein all kids earn a medal of participation. Cross the finish line in eighteenth place, with no one behind you, and youre considered a winner. Everyone wins? More like everyone loses! Its a scientific fact that you cant have a winner unless someones losing, and you cant be superior unless youre winning. If no one is great, then everyone loses. Spiritual losers have infected this world for too long.

it proves that these parents dont love their children.

Why are we talking about these unloving parents? Because what were really talking about is the unloving, unspiritual spiritualists of the dark period of consciousness that have diluted peoples potential of spiritual superiority into a bland existence of normality. Theyve sold the world this poison disguised as medicine through their softly spoken, ulterior-motive-spinning propaganda. What would the true masters say about this? Lets let the teachings of one of the spiritual greats, Jesus, do some talking.