John Jory - All My Friends Are Still Dead

All my friends are still dead. All my friends are still dead. All my friends are still alive. Jerks. Its super boring up here. All my friends are bacon. Honestly, we think of him as more of an acquaintance. Dangit. Most of my friends defriended me. Most of my friends defriended me.

I probably shouldnt have posted all those poems. I was not programmed to understand the concept of friendship. And yet there is an emptiness inside me that I cannot explain. Let me try. Never-ending solitude. All my friends are totally replaceable.

Right, Marcus? Im Rita. Shoot. Marcus owed me money. All my friends are losers. We were just a few numbers off, Jeremy. My friends always die at the absolute worst times. All my friends are garbage. Dont tell nobody, but one time I dressed up a trashcan as a lady. It didnt work out. You better treat her right, Joey C. All my friends will eat all your dead friends. Im around dead people all the time and I think its starting to negatively affect my personal life. God, youre beautiful. God, youre beautiful.

You look exactly like this one corpse I know. Dangit. All my friends are total disasters. I think I smash buildings because my father was distant. All my friends are suckers. Hello, All-In-One Printer/Scanner. Hello, All-In-One Printer/Scanner.

Will you be my friend? Eternal isolation. All my friends are glue. I won the Kentucky Derby three times. All my friends have really changed.