Thanks to Gary Steel and Graham Reid for their valuable input. Also thanks to James Geary.
And to my son Gilbert for his insightful illustrations.
Introduction
My father was a newspaper editor, who specialized, among other things, in headlines. He had a gift for one-liners, one would have to say. So I guess he passed the mantle to me. Since your memory is only as good as what you write down, several years ago I started making notes and keeping the sayings I wrote. Memories of a few that had come up in conversation over the yearslike
theres a fine line between prophetic and patheticled to my making a start.
And it also reminded me once more of the importance of a good sense of humor! Life, being too serious to take seriously, demands aphorisms, which can range from cathartic to positively suggestive to funny. Like life itself, aphorisms are part of the journey, like a signpost. And their universality makes them malleable to individual takes and tastes. So they can work for you in the greater scheme of things. I showed some of my aphorisms to my son, who thought he could make a few illustrations to go with the words. So some of his drawings adorn this book and show his take on some of the ideas.
Anything that makes you think offers the prospect for progress and a better life, whether it is through understanding yourself or others or putting your thoughts into action. When I began writing aphorisms with a sense of purpose, I started writing mini-essays on a few different topics. You will see some of these in this book, along with other categories that list thoughts that relate to them. And since aphorisms are timeless and should be shared, there is also a significant focus on comparative aphorisms, contrasting my takes with those of other aphorists down through the ages. One of my mottos has always beenentertain to enlighten. This book may give rise to a wry smile or laugh, and may be habit-forming! It could also be an essential, if occasionally idiosyncratic, toolkit that may assist with the heavy lifting involved in lifes weightier considerations.
The thought is yours! Kelvin Roy
Aphorisms # 1: Gifted One-Liners
If one literary form has remained relevant in todays world, it is the aphorism. A few words for a fast-paced world Not all aphorisms are only one sentence. But Id say the best of them are, as the object is, to say a lot with as little as possible. The idea is to stimulate the maximum amount of thought with a minimum of words. So this is my offering to youa brief introduction:
The less you write, the more likely someone will read it. Aphorisms speak for themselves In times of ever greater change, the aphorism remains
encapsulated space in time. The imperishable in the midst of change, as Nietzsche said. The dictionary says
a short, concise statement of a principle. But it is more than this.
Could be a definition. A definition is the enclosing of a wilderness of ideas within a wall of words, as English novelist Samuel Butler said. Maxim is another word for aphorism. But an aphorism is something more than a maxim. I like to call them barbed witticisms. They can be morals, but the intention is to ask more questions (rather than provide answers), to sow doubt rather than certainty and to signpost the scenic route of thought.
The writer does the most who gives his reader the most knowledge and takes from him the least time, as Charles Caleb Colton said. Aphorisms are never congruent with the truth; they are either half-truths or one-and-a-half truths, as Karl Kraus said. The spur to think. I have said, its not black and white; its some shade of grey; its sorta like you know. Well, so much for that, as another one of my favorites (and one which may be more to the point if you apply additional thinking) is: Theres a fine line between prophetic and pathetic. Contiguous Ideas (Aphorists listed belowsome may wish to try to guess the originator):