Philosophical Library - The Wisdom of Oscar Wilde

The Wisdom of
OSCAR WILDE

The Wisdom of
OSCAR WILDE

Philosophical Library

FOREWORD

Part I of this volume comprises epigrammatic quotations taken primarily from Oscar Wildes major works, The Picture of Dorian Gray, the three plays, A Woman of No Importance, Lady Windermeres Fan, and The Importance of Being Earnest, as well as well as from Wildes essays, reviews, and lectures. These quotations present Wilde in the guise of wit and epigrammatist.

Part II presents extended excerpts from plays, novels, and other writings. A few, including The Ballad of Reading Gaol, The Selfish Giant, and The American Invasion, are given in their entirety. They are arranged in chronological order, as published. These excerpts are a sampling of the breadth and depth of Wildes literary works.

Biographical Note

The foremost wit of his age, Oscar Fingal OFlahertie Wills Wilde, being the second son of William Wilde, was born on October 16th, 1854, at 21 Westland Row, Dublin.

On leaving Portora Royal School at Enniskillen, he went in 1873 to Trinity College, Dublin, with a scholarship.

In the following year he won the Berkeley Gold Medal for Greek. Later that year he gained a scholarship to Magdalen College, Oxford. Here he gained a First Class in Classical Moderations and a First Class in Literae Humaniores.

On Leaving Oxford he came to London and lived in the Adelphi, where in 1881 he published his first book of poems.

Three years later he married Constance Mary Lloyd, and removed to 16 Tite Street, Chelsea, where he lived until his conviction in 1895.

On his release he went to live in France at Berneval-sur-Mer; later, in February 1898, he moved to Paris, and to Rome in 1900 where the Pope blessed him seven times.

His health was now rapidly deteriorating and on his return to Paris he was baptized into the Catholic Church on November 29th.

Next day, in the presence of his loyal friend Robert Ross, he diedThe Miser of sound and syllable, no less than Midas of his coinage.

Oscar Wilde was buried on December 3rd, 1900, in the little cemetery of Bagneux, but in July, 1909, he was interred at Pre Lachaise.

He hath outsoared the shadow of our night;

Envy and calumny and hate and pain,

And that unrest which men miscall delight

Can touch him not and torture not again.

CONTENTS

Women love us for our defects. If we have enough of them, they will forgive us everything, even our gigantic intellects.

A Woman of No Importance

Memory in a woman is the beginning of dowdiness. One can always tell from a womans bonnet whether she has got a memory or not.

A Woman of No Importance

If a woman really repents, she has to go to a bad dressmaker, otherwise no one believes in her.

Lady Windermeres Fan

The only way to behave to a woman is to make love to her, if she is pretty, and to someone else, if she is plain.

The Importance of Being Earnest

All men are married womens property. That is the only true definition of what married womens property really is....

A Woman of No Importance

My husband is a sort of promissory note. I am tired of meeting him.

A Woman of No Importance

Men always want to be a womans first love. That is their clumsy vanity. We women have a more subtle instinct about things. What we like is to be a mans last romance.

A Woman of No Importance

The Ideal Man! Oh, the Ideal Man should talk to us as if we were goddesses, and treat us as if we were children. He should refuse all our serious requests, and gratify every one of our whims. He should encourage us to have caprices, and forbid us to have missions. He should always say much more than he means, and always mean much more than he says.

A Woman of No Importance

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin; but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building.

A Woman of No Importance

Nothing spoils romance so much as a sense of humour in the woman.

A Woman of No Importance

One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age. A woman who would tell that, would tell one anything.

A Woman of No Importance

Lord Illingworth: What do you call a bad man?

Mrs. Allonby: The sort of man who admires innocence.

Lord Illingworth: And a bad woman?

Mrs. Allonby: Oh! the sort of woman a man never gets tired of.

A Woman of No Importance

Lord Illingworth: The Book of Life begins with a man and a woman in a garden.

Mrs Allonby: It ends with Revelations.

A Woman of No Importance

Young women of the present day seem to make it the sole object of their lives to be always playing with fire.

A Woman of No Importance

Mrs. Allonby: Curious thing, plain women are always jealous of their husbands, beautiful women never are!

Lord Illingworth: Beautiful women never have time. They are always so occupied in being jealous of other peoples husbands!

A Woman of No Importance

Talk to every woman as if you loved her; and to every man as if he bored you, and at the end of the first season you will have the reputation of possessing the most perfect tact.

A Woman of No Importance

If you want to know what a woman really meanswhich, by the way, is always a dangerous thing to dolook at her, dont listen to her.

A Woman of No Importance

Women represent the triumph of matter over mind, just as men represent the triumph of mind over matter.

The Picture of Dorian Gray
Similarly in A Woman of No Importance

Women are a fascinatingly wilful sex. Every woman is a rebel, and usually in wild revolt against herself.

A Woman of No Importance

Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.

The Picture of Dorian Gray
Similarly in A Woman of No Importance

Lord Darlington: Its a curious thing, Duchess, about the game of marriagea game, by the way, that is going out of fashionthe wives have all the honours, and invariably lose the odd trick.

Lady Windermeres Fan

And dont make scenes, men hate them!

Lady Windermeres Fan

Crying is the refuge of plain women but the ruin of pretty ones.

Lady Windermeres Fan

Lord Augustus: By Jove! you should have heard what [Arabella] said about Mrs. Erlynne. She didnt leave a rag on her I told her that didnt matter much, as the lady in question has an extremely fine figure.

Lady Windermeres Fan

London is full of women who trust their husbands. One can always recognise them. They look so thoroughly unhappy.

Lady Windermeres Fan

Lady Plymdale: Who is that well-dressed woman talking to Windermere?

Dumby: Havent got the slightest idea! Looks like an dition de luxe of a wicked French novel, meant specially for the English market.

Lady Windermeres Fan

It takes a thoroughly good woman to do a thoroughly stupid thing.

Lady Windermeres Fan

With a proper background women can do anything.

Lady Windermeres Fan

If a woman wants to hold a man, she has merely to appeal to what is worst in him.

Lady Windermeres Fan

Wicked women bother one. Good women bore one. That is the only difference between them.

Lady Windermeres Fan