Victoria Cayce - The Secrets of Bad-Ass Ninja Manifesting! How to kick the Law of Attractions Boney Butt and Make it Work for You! Volume One

The Secrets of Bad-Ass Ninja Manifesting!

How to kick the Law of Attractions BoneyButt and Make it Work for You!

Volume One

VictoriaCayce

Copyright2013 Victoria Cayce

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Dedication

This book is dedicated to my family. I loveyou knuckleheads.

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CONTENTS

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Promises, Promises

Maybe you haveread all the books, forked over your hard-earned cash and attendeda few seminars too. Perhaps you got all excited and tried like hellto change your life. You set goals, made a vision board and toldeverybody and their dog that you were soon going to be a new andimproved version of you. You started out all bright-eyed and bushytailed only to get bitch-slapped and busted by the universe.WTF?

If you have heard all the come ons, flownsweetly into the white and loving light of positive change andfound yourself fried on the bug-zapper, then this book is for you.Wake up and smell the burn!

It is not that the Law of Attraction doesnot work; it is just that for some of us, it seems to work inreverse. What you want to know, what you NEED to know is how tomake your mojo go down like voodoo chocolate mousse cake withlavender sprinkles.

You want to be able to manifest a flyingpony with sparkles, a leprechauns pot of gold or a ring that givesyou super powers. Yeah, thats not going to happen, but you justmight be able to find love, wealth and happiness instead of thecosmic life wedgie that has been clogging your pipes! Get out ofthat proverbial smelly river, get a damn paddle and moveforward!

This short (and not necessarily too sweet)book on the art of manifesting good stuff and chucking thenot-so-good stuff is easy to read and easy to use. Consider thisyour get out of jail-free card, your go to guide for Jedi knight,ass kickery, take no prisoners, give em hell, change your life forreal; super ninja knock downs, little life booklet of cosmickung-fu wonderment and goodness.

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WhatYou Are Signing Up For

If you are lookingto read War and Peace, forget, about it! This is not WutheringHeights or Tolstoy. This is the down and dirty, get er done,primer, on how to empower your life so that you can really andtruly live the life you have dreamed of. Do you keep ordering offof the abundance menu and end up with a booger and toenail sandwichwith a side of fried earwax? Ewe.

I am here to teach you to reach your dreamsand empower your life. I am not going to sing you lullabies or leadyou on for sixty-thousand years through the wilderness or singkumbaya and make smores with you around the campfire. My only jobis to teach you how to get around the gatekeeper who sabotages yourlife.

And just so you know, this book was notchanneled; no aliens probed me or explained it to me. I did notinherit the knowledge from an ancient mystery school or my richgrandparents (or a super-secret club of illuminati- of course, if Idid, I would have to say I didnt wouldnt I? Insert a wickedbwhahah-ha-ha laugh here, or eerie music, your choice).

My task is to share the wisdom that it tookme decades to acquire and to do it in a nifty way that might justsave you time, money and end your desire to pull out your hair andor smack people down. I want to give you the secret decoder ringthat will unlock the treasure trove of your own potential. Yes, Icould be a little less in your face about it," but havent youalready had enough of that?

I like you, love the idea of the Law ofAttraction. It all sounded wonderful and simple, just name it andclaim it. The only problem is that it did not really work for me.It seems that there are some potholes along that golden road thatjust sort of got skipped over by most of the books.

That is why I wrote this book (that, and thefact that I have to pay my mortgage, and they laugh at me when Itried to pay with Monopoly money). This is not a fluffy bunny bookto make you feel all snuggly and happy. This is a book thatendeavors to show you some alternative, practical steps to movingpast the barriers, overcoming the obstacles and taking charge ofyour life.

If you want the warm and fuzzies, go readChicken Soup for the Soul if you want to know to make stuff happenfor real and fix your life, then read on. And if you want to knowwhy socks disappear in the dryer, where the damn remote control isand why we all have been belly-buttons, go watch the DiscoveryChannel, but first, find the remote control. Have you checked underthe couch cushions?

There are some really great books out therethat can show you how exquisite and delicate the tapestry of lifecan be. Again, this is not one of those books. This one goesstraight to the bottom line to help you get one thing: results. Imean, in the end, what we truly want is something that reallyworks. We want to know how to clear up acne, lose the excessweight, stop being a doormat, get the lover we want, pay off ourmortgage or school loans, land that dream job and housebreak ourboyfriends (ladies, you know what I am talking about).

Just a heads up for you men out there,flowers are wonderful, but learning to run the vacuum never hurts.Plus, take your socks off in bed, not accusing anyone, just saying.Oh, and while I am on the subject, back-hair is not your friend,but I digress. This book is about being real, being authentic andspiritually naked if you will. Hey, if you will I will, nekedworks for me. Darn it! I am off topic again! Sorry.

Where was I? Oh yeah, I am going to tell youhow to move from being the student to the master so fast a greasedpig careening down a water slide will look like a slug caught inquicksand in comparison. Now, grasshopper, are you ready to learnthe secrets of the universe? Hint: say yes."

Did you say yes?! Boohrah!

Okay, t start this show let me explain why Iam qualified to be your fairy godmother here and send you to theball. I am special thats why. What qualifies me? I was very, verygood at screwing up my life. I died, no joke and came back. Talkabout your killer commutes. Anyway, I learned a few things, fixedmy life and basically, got better. Top that bitches. So when myformer trailer trash butt tells you that you have the power tochange your life, I know what I am talking about.

My life was swirling around the cosmictoilet and in great danger of being flushed out to sea. At onetime, I could not manifest my way out of a paper bag. All I couldattract was drama, a broken heart and a lot of debt. Whoop!Attagirl! Go team me!