Sam Martin - How to Achieve Total Enlightenment: A Practical Guide to the Meaning of Life

How to Achieve Total Enlightenment copyright 2005 by Samuel D. Martin. All rights reserved. No part of this book may be used or reproduced in any manner whatsoever without written permission except in the case of reprints in the context of reviews. For information, write Andrews McMeel Publishing, an Andrews McMeel Universal company, 1130 Walnut Street, Kansas City, Missouri 64106.

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Martin, Samuel D.

How to achieve total enlightenment : a practical guide to the meaning of life /Sam Martin.

p. cm.

E-ISBN: 978-0-7407-8680-8

1. Religious life. 2. Meaning (Philosophy)Religious aspects. I. Title.

BL624.M3484 2005

204.4dc22

2004066003

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Contents

As a young man I did a lot of searching, for it seems I was lost at a very young age. Of course, my early feelings of disassociation from the world can be attributed to all the usual suspectsa zillion different schools and hometowns, the absence of a father figure, an obsession with Space Invadersbut I think it had more to do with the fact that early on I knew that in order for me to become whatever it was I was going to be, I first had to discover who I was.

For many years, I dutifully searched in beer cans, whiskey bottles, and a grab bag of other mind-numbing diversions. It was fun, no doubt about it, but the fun receded when, after several years, I still hadnt found anything of note save for a few incriminating journal pages, some bad hangovers, and one pretty cool after-hours club in Williamsburg, Brooklyn.

So I turned to literature. In books by authors from Shakespeare to Allen Ginsberg I discovered what it meant to live an inspired, soulful life full of experience and gusto.

Of course, reading about someone elses meaningful moments and experiencing them for yourself are two very different things. Thats why I knew I had to put the books down and, like Jack Kerouac, hit the road. My first stop was Nantucket Island, Massachusetts, where I worked as a housepainter and a waiter and saved enough money to backpack through seven countries in Europe. A couple of years later I visited nearly the whole of Central America and a year after that I bounded off for Australia, Thailand, Indonesia, the Philippines, Nepal, and Canada. At first, I traveled to see museums and the graves of my literary heroes. Then I traveled to get to know foreign cultures. In the end, I traveled just to see how far away I could get. As Kahlil Gibran, the Persian poet, wrote, I was throwing myself into the lap of the Gods just to see what would happen.

In Honduras, the sunsets over the Caribbean Sea were so magnificent that when the last curve of the sun sank below the crystal clear waters an ethereal green light would flash across the horizon. In Sumatra, I skinny-dipped in jungle ponds filled with fresh rainwater while Thailand showed me Buddhism, meditation, and yoga. In the Philippines I swam with sharks and sea turtles, and Nepal and the Himalayas gave me a view from the top of the world. What is my purpose in life? and Why am I here? were the questions that echoed in my heart whether I was hitching a ride atop a beat-up old school bus or climbing up the side of a steaming volcano.

Yet as my search wore on, what I experienced out in the world were not answersif anything I started forgetting the questions (and who wouldnt after spending three weeks doing little else other than dodging falling coconuts while lying on the beach). What I experienced was one large spiritual awakening, or more precisely, a series of spiritual awakenings.

Now, what I did not do was shave my head, buy a tambourine, and join the Hare Krishnas (though there was that opportunity once, in a bus station in Sydney), and I did not accept Jesus Christ into my life and become a born-again Christian (which had seemed the only option for far too long). No, my moment of rebirth, my new lease on life, came when I realized that I didnt have to wait until the end of the journey to get enlightened. As my globe-hopping had proved, I could achieve enlightenment during my search and not only that, I could achieve it dozens of times.

That realization has created the foundation of what you now hold in your hands. This book is a searchers guide to enlightenment. In its pages youll find practical instructions for achieving all things enlightening, whether thats firing up the car for a road trip to Montana, surfing waves off the coast of Australia, building a meditation platform in your backyard, or visiting an old-fashioned Baptist tent revival in the sticks. If its organized religion youre after, youll find the basics of all the worlds major religions (as well as a few minor ones) along with prayer techniques, temple protocols, and instructions on how to build a shrine to your God, even if He happens to be Elvis. Theres even a step-by-step guide on how to find your soul mate and instructions on what to do when that happens.