ACKNOWLEDGMENTS
Writing the acknowledgments page always makes me feel a lot like the people who receive Academy Awards. They get their Oscar and then in the postacceptance speech interview backstage they always talk about all the people they forgot to mention. Usually it is their spouse they forget. I am not going to let that happen. I am going to begin by thanking my wife, Rose Mary. I couldnt do what I do without her support. She reads and rereads and works hard to make sure that what I write is readable long before my editor gets the manuscript. But more than that, she puts up with me. Believe me, thats not an easy thing to do. Because I have a pair, a big pair, I speak up often and loudly. For a sweet, quiet peacemaker, that can be embarrassing. But she loves me and believes in me, so she puts up with it. Thank you, Rose Mary.
A few years back, a television producer asked me what brought me to the place I am at, with such a strong set of beliefs of right and wrong and honesty and integrity and the rest of the principles I espouse. It was an easy answer. I told him I was raised right. And I was. So thanks to Mom and Dad, Dorothy and Henry Winget.
Thanks to my boys, Tyler and Patrick, who remind me that I am not Larry Winget, that guy on TV, but just a regular guy from Muskogee, Oklahoma, who did good and who is still a dork a good part of the time. They are my barometer for keeping it real.
Thanks to my literary agent, Jay Mandel, with William Morris Endeavor Entertainment, for believing in what I do.
Thanks to my friends at Gotham Books: Bill Shinker, my publisher, along with Lisa Johnson and Beth Parker, who make sure the book gets out there and that people know about it. But most of all, thanks to Jessica Sindler, my editor, who spent a lot of time going back and forth with me, making sure that my words communicated with the reader in the best way possible. I know I can be a frustrating technological dinosaur to work with, and she patiently made it all work.
ALSO BY LARRY WINGET
Shut Up, Stop Whining, and Get a Life
Its Called Work for a Reason!
Youre Broke Because You Want to Be
People Are Idiots and I Can Prove It!
No Time for Tact
Your Kids Are Your Own Fault
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Grow a pair : how to stop being a victim and take back your life,
your business, and your sanity / Larry Winget.
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ISBN 978-0-698-13861-2
1. Assertiveness (Psychology) 2. Self-actualization (Psychology) I. Title.
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I dedicate this book to the men and women of the United States military, and all those who serve us proudly in our police and fire departments across our great country.
It is better to live one day as a tiger than to live for a thousand years as a sheep.
Tibetan Proverb
CONTENTS
PREFACE
Grow a pair. Youve heard that phrase before and chances are you know exactly what it means. However, in case you live under a rock and the phrase and its meaning have somehow escaped you, here is the definition according to the Urban Dictionary: Telling someone they dont have the balls to do something they know they should be doing. And the Urban Dictionarys thesaurus gives us these substitutions for grow a pair: to man up, cowboy up, quit being a pussy, and get the sand out of your vajayjay.
A pair obviously means balls. But dont be sophomoric and turn this into some grade school sexual thing. Im not talking about testicles or physical balls; Im talking about mental balls. And by the way, if you guys think you are the only ones with balls, you are wrong. Growing a pair has nothing to do with masculine versus feminine. I can show you lots of men who have balls, yet have no balls. I can also show you lots of women who have a bigger pair than most men can ever hope to have. So here, in the first few hundred words of this little book, get past the physical and the sexual and get your giggles out of the way, and then lets talk about what growing a pair really means.
I have written five bestsellers, so you would think I would have pretty much covered this problem by now in my other books, wouldnt you? You would think that a book entitled Shut Up, Stop Whining, and Get a Life would have covered this. Or maybe People Are Idiots and I Can Prove It! Wouldnt that one cover this topic? Those books, along with my othersIts Called Work for a Reason!; Youre Broke Because You Want to Be;No Time for Tact; and Your Kids Are Your Own Faultare tactical books. Great books, by the way, but they dont deal with this issue. Those books each lay out a specific problem, then provide the reader with simple, straightforward tactics that can be used to deal with and solve the problem. This problem isnt that easy. This problem isnt as tactical. Yes, there are specific tactics you can implement and take action on to grow a pair and Im going to give them to you in just a few pages. But the tactics alone arent enough to really grow a pair. This problem is about creating an entirely new mind-set. Its about a new way of thinking. Its about a new way of living. In other words, growing a pair has nothing to do with whats between your legs and everything to do with whats between your ears.
Growing a pair is a state of mind, an attitude, and a way of thinking. Its about giving up being a victim and taking control of your life at every level. It is the willingness to do the right thing even when everyone else is doing the wrong thing. It has its roots in personal responsibility, accountability, confidence, and integrity. Its about establishing a standard by which you will live your life. Its about drawing lines in the sand. Its about knowing yourself, knowing your values, and becoming uncompromising in your willingness to do whatever it takes to stand up for them.
After reading that last paragraph, dont you agree that our society is in desperate need of developing that mind-set? Dont you believe that most folks are in need of a pair?