GRAHAM ALLCOTT
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ISBN: 978-184831-816-8
Text copyright 2015 Graham Allcott
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To Roscoe. This ones for you, chief
1. THE WAY OF THE KNOWLEDGE NINJA
The alarm goes off. Your brain slowly remembers that its not the first time youve heard that alarm this morning. You look at the time. I cant have snoozed for that long, surely?! Its Wednesday. You have an assignment due tomorrow. Time is running out and this mornings planned extra hour of reading just became an extra hour in bed, which isnt an ideal start. Oh, and youre probably going to miss the bus now and be late for the start of the class.
You shouldnt have gone out last night. Your friend just said to come round for dinner, but then dinner turned into the whole night. You feel tired and foggy and not quite ready to face the world. As you look at the texts on your phone you remember that you said yes to an extra shift at work tomorrow night (well, you do need the money), but with another deadline looming on Monday, its going to be a busy few days ahead. A crazy few days. In fact, you already know that these next few days will look nothing like the peaceful and serene plan you created for tackling this term, just a few short weeks ago.
Why dont things work out like I planned?
Why do I always find myself in a mess?
Juggling all these things is so damn hard.
These issues are what this book is all about. Its about helping you move from muddling through to becoming a Knowledge Ninja slaying the enemies of stress, chaos, procrastination and feeling overwhelmed, and creating a sense of playful control and momentum in all that you do.
Its easy to feel like everyone else has cracked it and that youre the only one in a mess. So Ill let you into a little secret everyone feels like this. From the most powerful business leaders and politicians to the coolest people on TV to your friends, family and role models theyre ultimately all human beings with their struggles and faults. As human beings were more prone to mistakes than we like to think: we plan badly, were not realistic, were not organized enough to have a good enough view of whats ahead, we struggle with prioritization, we get scared and nervous and oh, how we wish there was an exam for procrastination, because wed be guaranteed an A for that one (although wed probably put off that exam until tomorrow, come to think of it!).
Thats part of the problem with creating study plans or reading study guides life isnt perfect and we forget that were not perfect either. We keep finding ourselves in a mess because life is messy. Yet study books and our own grandiose plans sell us the dream of perfection and we fall for it every time. We dream about this perfect life we can lead and convince ourselves that buying a smart new notebook and some highlighter pens is but the first step on our inevitable journey to awesomeness. Three weeks into the term, those dreams have faded again and were back to feeling disappointed, flustered, daunted and messy again.
How do I know this? Well, Ive spent the last six years coaching and training senior business leaders in how to be productive and successful, and I wrote a bestseller that helps people do that in their work and life, called How to be a Productivity Ninja.
And how did that become my job? Because I was spectacularly bad at productivity. Because I tried to live the perfection myth too. Because Im naturally flaky, lazy and disorganized. Because Id struggled so hard at making myself productive that I found it easy to relate to other people struggling and could help them find solutions.
I was far from a grade A student. You should see my school reports. Oh wait, my mum still has them in her loft. And now Im reading them again after all these years, theyre even less pretty than I remember them. And I have even less of an idea about why she might choose to keep them
Grahams mark here is about average but does not reveal the number of reminders that have been necessary before work appeared
Mr Abyss, Chemistry
Graham is still satisfied with inaccurate work in his writing. He continues to rush his homework
Mrs Bettany, French
Its the same old story Graham can work well in class, but not out of school
Mr Cartwright, History
Incapable of simply arriving on time in the morning, I am not surprised at his present problems with coursework
Mr Goodes, form tutor
The progress he has made has been pulled out of him, and most credit for it goes to others, not himself. He sees it as a little local difficulty, but his attitude to organized study is in fact a major future problem
Dr Rex Pogson, Headteacher
What those reports dont tell you is that I was learning loads in those school years, but very little of it was in school. I was editing a music magazine, singing in a band, campaigning for political change, putting on music events, writing a music column for my local newspaper, DJing on a local radio station, as well as delivering newspapers six days a week and working in a bank three evenings a week. But I still look back on some of those school years as a wasted opportunity. If Id have known what I know now about topics like productivity, attention, psychology, self-control and motivation, my school days and my qualifications would have been very different.
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