From Frank - Dont Fart When You Snuggle: Lessons on How to Make a Human Smile

Dedication: To humans.
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And we love helping them do it. But for some, this skill just doesnt come as naturally as it does for others.

Dont worry, thats where I come in. Making humans smile is my mission in life. Its my thing. And Im really, really good at it. So, Ive gathered up my best friends and together we have compiled our most tried and true tips, tricks, and advice for making humans happy. Follow our advice and youre in for some extra belly rubs, guaranteed.

Youre Welcome,
Frank

I guess you could say Im a bit of a leader. Ive got big ideas and Ive always preferred the front of the pack. And my favorite perk of being an alpha dog? The ladies. They love me. My oldest friend in age and in time. My oldest friend in age and in time.

Walter has been around the block a few times and loves reminiscing about the days when the ladies flocked to him. Age has made him wise. And amid his snide, sometimes inappropriate remarks, youll probably learn something.

My brother from another mother. Big Louie has never met a shortcut he didnt want to take. He is slow, chubby, and sloppy, but he has a big heart.

He may not always know the right thing to do, and may be sleeping when its time to do it, but Big Louie tries and thats what makes him so lovable.

My optimist friend. Lulu is a happy-go-lucky fluff-ball wearing rose-colored glasses so thick that shes also a bit clueless. Lulu always sees the bright side, even when her bright side may not seem so appealing to anyone else. My realist friend. Izzy has always been more of a dogs girl and tends to get along better with us than cats.

Were okay with that. We like her because shes always up for some mischief, and you can be sure shell tell you if you look fat in that collar.

I dont think Ive ever had a bad greeting. They always make humans smile. Yes. That seems like a lot of effort. That seems like a lot of effort.

All that getting up... Everything is a lot of effort for you, Louie. So, what if they just went out to the back yard and came back in? Greeting. What if they just went to another room in the house? Greeting. What if they just put a blanket over their head and take it back off? Benefit of the doubt.

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