Jonny Hawkins - Fantastic Fishing Funnies

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Before I continue this conversation, I am speaking to your face, right? I wasnt feeling so well, so I came to the dock. Levels of Heaven Do you see the one that took your bait? Looks like were going to get a shower. Cuz when I go fishing on our anniversary, all I catch is flak. I dont know. I dont know.

I only mentioned it once on Fishbook! Havent had any action all day. I get a feeling were going to have one epic bite soon. I went ice fishing and all I caught was a cold. So far, Ive caught two of everything. Hell do anything to keep other fishermen away from his spot. Keep an eye out, Marge. Keep an eye out, Marge.

I hear there are real hogs in this lake. Dont worry, Alice, Ill never leave you. Nice visiting with you. Ill catch you on the fly. Throw me the rod! A heartwarming novel, Im sure. She overturned it. Havent you ever seen Cellfish before? You buy the boat and I get a free vacation. I suppose the same old fish story, You should have seen the one that got away! Eat plenty of mercury and theyll leave you alone. Its really creeping me out. Its really creeping me out.

No matter where I go in the bowl, his eyes follow me. What SPF is your sunscreen? Frank couldnt get a hole-in-one in golf, but he got one fishing. Used Carp Salesman Now, thats a moray! When you advertised a big fly sale, I thought..." I distinctly ordered anchovies!