Zephra Joan - Orange Man Bad

written and Illustrated by Zephra Joan Copyright 2020 by Zephra Joan. All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, distributed, or transmitted in any form or by any means, including photocopying, recording, or other electronic or mechanical methods, without the prior written permission of the publisher, except in the case of brief quotations embodied in critical reviews and certain other noncommercial uses permitted by copyright law. Printed in the United States of America First Printing, 2020 Dedicated to my dad. I did it; my first book. Im just glad you got to see it.

You were my worst critic and somehow, my biggest, most unwittingly biased fan. Knowing how proud you were in your final days means everything to me. You couldnt remember what year it was, but you remembered that I finally finished a book. Stay salty and rest up, okay? Youve earned it; see you soon.

O range man bad, H e have small hands, A lso he chubs, A nd have bad, fake tan, H e no like women, Y es orange man bad, H e only promote them, O h, orange you glad? President Trump has appointed over 100 women as of June 2020. The wall has already saved countless kidnapped and trafficked children from becoming a free pass into the U.S.

H e want big wall, T hat bad, orange man, E nforcing the law, H ow dare? W e cant stand!

O range man bad, P ut his foot in his mouth, A lways speaking his mind, A lways thinking out loud, There is great benefit in a leader who always says what hes thinking, rather than a leader who only tells you what he knows you want to hear and keeps all else secret. H e want us free speech, Y es, orange man bad, T o say what we will, O h, orange you glad? Regulating speech will only result in a higher power one day making and holding the rule book on what we can and cannot say. If we are dependant on that higher power- for food, for income, for healthcare, for protection- we will have no choice but to censor our words, thoughts, and beliefs, to the will of that power. B ut guns not for us, J ust for police hand! H e want us have guns, T hat bad, orange man, The left has said, American citizens should not own guns, but rather, guns are for those assigned to protect us. And yet, here they are, wanting to dismantle those they once said should be the only ones armed. To say all threats will melt away when gun ownership is made illegal is to willingly shut your eyes to reality.

Guns give us a cushion of protection from tyranny, whether in government or individuals. Criminals and tyrants do not respect pacifists, they take advantage of them.

H e corrupt and abusive, H e talk to Ukraine! B ut then so do we- G old pens!
Celebrate! The impeachment case against President Trump was built on nothing more than hearsay and assumptions, like many cases that could be made, with just as much evidence, against the dealings within the Democratic party. C orona no big deal, H e overreacting! H e racist and dum-dum, B ut wait- people dying? Before President Trumps travel ban, Joe Biden tweeted, as if predicting and prejudging the actions he knew were to come: I remember how Trump sought to stoke fear and stigma during the 2014 Ebola epidemic... in favor of reactionary travel bans that would only have made things worse. S hut down the world, S tay home and stay safe, I f only bad, orange man, H ad not been so late, Joe Biden said on April 5th, 45 nations had already moved to impose travel bans on China before the president moved.

He claimed, We started off awfully slow. Yet, the United States was one of the first Western countries to restrict travel to and from China.

W e no want control, O r free market economy! O range man bad, H e want us have money, It takes quite an ignorant person to claim that the economy isnt for them. Any time you buy something, whether an essential need or a passing want, you are using the economy- this fantastically free market- and all the rights and opportunities that come with our capitalistic society to your advantage. Its hypocritcal at best to claim capitalism is evil and serves only corporations, when you just finished ordering another toy from Amazon- another game off Steam- another box of groceries- an ebook from Kindle. H e forking twelve-hundred, B ig bucks out biweekly, T o any thats struggling, A nd any thats needy, The only dumb questions, are those we dont ask. H e forking twelve-hundred, B ig bucks out biweekly,