Emma Dickens - This Book Will Get You Laid

First published in Great Britain in 2006 by
Michael O'Mara Books Limited
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Tremadoc Road
London SW4 7NQ

This electronic edition published in 2012

ISBN: 978-1-84317-909-2 in ePub format
ISBN: 978-1-84317-910-8 in Mobipocket format
ISBN: 978-1-84317-198-0 in paperback print format

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For cake and case studies, my thanks to Cath, Elizabeth and Helen. Thanks also to Cailey and Giggsy. As ever, I am indebted to Pels and Kate and to Screenie, although she doesnt know it Jodders. Igor, Mark and Beck, Uncle Bri, Michele and Neek thanks guys. Thanks also to Lindsay Davies and Kate Gribble, of course. And sorry to anyone Ive forgotten I plead the sleep deprivation a brand new baby brings.

Its always hunting season. A simple fact often overlooked by men is that everybody wants to be wanted and everybody wants to pull. If its a game, its one with goalposts a worlds width apart. Open your mind to this and the fact that opportunities are everywhere, and youre most of the way there. But do so lightly, not as though your life depends on it. Yes, you want to get laid, but desperation is off-putting. Be cool, and youre much more likely to get coital.

You may have heard of the bestselling 2005 book The Game, by Neil Strauss, which tells of the exploits of a handful of average men who hone their pick-up skills to the extent that they can pull any woman they choose. The book has been a runaway success, with many average men hoping to replicate the experiences it describes. But theres a problem: The Game falls down because the pick-up artist out on the town is not who you really are. The sad fact is that its an act, whether or not your audience falls for the showman and chooses to go home with him. Imagine being on whenever youre out. Thats not a game, its a job. Its for the geeky guy who couldnt get a date, is scarred by the fact and will sacrifice everything to compensate for it.

Women like honesty, confidence and friendliness. The cool girls, the ones you want to attract, will see through professional pick-up artists before they even open their mouths. So whats a guy to do? Imagine finding the sexiest, most charming you imaginable and letting him loose in public places. Thats what This Book Will Get You Laid will help you to do. Show someone that theyre a challenge youre capable of rising to and theyll be yours. A woman is not a victim. She can always turn you down. Make it more fun for her not to.

Theres a certain type of man who is often to be found whinging on about how women hold all the cards these days and are all ball-breakers, leaving men without a discernible role. Diddums. What should he do? Belt up. I dont think hed have pulled in any century. We women are as ripe for seduction as weve always been. You just have to be good enough at it.

Which is where this book comes in. This Book Will Get You Laid is an advice book with a difference. For I am a spy in the house of lust and Ive come to tell you everything, giving you an access-all-areas pass into the minds of the women youve got in your sights. Within these pages you will gain exclusive insights into how we think, which men well sleep with, which we wont and sure-fire ways to make yourself a sexual success.

Other books tie themselves in knots about whether or not to use chat-up lines. I say it doesnt matter as long as a smile is the result. They can work. When a fireman, asked whether hed met me before, said, No, Id have remembered, I wasnt thinking about how many women hed said it to before. Ditto the guy who told me, This body should be dressed in nothing but Gucci and Prada.

Chat-up lines are only the start of it, however. Whether you need a bit of guidance on meeting the ladies or on closing the deal, youll learn all the manoeuvres necessary for getting from hello to the bedroom plus fail-safe ways of flirting a woman into the sack. Pinpoint the secret seduction techniques that will have her eating out of your hand. And it doesnt stop there. Discover how to drive your woman wild in bed and become a real red-hot lover with a reputation to rival Casanovas. With checklists, tips, guides and revelations, this book is your one-way ticket to no-strings sexual nirvana.