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ALL ABOUT WOMEN
An Introduction to
Procedural Analysis
With an Anthology
of Other Writing
Simon G. Sheppard
Introduction by Jack Donovan
5 th Edition, 1 st Electronic Edition
Dissonant Hum Portland, Oregon
First published by the Heretical Press, Hull, Yorkshire, 1998
Copyright S. G. Sheppard 1998.
Original ISBN: ISBN 1-901240-05-3
Electronic Edition based on Printing 4a, 2005 (revised)
Republished with generous permission of S.G. Sheppard, who reserves all additional reprinting rights.
Introduction for the Electronic Edition
Copyright Jack Donovan 2012.
Cover Design:
Jack Donovan
Published in the United States by
Jack Donovan
[DISSONANT HUM]
Portland, Oregon
http://www.dissonant-hum.com/
If young girls might always choose their own husbands, we should have the best families intermarry with coachmen and grooms; and young heiresses would throw themselves away upon the first wild young fellows, whose promising outsides and assurance make them set up for fortunes, though all their stock consists in impudence.
Cervantes, Don Quixote
Introduction
Jack Donovan
Simon Sheppard WENT TO JAIL for writing and publishing thoughts that offended a regime.
He wasnt imprisoned by some coked up African warlord. Hes never been to China or North Korea or Singapore. He didnt run afoul of Islamic Law in Saudi Arabia. It wasnt the Iranian government that searched his home or confiscated his books.
Simon Sheppard went to prison for thought crime in MERRY OLD ENGLAND.
In 1999, Sheppard was arrested with David Hannam for publishing and distributing 1,500 copies of a double-sided anti-immigration leaflet titled, Our Politicians Are Traitor Criminals. After being charged with Publishing or Distributing Racially Inflammatory Material, and Possession of Racially Inflammatory Material, Sheppard was sentenced to nine months in prison.
After his release, he continued writing what he believed to be the truth.
In 2005 and 2006, the British police raided his flat several times, and Sheppard was forced to attend several hearings. He and his co-publisher Stephen Whittle were tried, and Sheppard was convicted of eleven counts of race hate.
In 2008, the two fled to the United States to seek political asylum. In their absence, they were retried in England. Their appeals for asylum in the US were denied by a female judge who had previously granted asylum to an IRA member who had been convicted of murdering two policemen.
Upon his return to England, Sheppard appeared at Leeds Court and was sentenced to four years and ten months in prison for three counts relating to Tales of the Holohoax, followed by a consecutive sentence of twelve months in aggregate on the two counts relating to Dont Be Sheeple, in addition to several other charges related to publishing racially inflammatory material on a web site hosted in the United States. Eventually, Sheppards sentences were reduced, but he remained in prison through 2011, when he was transferred to a bail hostel.
It was while Sheppard was in the bail hostel that my friend Trevor Blake put me in touch with him. Mr. Blake, a passionate advocate for free speech, had been writing Sheppard letters of support for several years, and told me that Sheppard might be interested getting his work out to a new audience.
Whether you agree with all, some or none of what Sheppard has written, he has been punished by the state for publishing prohibited thoughts.
In the United States, we take freedom of speech for granted. People who make politically incorrect statements in public are bound to face social and professional consequences, but they dont expect to go to prison.
The people of England arent so lucky. The English have no such freedom.
No people can claim to be free when they fear imprisonment for merely expressing thoughtshowever wrong, unpopular or inconvenient to their leaders.
Simon Sheppard is the canary in the coal mine. His imprisonment in a country that claims to be among the most civilized in the world tells us where hate speech laws and enforced political correctness inevitably lead. They chill honest discourse, encourage double-talk and promote hypocrisy. People are afraid to say what they think, so they say what theyre allowed to say, and a tyrannical, totalitarian regime flourishes unchecked by popular opinion.
Sheppard called his politicians traitor criminals, and as in the England of old, they locked him away in a cell to shut him up.
Whether you agree with him or not, Simon Sheppard stood up to tyranny.
He did not apologize.
He did not recant.
How would you hold your mud if they came for you?
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All About Women was first published by Sheppards Heretical Press in 1998.
As Sheppard explains in his Foreword, All About Women was designed to present his conclusions, not his research. His arguments are presented simply and concisely, supplemented in the original photocopied pamphlet with charts and quotations. Ive reproduced those here as well. Long quotations are presented in the digital edition as sub-chapters with attribution, so that they are easier to read on e-readers than text graphics.
In All About Women Sheppard is nothing if not quotable. His procedural analysiskind of a field guide to womenoffers a novel list of theories about female strategies and a humorous selection of female stereotypes including the Scatterbrained Female, Liability Girl, Able Woman, and my favorite: Thug Woman. Some highlights of All About Women are his list of female sexual signals, the Dynamical Laws, and his DSoD (Dishonest Submergence of Difference) Theory. Nothing characterizes feminist apologetics so much as the tendency to make large differences small and small differences larger.
In the past decade, there has been increased interest in human biodiversity and using evolutionary psychology make sense of the war between the sexes. First Published in 1998, All About Women was ahead of its time. Its punchy essays would be at home in the manosphere alongside those of popular game, anti-feminist and PUA bloggers like Heartiste, Roosh V, and Ferdinand Bardamu. If the chapters and charts in All About Women were blog posts, I have no doubt that theyd be wildly popular, well-linked and quoted often online.
If Simon Sheppard were blogging today, he might be highly influential. But Simon Sheppard is not blogging today. Thanks to Big Sister and her need to control information, right now Sheppard legally prohibited from using email.
Just because youre paranoid, doesnt mean theyre not out to get you.
Jack Donovan
Portland, February 2012
Foreword
Little did I think that my work would be first published like this. I was in Amsterdam, was just about to publish two novel medical scientific papers and had already done enough experiments to know that I was on to something big. When these papers appeared the equivalent of two Ph.Ds, independently undertaken I thought that doors would open, opportunities would present themselves and my new system of Procedural Analysis, by which human behaviour can be completely understood, would be a Big Thing. I hadnt arrived at the notion of Big Sister yet.
This booklet is designed to present the maximum information in the minimum space, and some omissions will be inevitable. It is a collection of conclusions, not a documentary of how they were arrived upon. My findings, obtained by logical deduction, came as quite a surprise. If anyone is still under the illusion that males and females are the same except for a few superficial differences, as I once was, read Brainsex by Moir and Jessel. This is a good, informal summary of my university course on Sex Differences.