Jason Keeler - The Strip Club Dating Survival Guide: How To Date Exotic Dancers, Succeed At Life & Get Laid...Without Killing Anyone, Going Broke Or Landing In Jail.

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Copyright 2012 Jason Keeler. All Rights Reserved. No content may be reproduced without the express written permission of the author.

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I don't believe it!

- Luke Skywalker: exclaiming as Yoda levitates a 15 ton X-wing fighter out of a swamp using only the power of his mind.

That is why you fail.

- Master Yoda: explaining to Luke why he is a pussy and deserves to get his ass kicked by his own dad.

It is estimated that there are well over a quarter of a million women working in nearly 3,000 strip clubs, nude theaters, and bikini bars in the United States. That means that more than one in every thousand people, in this country, gets naked for money on a regular basis. Nearly half of all Americans are men, and, therefore, are rather unlikely to be working as dancers in a titty bar, unless you live somewhere unusual. If you ignore the male population entirely, then your actual chances of encountering a woman in this country who is a stripper increase dramatically to nearly one in five hundred. 1 in 500 odds seem reasonable enough as such things tend to go, certainly a hell of a lot better than your average chance of winning the lottery.

This is especially true when you stop to think that exotic dancers tend to be concentrated within commuting distance of thousands of adult cabarets that open up for business each day all across the country. In other words, there is a pretty significantly large population of exciting, sexually-forward, and theoretically single women in the business of getting naked for your entertainment concentrated in relatively predictable and fixed locations somewhere close by where you live, much to the annoyance of your wife, girlfriend or mom. The simple fact that dancers need to be where the clubs are makes dating a stripper a straightforward matter of personal choice, taste, priorities and resourcefulness. I suspect that may seem as obvious to you as it certainly is to me, but maybe it begs the question; why does this matter at all?

Are exotic dancers actually the type of women that you could date? If so, would you like to? Would they want to date you? Isnt banging strippers just something that other guys say they do when theyre drunk and trying to one-up each other? Does anyone actually succeed at it? Do you personally know anyone who does? What value is there in learning how to approach and attract exotic dancers anyway? Arent these girls nothing more than fantasies that exist always just beyond reach, well protected by bouncers in the club, constantly watched over by jealous boyfriends everywhere else?

Dont strippers have their own expert defenses, learned in the process of deflecting scores of horny males every night? Are strippers all hookers? Do they do porn? Will they cheat on you, or just play you for your money? Do you have to worry that your dancer girlfriend is lying to you about what shes up to every time she leaves the house? If you cant actually have them, then what would be the point? Why even talk about it when its not something you can have unless youre in a band or some other shit like that? Why does learning how to do it right even matter?

It matters because strippers are fun to hang out with in a bar, night club, your bed, her bed, someone elses bed, the back of a car, a dark alley behind the bar you were in earlier, and sometimes even in relationships, or marriage. It matters because strippers are physically fit, sexually desirable, and have flexible schedules, standards, and relationship boundaries.

It matters because strippers perform in a sexually charged, party environment, often wearing little or nothing, and seem to embrace the idea that walking around in giant platform heels with their asses hanging out somehow constitutes normal behavior. It matters because strippers shave everything, go tanning regularly, work out, and insist on sensible, work-related investments like breast enhancements.

It matters because strippers enjoy things like sex, drugs, good times, and playing dress up. It matters because strippers are skilled at entertaining, love to party, and arent afraid to bring their girlfriends home so that you can have a new toy to play with. It matters because almost every dancer out there is, in some way or another, a lonely girl at heart.

It totally matters.

Strippers have the ability to make more money than they know what to do with, can often be found behind the wheel of cars they have no business owning, and dont mind running off to Vegas for an impromptu weekend of gambling, drinking, dancing, room service and Ecstasy fueled sex. Your stripper girlfriend will almost certainly take pleasure in helping cross out a thing or two on your bucket list, so long as you do her right. The right dancer can totally captivate you, body and soul, changing how, why and what you think about almost everything. When she is pressing her body against you in the dubious privacy of some seedy strip joint VIP room, you may powerfully remember better days gone by, brighter futures and dreams long past their prime. She can drink you and your friends under the table while telling you where, and from whom, to get the best drugs.

An exotic dancer can be the principal object not only of your desire, but that of every other guy who lays eyes on her. Having a woman of this kind; this sex fantasy made tough, defensive, and unobtainable by the daily requirements of career, and lifestyle, possessing her sexually and romantically when no other man can, is the ultimate thrill in the hunt for love, sex, and partnership. The envy of your friends, as obvious as your breath on a cold winter morning, is ample reward in itself. If that isnt enough, successfully dating just a single dancer has the effect of making you safe, approachable, and desirable to the other strippers in the club, the female staff members such as bartenders, waitresses, door and coat check girls, not to mention the attractive females at other clubs, vendors or related events.

Despite whatever vague, negative ideas that we as a society may entertain toward the idea of the adult stage performers, other females recognize the value inherent in a man that can attract and retain a woman who has a vast pool of ever changing suitors that she has rejected in his favor. Other guys see this too, and in the end, the social significance of such a person is increased, regardless of whether we accept his girlfriend, or reject her as a whore.

As far as a strippers physical boundaries, social mores, and behavioral modalities are concerned, the inhibitions that most women take for granted seem almost entirely, conspicuously absent. Whether by some quirk of a personal nature, a byproduct of lifestyle choices and personal style, or simply as the projection of a public persona designed to attract financial prosperity, an exotic dancers sexuality is generally open enough that almost anything pleasurable is fair game, or close enough that it makes no practical difference.

Behaviors, requests, and the expression of fetishes in the bedroom that serve to alienate you from any other woman, or even those that can end normal relationships altogether are typically tolerated, if not explicitly appreciated, and encouraged. Whether you find yourself in bed with your stripper girlfriend and her best friend at some point or not, there is always the perfect, present awareness that surprise menage-a-trois might go down at any moment. And sometimes, its actually just the possibility that counts,