Mark Herrmann - The Curmudgeons Guide to Practicing Law

Part primer. Part comedy. And part keen insight into the practice of law in America today.

Stephen Phillips, Defense Liaison Counsel, In re Orthopedic Bone Screw Product Liability Litigation

Required reading for anyone who is a lawyer, knows a lawyer, or has ever laughed at a lawyer joke.

David Gulley, Ph.D., Navigant Consulting

Ive had Mark Herrmanns Memorandum From A Curmudgeon tacked to my office door for years. Now Ill have to find a bigger tack.

Professor Sue Liemer, Director of Lawyering Skills, School of Law, Southern Illinois University

Mark Herrmanns book is the perfect graduation gift for new lawyers. Dont let the humor fool you into thinking that this book isnt serious; its the most practical introduction to life as a lawyer you can find.

Ian Gallacher, Director, Legal Research and Writing, Syracuse University College of Law

Mark Herrmann has written a funand incredibly usefulbook It could fairly be called Everything Youve Ever Wanted to Know About Law Practice But Were Afraid to Ask. Now, at last, we can find out the tricks of the trade without the risk of appearing stupid. And we can do so with a book so humorous that at times I found myself laughing out loud.

Professor Robert H. Klonoff, Douglas Stripp/Missouri Professor of Law University of Missouri/Kansas City School of Law

The Curmudgeon cuts to the chase about how to practice law successfully Instructive, insightful, and just plain fun!

Gary Garfield, General Counsel, Bridgestone Firestone North American Tire, LLC.

This is the only book Ive ever read that I wish had been longer.

Robert C. Weber, Senior Vice President, Legal and Regulatory Affairs, IBM

Im already drafting papers to get Mark Herrmann drummed out of the lawyer corps for spilling the beans.

Ron Coleman, Coleman Law Firm PC, author of The Princeton Review Pre-Law Companion and the Likelihood of Confusion blog

I loved this book! No, reallyI mean it.

Tracy Stratford, Jones Day litigation associate, who knew that thered be hell to pay unless she said something awfully nice about this book

Portions of the text of this book were published in some form in the following publications, reprinted here with permission:

Alternate Meanings for Commonly Used Phrases, The National Law Journal (July 21, 1997) (co-authored with John W. Edwards II); Trial Balloon: How To Write: A Memorandum From A Curmudgeon, Litigation (Fall 1997); This is What Im Thinking: A Dialogue Between Partner And Associate From The Partner, Litigation (Fall 1998); and On Self-Justifying Bills, For The Defense (Nov. 2003).

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Herrmann, Mark

The curmudgeons guide to practicing law.

Mark Herrmann

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e-ISBN: 978-1-62722-837-4

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