How to Date a Dragon
Flirting with Fangs Trilogy 2
by
Ashlyn Chase
To my niece Nancy. She may (hopefully) never read this book, because her auntie writing about love and sex might give her the ickies.
But she helped brainstorm this series when she was a mere twelve years old and deserves more than a hug and a pizza.
I wouldnt be surprised if she becomes a writer when she grows up. The kids got talent and imagination.
Im never attending a destination wedding again.
Bliss Russo dragged her garment bag and carry-on up the ramp to her Boston apartment building. Her purse had fallen off her shoulder ten minutes ago and dangled from her wrist. She needed the other hand to hold her cell phone to her ear so she could bitch to her friend Claudia.
Oh, poor you. Someone made you go to Hawaii. Claudia chuckled. The bastards.
Seriously do you know how long the flight is? Or I should say flights. First theres the leg from Boston to L.A., then L.A. to Honolulu, and finally Honolulu to Maui. Two days later, I go from Maui to Honolulu. Then Honolulu to L.A. Then L.A. to Boston. Plus I had to follow Hawaiian wedding traditionat least what the brides parents assured us was the traditionand party all night. I havent slept for days.
Youre exaggerating.
No, Im not. Unless you count the five-minute nap I took at LAX. I was so exhausted, I woke up on the chair next to me when the guy I had apparently fallen asleep on got up and left.
Sorry. Okay, youre right. It was a lousy, miserable thing to make you do. So where are you now?
Almost home. In fact, Ill probably lose you in the elevator. Give me a few days to sleep and Ill call you back.
Call by Thursday if you can, and let me know if you want to go out Saturday night.
Bliss jostled the door open, and one of the residents held it while she maneuvered her luggage through. I shouldnt. I worked a little harder and got a few days ahead so I could go to this damn wedding in the first place, but I really cant afford to take any more time off. The competition will crush me.
Thats what you get for landing in the finals of your dream reality show. What is it? Americas Next Great Greeting Card Designer?
Its not called Americas Next oh, forget it. Im at the elevator now and Im too tired to care. Ill call you.
Okay, sugar. Sweet dreams.
Thanks. Bliss hung up and dropped her phone into the bowels of her purse. She yanked and stuffed her luggage into the tiny elevator, which she rode to the second floor. Eventually, she dragged everything to her door, rattled the key in her lock, and brought it all into her bedroom. Passing out on top of her bed fully dressed seemed like the only good idea she was capable of having, so she donned a sleep mask, did a face-plant, and stayed that way.
* * *
Hours lateror maybe daysBliss awoke to a deafening blare. Still disoriented, she had no idea what the hell the noise was or, for that matter, if it was night or day. She tore off the sleep mask and still couldnt tell what was going on. But what was that smell?
Oh. My. God. Smoke! That ear-piercing screech is the friggin fire alarm.
Bliss tried to remember what to do. Oh yeah, crouch down low and get the fuck out of Dodge. Thank the good Lord she lived on the second floor, because she couldnt use the stupid elevator.
Bliss remembered just in time to put her hand to the door before opening it. It didnt feel as though there were an inferno on the other side. Staying low, she opened the door. The smoke was so thick she could barely see. She held her breath and charged toward the end of the hall.
Suddenly, her head hit something firm and she fell backward. Oomph. The sharp intake of breath resulted in a coughing fit.
Looking up to see what she had hit, she realized she had just head-butted a firefighters ass.
He swiveled and mumbled through his mask. Really? Im here to save you, and you spank me?
Despite her earlier panic, Bliss felt a whole lot safer and started to giggle. Oh no. My computer! Wait, I have to go back
No. You need to get out of here, now. The firefighter lifted her like she weighed nothingan amazing feat in itselfthen carried her the wrong way down the rest of the hallway, through the fire door, and down the stairs.
Wait! She grasped him around the neck and tried to see his face through watering eyes.
His mask, helmet, and shield covered almost his whole head, but she caught a glimpse of gold eyes and a shock of hair, wheat-colored with yellow streaks, angled across his forehead. She thought it odd that the city would let firefighters dye their hair like rock musicians.
As soon as theyd made it to the street, she could see better and noticed his eyes were actually green and almond shaped. She must have imagined the gold color. He set her down near the waiting ambulance and pulled off his mask.
What a hottie! But I dont have time for that now. She staggered slightly as she tried to head back toward the door.
He grabbed her arm to steady her. Hey, he shouted to one of the paramedics. Give her some oxygen.
No, Im fine. I dont need any medical attention. Thanks to the gorgeous hunk with the weird hair.
Please let them check you out.
Id rather let you check me out. She covered her mouth and grinned. Sorry. It must be the smoke inhalation.
He laughed. Seriously? First you grab my ass, and now youre hitting on me?
I didnt grab your ass. For your information, I ran face-first into your behind.
Oh. Well, pardon me for being in the way.
His smile almost stopped her heartor was it the lack of oxygen? Regardless, she had to rip herself away from him and get her computer out of the building before it melted. No matter how hard she pulled, he didnt budge.
You need to go back in there for my computer. Apartment twenty-five, halfway down the hall.
He took off his gloves. Look, Im sorry, miss, but if I went back in there now, my chief would have my hide.
But my whole life is on that computer. Im in the finale of a huge TV competition.
He didnt seem impressed, so she tried again.
Its my greeting card business and all my newest designs are there. This show would pay for a whole ad campaign and give me fifty grand if I win. Realizing she sounded like a babbling idiot, she pressed on. Ive worked so hard to make it this far. If I lose my work, Ill never catch up. Ill wind up presenting a half-assed portfolio, and not only can I forget about winning, but it could ruin me!
* * *
Drake couldnt believe what he was hearing. His weakness might be beautiful brunettes, but did she honestly expect him to risk his life for an object that could be replaced? Could she not see smoke pouring out of the building? Sure, he could probably manage it, being fireproof and all, but after the chewing out he got the last time
Dont you keep a backup file online?
No. I dont trust the Internet, she said with the saddest expression in her beautiful brown eyes. There are too many hackers out there, and this greeting card competition is outrageously competitive. Pleeeease!
All this hoopla for a piece of paper that reads, Roses are red. Violets are blue? The brunette didnt appear to be insane, no matter how stupid this reality show sounded. There were crazier things on TV.
His chief had already warned Drake about risking his neck and told him to knock off taking stupid chances. Hed lucked out the last time. The mayor, a big dog lover, heard that Drake had gone back into a two-alarm blaze to rescue a greyhound. Then Mr. Mayor made the chief disregard any thought of suspending Drake by giving him a medal. But that sort of luck wouldnt hold, especially if this insubordination was about an inanimate object.