TALKER 25
TALKER 25 - 1
Joshua McCune
To Mom, for being my first editor, even when it was all crap;
to Dad, for being my first believer, even when belief was hard;
and to Christina, for putting your sleeping bag next to mine all those years ago
When Trish called and begged me to go dragon hunting, I should have trusted my instincts. Now Im stuck in a car with her and a pair of wannabe farmboys whose idea of Friday night fun is sneaking onto the rez to get their pictures taken next to Old Man Blue.
While shes riding shotgun, laughing at Konrad Klines lame jokes about tonguing lizards, Im crammed in the back with Preston Williams, a self-proclaimed dragonologer with greasy black hair, clumps of facial fuzz on his cheeks, and beady brown eyes that too often find their way to my neckline.
Konrad steers his BMW to the side of the road and parks next to the cornfield that adjoins the rez. He and Trish walk a few yards ahead of us, their flashlights making zigzags in the darkness, the soft crunch of trampled corn mingling with their whispers. Preston chirps in my ear about his favorite bandLokis Gruntsor maybe its a band hes forming. I stop listening, but nod and smile as my gaze drifts skyward.
A glittering blanket of stars covers us. I wont miss much about Kansas when I leave for college, but Ill miss this. The nights are planetarium black here, and when Im by myself, deathly peaceful.
As always, staring into that vastness of space makes me think of Mom. Not burned and screaming, like in those last minutes before she slipped into a coma, but in a transcendent way, like maybe shes watching over me. What does she think of me? Shed want me to be nicer to the farmboys, I bet. Shed want me to forgive the dragons
Watch out. Preston grabs my wrist and jerks me back. My focus snaps from the stars to the forearm-thick barbed wire a foot in front of me.
Better pay attention, Callahan, were entering enemy territory. He sets his hand at his waist and grins. Piles of crap this high. Doesnt smell much, but man, it will stain your clothes something fierce.
After crossing over, we follow Trish and Konrad across flattened pasture toward Dragon Hill. The massive mound of rock and dirt is nothing but a shadow across the horizon, the blue light atop it another star in the heavens.
Except for Old Man Blue, the dragons are out of sight. But I can still feel their eyes on me. Neither hostile nor friendly. Neither angry nor afraid. Just there, watching. Like Im the one who is trapped and under examination.
Ive felt this before, the few times Ive been in the car when Dads needed to stop by the rez to check on a patienthis term, not mine. I know these Blues arent dangerous. Not usually anyway.
Konrad calls us together near Dragon Hole. Rule one of the hunt: never wake a sleeping dragon. Luckily, thats not something well have to worry about. He points his flashlight at the blue glow atop the adjoining hill. Brightest one in the bunch, but nobodys ever seen the old man awake. Each day the other Blues dig their hole. It gets deeper and Dragon Hill gets taller. The old mans got to get up and climb to his new position at the top, right?
Trish nods, eyes wide.
My father figured the same thing, Konrad says, so he posted men to monitor the old man at night. Each morning the guards were asleep and the old man had moved up the hill.
Preston wiggles his fingers at us. Dragon magic.
Trish rolls her eyes but leans in closer to Konrad. What about the rest?
Eager for some lizard action, huh? He takes her hand, leads her to the edge of the hole.
Wow, she says. How many are there?
Two hundred or so.
Every one of them watching me.
Konrad clasps Trish around the waist and spins her toward Dragon Hill. You like those, wait until you see one up close.
Preston waves me over. You gotta check this out, Callahan. Its Jedi badass.
I hesitate, then think of Mom. She believed every decision boils down to two choices, whether it be as simple as yes or no, or as complex as right or wrong. I can stay here in the darkness, afraid of the dragons and everything they represent, or . . .
I glance skyward and offer a silent prayer before shuffling forward.
The closest dragons nestle in caves a dozen yards from the top, their blue bodies sparkling like giant sapphires. A ramp spirals down, caves and dragons on either side. Farther down, blackness swallows the ramp, but the twinkling blue lights continue into the infinity.
Staring into the abyss reminds me how little we know about these creatures. They exploded into our world fifteen years ago, full grown and lethal. Everybodys got theories, most of them stupid, but nobody knows how they got here. Just like nobody knows why theyre digging this giant pit in the middle-of-nowhere, Kansas. When Army inspectors attempted to investigate, a few months into the excavation, the dragons nearly destroyed the rez and half of Mason-Kline with their thunderous stomping.
But at rest, theyre not scary at all. Theyre beautiful.
The dragon luminosity mesmerizes me, and the sensation that theyre watching me dissolves, along with my apprehension. A peacefulness I havent felt since Moms death creeps over me.
Prestons nasal laugh ruins it. Kon thinks theyre searching for treasure, he says. Me, Id put my money on dwarves. Lets see if the old man will give us his opinion.
When I look away from the hole, I expect my unease to return, but it doesnt. Maybe the dragons have seen me and are satisfied now.
Or maybe Im just crazy.
Its a hundred feet to the top of Dragon Hill. Made of huge clumps of torn earth, the mound more resembles an irregular landfill than a hill. The ten-minute climb leaves me sweating and out of breath.
Even lying down, Old Man Blues taller than a double-decker bus. If his neck were longer, hed resemble an iridescent blue brontosaurus. Its the most stunning thing Ive ever seen, marred only by the silver fire restrictor cinched about his neck.
Time for a smooch, Preston says. For a horrible moment, I think hes talking to me.
How we want to do this? Konrad asks.
Well make this an easy one for our novices, Preston says as he pulls out his phone. Kon, you ride the old man, and well have the ladies kiss him on the cheeks.
No.
Dont be scared, Callahan, Preston says. The old mans harmless.
Yeah, if earthquakes and gunfire cant wake him, a little peck on the scales aint gonna do it, Konrad says.
Im not scared. How would you like someone to come into your bedroom, jump on your neck, and kiss you while youre sleeping?
Depends on whos doing the kissing. Konrad winks at me. Come on, Melissa, lighten up. Look, Trish is doing it.
Ah, farmboy logic. Beats real logic every time in Mason-Kline.
Trish appears as if shed rather be tiptoeing through a field of scorpions as she edges toward the enormous Blue. Konrad laughs and swings himself onto the dragons snout.
Did you see that? I ask Preston.
See what?
He brightened when Konrad jumped on.
Hey, Kon, the old mans got his light saber up for you, Preston says. He removes a pair of sunglasses from his jacket. Put these on if its too bright for you, Callahan. We dont want you squinting like youre blocked up or something.
I ignore him and march into place.
Okay, ladies, we want this to be good. Wanna spark some fires, Konrad says, and gives us his all-American smile. How bout you lose the shirts?
Trish shrugs at me, then wriggles out of her sweater. Guess shes not worried about the dragon anymore.
Very, very nice, Patricia Potter, Konrad says.