Mark Zedler - The Dirty Little Book of Sex Quotes

Is sex dirty? Only if its done right. ~ Woody Allen Edited by Mark Zedler www.TheBacchanalian.com | The Dirty Little eBook of Sex Quotes The Dirty Little eBook of Sex Quotes Some Rights Reserved This free eBook is yours to enjoy. Feel free to steal it, copy it, print it or even post it on your blog! www.TheBacchanalian.com | The Dirty Little eBook of Sex Quotes i Introduction It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on. declared Marilyn Monroe illustrating her wonderful sense of humour. Kevin Costner suggested Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them.

And lets not forget Ken Hammond who once remarked What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home. Most everyone enjoys reading quotes about sex. We delight in reading them because they are so often uncomfortably true. Sex quotes often convey an embedded message that we know to be true but are often afraid or unwilling to utter in public. Without a doubt few things can spice up a conversation about sex or sexuality more than a well-chosen sex quote. Given our affinity for sex quotes, wouldnt it be great to have the best sex quotes available compiled in a free eBook? Well here it is folks! The Dirty little eBook of Sex Quotes is organized into 30 categories for quick easy reference.

This eBook is the ultimate source for the best sex quotes around. This eBook is not only makes for great reading it is also very visually appealing. This eBook has it all: Dirty Sex, Bisexuality, Money, Chastity, The Tao of Sex, Safe Sex, Relationships and many more. All told, you have in your possession well over 200 of the best sex quotes ever. www.TheBacchanalian.com | The Dirty Little eBook of Sex Quotes ii Contents www.TheBacchanalian.com | The Dirty Little eBook of Sex Quotes iii Contents www.TheBacchanalian.com | The Dirty Little eBook of Sex Quotes iv What is Sex? Sex is the great amateur art. -Anne Cumming Hair is another name for sex. -Vidal Sassoon Sex is an emotion in motion. -Mae West Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation...The other eight are unimportant. -Henry Miller Housework is like bad sex. -Henry Miller Housework is like bad sex.

Every time I do it I swear I will never do it again. Until the next time company comes. -Marilyn Sokol Sex is a body-contact sport. It is safe to watch but more fun to play. -Thomas Szasz Great food is like great sex -the more you have the more you want. -Ron Jeremy Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing. -Woody Allen Sex is a discovery. -Fannie Hurst If sex isn't a joke, what is? -Nella Larsen Sex is the gateway to life. -Frank Harris Sex is a lot like pizza, when it's good, it's really good; when it's bad, it's still kinda good. -Brandon Lyon Sex is nature's way of saying 'Hi!' -Anonymous www.TheBacchanalian.com | The Dirty Little eBook of Sex Quotes Dirty Sex I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. -George Burns There's nothing inherently dirty about sex, but if you try real hard and use your imagination you can overcome that. -Lewis Grizzard I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty. -John Waters Is sex dirty? Only if its done right. -Woody Allen A dirty book is rarely dusty. -Anonymous How did sex come to be thought of as dirty in the first place? God must have been a Republican. -Will Durst I read so many bad things about sex that I had to give up reading. -Anonymous www.TheBacchanalian.com | The Dirty Little eBook of Sex Quotes Hollywood I sold the memoirs of my sex life to a publisher they are going to make a board game out of it. -Woody Allen I always think clothes make you look fat, so I prefer to be naked. -Pamela Anderson It's great being blonde - with such low expectations it's easy to impress. -Pamela Anderson I would read Playboy magazine more often, but my glasses keep steaming over. -George Burns Photography: Hollywood byloop_oh I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing. -Johnny Carson Certain times I like sex. -Johnny Carson Certain times I like sex.

Like after a cigarette. -Rodney Dangerfield During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel. -Rodney Dangerfield www.TheBacchanalian.com | The Dirty Little eBook of Sex Quotes Hollywood If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all. -Rodney Dangerfield Hell, if I'd jumped on all the dames I'm supposed to have jumped on, I'd have had no time to go fishing. -Bob Hope Everybody got it wrong. -Bob Hope Everybody got it wrong.

I said I was into porn again, not born again. -Billy Idol I always thought of losing my virginity as a career move. -Madonna My husband's German. Every night I get dressed up as Poland and he invades me. -Bette Midler Photography: Musso & Frank Grill byCaveman 92223 www.TheBacchanalian.com | The Dirty Little eBook of Sex Quotes Homosexuality Homosexuality is God's way of insuring that the truly gifted aren't burdened with children. -Sam Austin I'm not really a homosexual.

I just help them out when they're busy. -Frank Carson There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be very free with sex, they should draw the line at goats. -Elton John Photography:Capital Pride Parade, Albany NY 2009byalbany_tim The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. -Lynn Lavner If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in queer to work: Hello. -Lynn Lavner If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in queer to work: Hello.

Can't work today, still queer. -Robin Tyler It always seemed to me a bit pointless to disapprove of homosexuality. It's like disapproving of rain. -Francis Maude Jesse Helms and Newt Gingrich were shaking hands congratulating themselves on the introduction of an antigay bill in Congress. If it passes, they won't be able to shake hands, because it will then be illegal for a prick to touch an asshole. -Judy Carter www.TheBacchanalian.com | The Dirty Little eBook of Sex Quotes Bisexuality I'm glad I'm not bisexual.

I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women. -Bernard Manning A 'Bay Area Bisexual' told me I didn't quite coincide with either of her desires. -Woody Allen Bisexuality doubles your chances of a date on a Saturday night. -Woody Allen Well, actually, I'm a bisexual lesbian in a man's body... but it's more complicated than that. -Kate Millett I don't understand why so many people must limit themselves to only half of the people around them. -Anonymous www.TheBacchanalian.com | The Dirty Little eBook of Sex Quotes