Elya - Destination Poon: Reggies Travel & Sex Stories Around the World Volume 1

Destination Poon (Vol. 1)

All events from this book are real. Some names, features, ages, and locations were changed to protect the privacy of some of the persons involved.

Disclaimer

Always consult a professional before undertaking any advice in this book. I expressly disclaim responsibility from anything that may result from the use or application of the information provided. Seriously, dont do anything stupid.

Copyright 2016 by Regev Elya.

All rights reserved. It is strictly prohibited to use any part of the publication without my prior consent. All registered trademarks in this book are property of their respective owners.

In Memory of Evonne and Fraji Elya

My amazing grandparents,

Thanks for nurturing, keeping us all united, and teaching dozens of little grandkids that life is just a big playground full of love, opportunities and trees to climb. You are sorely missed.

Preface

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference. (Robert Frost)

How would your life look if you could wake up every morning and do whatever you wanted, wherever you wanted, whenever you wanted? Would you go skiing in the Alps? Would you go frolic on the green pastures of the Caucasus? Would you go hike the steep volcanoes of Central America? Would you perhaps just go and find some tropical paradise to build a house in? And the two key questions: How many exotic sexual liaisons would you enjoy, and when exactly would you get sick of this peripatetic lifestyle?

Im Reggie, and Im trying to answer those questions every day.

My life has been pretty unusual over the past decade. After finishing my three years of mandatory military service in Israel, I attended the best university in my country only to drop out after three weeks. I couldnt see the point of memorizing details when everything can be looked up on Google in three seconds. I could also see where that path was leading, and I didnt want to go there. I didnt want to end up as a fat office drone. So I dropped out a day after seeing something on TV:

Two Teenagers Make $12,000 a Month, Working 6 Hours a Week From Their Laptop on the Beach.

HOLY CRAP!

At that moment, everything changed. I had no idea how I was going to do it, but I trusted myself to figure it all out. The idea of living in the rat race for forty years sounded more painful than the idea of working my ass off to escape it. The goal was a lifestyle of complete freedom.

And the rest is history.

Things have worked out well. After teaching myself all about human psychobiology, persuasion, sales, and marketing, I now own a couple of online and offline businesses. Best part? I engineered them all to be completely passive, to leave me out of the equation so that I could be free and travel the world.

As a result, I now live the life of my dreams. Ive been to about a fourth of the worlds countries, traveling solely on passive royalties, commissions, and sales from various products and services. Some of them I own, some Im only invested in . But wherever I go, income keeps pouring in. From jungles in Costa Rica to temples in Cambodia, from villages in Kosovo to flower fields in the Netherlands, from beaches in Thailand to mountains in Armenia, life has been like a dream, except that Ive never had to wake up. But with great power comes great responsibility.

And great responsibility never was one of my virtues.

You see, the world is full of temptations of all kinds. You go to remote jungles and find virgins who arent used to seeing a white man. You go on the travel trail and find travelers of all cultures Christians and Jews, American and Japanese all flocking to exotic pieces of paradise where they interact with each other and have sex.

Travel has allowed me to indulge in all my instincts, unhindered by any rules except those I made, and I broke most of those too. I always try to push the line. I always try to see how absurdly wrong things can get, how far I can stretch the limits of what is reasonable, acceptable, and above all sexually possible. And while I may not always enjoy the outcome, somehow I always make it out alive to enjoy another day and share my stories with the world.

Destination Poon is a unique collection of the craziest adventures I have had. Some of these stories are so disturbing that editing houses refused my money because they didnt feel comfortable with the material. It could be a dangerous book to read. Little boys might escape school and voyage to the mountains of Mongolia. Little girls might have their hymens torn only by reading the first couple of chapters. You have been warned.

As if youre Alice down the rabbit hole, Im going to pull you into my reality. But make no mistake, this book is not some seditious dogma trying to make you follow my lifestyle. It is NOT for everyone. Rather, Destination Poon is aimed to incite you to fearlessly live life on your own terms, whatever that is for you. Its really not about me, or about the sex. In between the lines, Destination Poon is a celebration of life and the serendipity that it brings to those with the right mentality. Because from a genetic standpoint, all achievements of mankind are the result of mens pursuit of pussy. To pursue poon is to pursue life. To celebrate poon is to celebrate life.

Wait! Thats not all.

The stories are crafted to drill deeply into your psyche and embed life-changing lessons in your identity. How can you alter your attitude to better attract more adventure, gorgeous women, and success into your life? How can you increase your testosterone and feel like Wolverine? How can you avoid armed robbery? How can you increase your social value wherever you go? How can you remain calm in the face of adversity? How can you convince women to let you try their breast milk? Destination Poon has got it all!

For the past year and a half, I have dedicated my life to writing this book. I was consumed with a burning desire. I put everything else on hold. Ive changed my environment numerous times. Changing your environment injects you with the kind of energy that feeds creativity, and anything else other than making this book great was a compromise I was unwilling to make. This is the result.

My future daughters, close this book immediately and keep your human decency intact. My future sons enjoy. Daddy expects you to act just like him.

Oh, and as Im writing this preface, Im on an airplane, returning from Budapest. Right next to me, theres a cute Hungarian girl who told me shes a horse therapist and a pole dancer. I smiled. I know this archetype all too well:

Daddy issues!

We talked for an hour about her childhood, and she told me:

Wow, you really took me to a journey into my past. I never connected between all those things!

She was intrigued and wanted to read a few chapters from the book. I tried to warn her:

Believe me, its not for you.

She insisted:

Im a hard person to shock!

Alright, alright! Fuck it. I let her read.

Two minutes later, she was blushing red as an apple and excused herself to the toilet. I dont know if she went to masturbate or pee. Probably both. When she returned, she asked me:

What did you do to me?

I smiled.

I told you.

You didnt tell me it was a porn book!

Welcome to my life,

Regev Reggie Elya.

The Russian Flight Attendant

Good judgment can come from bad experiences; good experiences can come from bad judgments. The key in all of this is to trust chance, and to steer it in such a way that youre always learning from it. (Rolf Potts, Vagabonding)