Gary John Bishop - Unfu*k Yourself: Get Out of Your Head and into Your Life

Unfu*k Yourself

Unfu*k Yourself

Get out of your head
and into your life.

GARY JOHN BISHOP

This book is dedicated to my three sisters; Paula, Elizabeth and Sandra, my mother Agnes and father, Patrick. We grew together, we cried together, we stood together and we fought together. I am who I am because of you.

I acknowledge the downbeat and trodden, the single mothers and unemployed fathers, the dreamers and wannabes; I am you, and you can do it.

Table of Contents

01 In the beginning

02 I am willing.

03 I am wired to win.

04 I got this.

05 I embrace the uncertainty.

06 I am not my thoughts; I am what I do.

07 I am relentless.

08 I expect nothing and accept everything.

09 Where next?

Chapter 1

In the beginning

This is a conversational slap from the universe to wake you up to your true potential, to unfuck yourself and get spectacularly into your life.

Have you ever felt like a hamster on a wheel, furiously churning your way through life but somehow going nowhere?

All the while youre caught in a loop of constant internal chatter and judgement that never stops, a little voice telling you that youre lazy or stupid or not good enough. You wont even notice the degree to which you believe it or are drained by it, youll just be spending your day working to overcome the stresses and strains, trying to live your life and at various points facing the resignation that if you cant get your ass off this damned wheel maybe you are never going to get to where you want in life maybe that happiness youre after or that weight you want to lose or that career or relationship you crave will remain just out of reach.

These pages are dedicated to those that experience that self-defeating monolog. The endless stream of doubt and subterfuge that limits and taints everyday life. This is a conversational slap from the universe to wake you up to your true potential, to unfuck yourself and get spectacularly into your life.

Lets get this thing started in the right place. There are two kinds of talk you engage in every day: talking to others and talking to yourself. You might be one of those that insists, I dont talk to myself! But, in fact, most of the conversations you have on any given day are with yourselfall enjoyed in the solitude and privacy of your own head.

Whether youre introverted or extroverted, creative or practical, you spend huge swathes of your time talking toYOU! You do it while exercising, working, eating, reading, writing, walking, texting, crying, arguing, negotiating, planning, praying, meditating, having sex, (on your own and with others)you name it. And yes, you even do it in your sleep.

Youre actually doing it right now.

Dont worry, it doesnt mean youre crazy. Or, perhaps it means were all a little crazy. Either way, we all do it, so settle in and welcome to the freak show.

Studies show that we have over fifty thousand thoughts per day. Think of all the things you say to yourself that youd rather not or that you try to overcome or defeat. While we have little or no say in those automatic and reactionary thoughts, we have a massive say in which of those same thoughts we attach significance to. They dont come pre-loaded!!

The latest in neuroscience and psychology adds weight to the idea that the kind of talk you engage in has a profound impact on the quality of your life. Professor Will Hart of the University of Alabama conducted four experiments in which participants either recalled or experienced a positive, negative or neutral event. They found that people who described the neutral event in ways that it suggested it was ongoing, actually felt more positive and when they described a negative event in the same way, they experienced more negativity. In simple terms, the language you use to describe your circumstances determines how you see, experience and participate in them and dramatically affect how you deal with your life and confront problems both big and small.

The connection between what we say and how we feel has been known for hundreds if not thousands of years. Philosophers like Wittgenstein, Heidegger and Gadamer all knew of the importance and significance of language in our lives. Wittgenstein said, the harmony between thought and reality can be found the grammar of the language.

The good news is, studies have continually found that positive self-talk can dramatically improve mood, boost confidence, increase productivity, and more. Much more. In fact, as evidenced by Professor Hart and his studies, it can be one of the key components to a happy, successful life.

The bad news is, the reverse is also true: Negative self-talk can not only put us in a bad mood, it can leave us feeling helpless. It can make small problems seem bigger and even create problems where none existed before. Heres the breaking news, your self-talk is fucking you over and in ways you cant even begin to imagine.

With all of this in mind, lets get one thing clear: Even though this is a book about using the right language to improve your life, Im NOT suggesting you suddenly take on positive thinking or personal affirmations. Those subjects have been done to death with varying degrees of success and certainly not what well be doing here.

I wont ask you to tell yourself youre a tiger as a way to unleash your inner animal. Firstly, youre not a tiger and secondly, well, youre not a tiger. This all may work for some people, but Im much too Scottish for that. To me, being told to do these sorts of things feels like being force fed a bucket of maple syrup liberally sprinkled with bits of last years candy canes. Thanks but eh, no thanks.

For all my positives out there, sorry but were taking this baby in another direction! This book is designed to give you an authentic leg-upone that feels genuine and right for you and can propel you into greater levels of your true potential.

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SUCCESS AND FAILURE

If human emotions largely result from thinking, then one may appreciably control ones feelings by controlling ones thoughts or by changing the internalized sentences, or self-talk, with which one largely created the feeling in the first place.

That quote comes from Albert Ellis, one of the forefathers of modern psychology. Ellis found that how we think and talk about our experiences shifts the way we feel about them. In short, our thoughts are bedfellows with our emotions.

Ellis also found that the way we think can often be completely irrational.

Consider how many times youve told yourself something like, Im so stupid, I always mess things up, My life is over, or some negative description of an event like, this is the worst thing thats ever happened to me.

Raise your hand if youve ever completely over-reacted to something that, in hindsight, barely registered on the important-o-meter? Ok, put your hand down, people are watching and youre starting to look a bit silly. If you look back youll see that in the instant before that seemingly random over-reaction, you had a flash of outrageous self-talk, BANG! and off you go with your good self.

Some of the things we say and do arent always particularly rational but we seem to say and do them anyway! In addition, we never really see what we are leaving ourselves with or the emotional residue of engaging in even the mildest of negative self-talk.

You see, its not always dramatic self-talk, sometimes its subtle but equally disempowering. If youre working on something, you might think, This is so hard. What if I dont finish in time? or worry about all the different ways you can mess up, which leaves you in an anxious or worried state. Sometimes negative self-talk leads to anger, sadness, or frustration that manifests in different or seemingly unrelated situations.

This kind of self-talk doesnt make your life any easier. The more you tell yourself how hard something is, the harder it will actually seem. Unfortunately, since we are constantly listening to a steady stream of our automatic inner thoughts and have become so accustomed to the critical voice in our heads, we often dont realize how negative thoughts impact our mood and behavior in any given moment and, as a result, we end up doingor not doingthings our rational minds want us to do.