Ryan Henderson - The Wheel

The Wheel

Ryan Henderson

Copyright 2020 Ryan Henderson

You must not rely on the information in the ebook as an alternative to financial advice from an appropriately qualified professional. If you have any specific questions about any such matter you should consult an appropriately qualified professional.
Email the author at thewheelstrategy@gmail.com

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Contents

The Introduction

L et me tell you a story. The greatest story ever told. There once was an idiot, and I mean a real doofus, who wanted to get rich quick by buying and selling stocks. His name is Stock Market Steve. Steve did all the fundamental analysis in the world to find the most amazing company. He truly believes in this company and would love to own shares of their stock. His heart is happy. Steve uses the nest of cigarette butts and Tootsie Rolls wrappers he is deciding to call a brain to draw pretty pictures and lines on stock charts. He decides to purchase 1000 shares of the most surefire company in the world. And what happens? His position increases sometimes, and other times it decreases. Maybe a couple months down the road his position has grown by 20% so he decides to sell some shares and rake in a little profit. Another month goes by and his shares start to lose value at a surprisingly fast pace. The stock just is not doing what his voodoo chart said it would do! All the YouTube videos Steve watched made him believe hed be rich in just a few months!

He feels a cold, sinking feeling deep inside. Tears come to his eyes. His jowls tremble with fear. He is watching his money being flushed straight down the shitter. So he sells his position for a loss. Stock Market Steve just cant beat the market. Shocking.

Coincidentally, there is another dumbass that lives just down the street from the aforementioned voodoo wizard. His name is Gary Gambler. Now Gary is a real winner. He knows that sometimes you just have to roll the dice and hope for the best. Gary has a couple thousand dollars that he could afford to lose. He heard about these crazy things called stock options from his buddy at work. They change price much faster than dumb old stocks, and he wants to get rich quick as fuck bro. Gary Gambler gets on r/wallstreetbets and feels right at home. Its a whole community of idiots just like him who use self-deprecating humor to avoid thinking about the fact that they are pissing their money away. No one can hurt them if they make fun of themselves first. Occasionally, Gary sees one of these amazing people get lucky and make a fortune overnight. Why couldnt that be Gary?

Our hero decides to YOLO his money and buys a bunch of puts on a company that is basically guaranteed to fail. It doesnt. For some reason he is losing money faster and faster every day. What the fuck dude! A week has gone by and Gary has lost 100% of his money. What a shame. This scenario is also just incredibly shocking.

At long last we come to you. Mr. Big Genitals Money Bags. The God of the Greeks. DJ Put em Down and MC Call Up. The beautiful genius that decided to buy this book. You are about to learn one of the most dependable ways to actually make money every single week, and beat the market by preying on the Stock Market Steves and Gary Gamblers of the world. Want to double your money in a year using a strategy NOT based on luck? You have come to the right place. We are going to learn about a strategy called The Wheel. And we are going to get rich my friend.

The Analogy

B efore we really begin, let me set the stage here with a quick analogy. This will give you some context. Say you and I are at a horse race. You own a horse in the race. You want your horse to win obviously, but you know that shit happens. The horse might break his leg and become worthless. You want to keep at least some of the money you spent on the horse in case that happens. So I come along, Mr. Bug Genitals Money Bags, and I say Hey man, if you give me $100 right now I'll buy that horse from you if the horse becomes less valuable than $1000. I'll give you a week. So you pay me and we have a deal. Now you are protected in case the worst happens.

There are 3 possibilities:

1. Your horse wins the race and becomes more valuable. Selling that horse on the market would profit you way more than selling it to me for a measly $1000. So our handshake deal means nothing. It's worthless to you. I keep your money.

2. Your horse doesn't win. He finishes middle of the pack. There's nothing wrong with the horse he just didn't win this time. You have no reason to get rid of the horse just because he didn't win his last race. He might win his next one. So that horse is still more valuable to you than our $100 handshake. I keep your money.

3. Osama Bin Laden rises from his grave and Jihads the shit out of your horse. Your horse is now a disabled veteran and wants you to thank him for his service. He FOT4U. Anyways, so you're like fuck this horse I'm going to get a new horse. Luckily you have that deal with me where I have to buy it for $1000 if you choose. The horse isn't worth $1000 anymore, so it's more profitable for you to exercise our deal than to sell the horse on the market. I buy it for $1000. Unbeknownst to you I actually wanted your horse the whole time, sucker. I would be happy to own this stupid horse for $1000. And you're the chump that payed me $100 to do it. So now I own a $1000 horse for $900. Thanks asshole. Oh, and I keep your money.

So now I own a retarded horse. Great. Im screwed right? Lets see what happens. Now theres this other chump. This chump knows that my horse used to be a badass speed demon. He thinks the horse could spend a weekend at Disneyland and be back to normal. But he isnt sure, so he doesnt want to buy the horse outright. So here I come, Mr. Big Genitals Money Bags and I say, Hey man, if you pay me $100 right now, Ill sell you this horse for $1000 if it becomes more valuable than that a week from now. And you say to yourself, Thats a great deal, I could get a fully recovered race horse for only $1000. So you pay me and walk away happy.

There are 3 possibilities:

1. The horse goes to Disneyland, gets rehabilitated and fully recovers. He is back to normal and is worth way more than $1000. You come to me and exercise our deal. Because the previous dude payed me $100 and you payed me $100, my basis in this horse is $800. Thats what I actually payed for the horse. So even though Im selling him to you for the same price I bought him, Ive made $200 just for taking on a portion of your risk.

2. The horse just kind of lays around and complains and doesnt get better or worse. He is still only worth $1000. Because you payed me $100 already the price of the horse would have to increase to $1100 before you could begin to make a profit if you exercised our deal. It doesnt benefit you to exercise the deal in this case. I keep your money.

3. The horse gets deep in a bottle, puts on his dress blues, marches into the nearest VA and dies of natural causes. Now I own $500 worth of horse meat. You obviously arent going to exercise our deal because you would immediately be $500 in the hole. So now I have payed $1000 for $500 worth of horse, Im screwed right? Im going to lose all my money. WRONG. I have already made $200 just by making these deals. And some people eat horse meat. So I go to another chump and say, Hey man, pay me $30 and Ill sell you this horse meat for $1000 if it becomes more valuable than that a week from now. You know that this is kind of a long shot, but horse meat is still valuable on the market, and $30 is a small price to pay for the possibility of bigger future profit. So we shake hands and go eat some funnel cake. A couple days later Dr. Oz tweets that horse meat is higher in healthy fats than avocados and goes great on toasted rye bread. Horse meat is now selling for $1100 and you exercise our deal. I have to sell it to you for $1000. You profit $70, the $100 difference between our agreement and the actual price of horse meat, minus the $30 you paid me for the deal.