Chila-Jones - Say what?: 670 quotes that should never have been said

I practically grew up in Phoenix. It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago. I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future. Former U.S. vice president Dan Quayle I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.

Arnold Schwarzenegger I am not a crook. President Richard Nixon It certainly doesnt look familiar to me, but I dont want to say with certitude to you something that I dont know to be the certain truth. This is not a national security matter. Were not making a federal case out of this... Im not sure it risesno pun intendedto that level. I was perhaps, forgive me, a little stiff yesterday.

Former congressman Anthony Weiner Ive looked on a lot of women with lust. Ive committed adultery in my heart many times. President Jimmy Carter, Playboy magazine Life is indeed precious, and I believe the death penalty helps affirm this fact. Former New York City mayor Edward Koch I havent committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law. has one of the lowest crime rates in the country. has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.

Former Washington, D.C., mayor Marion Barry Reports that say something hasnt happened are always interesting to me, because as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know . We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns the ones we dont know we dont know. Former U.S. defense secretary Donald Rumsfeld You know the one thing thats wrong with this country? Everyone gets a chance to have their fair say. I never had sexual relations with that woman.

That depends on what the meaning of is is. A few years ago, this guy would have been getting us coffee. (speaking about Barack Obama) African Americans watch the same news at night that ordinary Americans do. When I was in England, I experimented with marijuana a time or two, and I didnt like it. I didnt inhale and never tried it again. President Bill Clinton If I didnt kick his ass every day, he wouldnt be worth anything.

Hillary Clinton, on Bill Clinton When the president does it, that means that it is not illegal. You know, I always wondered about that taping equipment but Im damn glad we have it, arent you? President Richard Nixon The world is more like it is now than it ever has been before. President Dwight Eisenhower A billion here, a billion there, sooner or later it adds up to real money. Former congressman Everett Dirksen A guy comes in and puts a gun in my ribs. And I just said, I believe that you want the guy behind the counter. Presidential candidate Ben Carson Ive now been in 48 statesI think one left to go.

President Barack Obama Believe me, as a busy single motherer, I shouldnt say single. When you have a husband whos president it can feel a little singlebut hes there. First Lady Michelle Obama The very first essential for success is a perpetually constant and regular employment of violence. What luck for rulers that men do not think. If you tell a big enough lie and tell it frequently enough, it will be believed. It is not the truth that matters, but victory.

Adolf Hitler We dont necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people. Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC instructor Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, Thank God, Im still alive. But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again. Former California senator Barbara Boxer You know what I heardthat its not black on black crime thats killing kids in Chicago, its actually cops shooting those kids. Monique Davis, Chicago Democrat Men often do need maternity care.

President Obamas Health and Human Services chief Kathleen Sebelius We have every mixture you can have. I have a black, a woman, two Jews and a cripple. And we have talent. James Watt, secretary of the Interior, Reagan administration Theyre coming after your doughnuts! Kentucky senator Rand Paul I have to confess that its crossed my mind that you could not be a Republican and a Christian. Hillary Clinton It had to do with Cuba and missiles, Im pretty sure. White House press secretary DanaPerino, admitting she had never heard of the Cuban Missile Crisis There is a mandate to impose a voluntary return to traditional values.

Facts are stupid things. Well, I learned a lotI went down to [Latin America] to find out from them and [learn] their views. Youd be surprised. Theyre all individual countries. President Ronald Reagan If Abraham Lincoln was alive today he would roll over in his grave. President Gerald Ford Number one, I have great respect for women.

I was the one that really broke the glass ceiling on behalf of women, more than anybody in the construction industry. You know it really doesnt matter what they write as long as youve got a young and beautiful piece of ass. Grab em by the pussy. Look at that face. Would anyone vote for that? Can you imagine that, the face of our next president? I mean, shes a woman, and Im not sposedta say bad things, but really, folks, come on. Are we serious? (speaking about presidential candidate Carly Fiorina) I would bomb the sh*t out of them.

Presidential candidate Donald Trump You may have seen I recently launched a Snapchat account. I love it. I love it. Those messages disappear all by themselves. Hillary Clinton We should replace bilingual education with immersion in English so people learn the common language of the country and they learn the language of prosperity, not the language of living in a ghetto. Give the park police more ammo. (speaking of his ex-wife) Newt Gingrich, Former Speaker of the House I think Assads invasion of Syria will be seen as a blunder. (speaking of his ex-wife) Newt Gingrich, Former Speaker of the House