Amy Morford - Dog Quotes: Proverbs, Quotes & Quips

Dog Quotes Proverbs, Quotes & Quips Amy Morford Copyright 2014 by Speedy Publishing LLC All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, distributed or transmitted in any form or by any means, including photocopying, recording, or other electronic or mechanical methods, without the prior written permission of the publisher, except in the case of brief quotations embodied in critical reviews and certain other noncommercial uses permitted by copyright law. For permission requests, write to the publisher, addressed Attention: Permissions Coordinator, at the address below. Speedy Publishing LLC (c) 2014 40 E. Main St., #1156 Newark, DE 19711 www.speedypublishing.co Ordering Information: Quantity sales; Special discounts are available on quantity purchases by corporations, associations, and others. -- 1st edition Manufactured in the United States of America PUBLISHERS NOTES Disclaimer The author and publisher specifically disclaim all responsibility for any liability, loss or risk, personal or otherwise, which is incurred as a consequence, directly or indirectly, from the use or application of any contents of this book. -- 1st edition Manufactured in the United States of America PUBLISHERS NOTES Disclaimer The author and publisher specifically disclaim all responsibility for any liability, loss or risk, personal or otherwise, which is incurred as a consequence, directly or indirectly, from the use or application of any contents of this book.

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I have done my best to cite the original sources of quotes and to give credit where it is due. Amy Morford http://dogtrainingplace.net Digital Edition 2014 ABOUT THE AUTHOR

Amy & Bruno Amy Morford has over twenty years of dog training experience with companion dogs, sport dogs and working breeds. Amys motivation to write about dogs stems from her love for them and their unbiased loyalty and devotion. Amys goal is to provide helpful, accurate information to assist dog lovers with raising and training a well-mannered, good-tempered, happy, healthy, well-adjusted companion, friend, partner and/or family pet. Be sure to bookmark and subscribe to Check out DogTrainingPlace.net for dog training tips and over 10,000 name ideas. Happy Dog Training! TABLE OF CONTENTS DEDICATION This book is dedicated to dog enthusiasts everywhere.

CHAPTER 1: A-B-C A When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. ~ Edward Abbey Dogs love company. They place it first in their short list of needs. ~ J.R. Ackerley Well I just figure any man who risks his neck to save a dogs life isnt going to kill someone for gold teeth. ~ Sholom Aleichem Do not disturb the sleeping dog. ~ Alessandro

She had no particular breed in mind, no unusual requirements. ~ Alessandro She had no particular breed in mind, no unusual requirements.

Except the special sense of mutual recognition that tells dog and humans they have both come to the right place. ~ Lloyd Alexander Old men miss many dogs. ~ Steve Allen If you can't decide between a Shepherd, a Setter or a Poodle, get them all...adopt a mutt! ~ ASPCA B Truth is a good dog; but always beware of barking too close to the heels of an error, lest you get your brains kicked out. ~ Francis Bacon Dogs travel hundreds of miles during their lifetime responding to such commands as come and fetch. ~ Stephen Baker When there is an old maid in the house, a watchdog is unnecessary. ~ Alfred Barbou A person who has never owned a dog has missed a wonderful part of life. ~ Bob Barker Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear. ~ Dave Barry Dogs love to go for rides. ~ Dave Barry Dogs love to go for rides.

A dog will happily get into any vehicle going anywhere. ~ Dave Barry

Dogs need to sniff the ground; its how they keep abreast of current events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing all kinds of late-breaking dog news items, which, if they are especially urgent, are often continued in the next yard. ~ Dave Barry The objective is not so much to walk your dog, as it is to empty him. ~ Dave Barry You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, My God, you're RIGHT! I NEVER would've thought of that! ~ Dave Barry The dog is the god of frolic. ~ Robert Benchley The ideal age for a boy to own a dog is between forty-five and fifty. ~ Robert Benchley The factory of the future will have only two employees, a man and a dog. ~ Robert Benchley The factory of the future will have only two employees, a man and a dog.

The man will be there to feed the dog. The dog will be there to keep the man from touching the equipment. ~ Warren G. Bennis I very much believe in rescuing animals, not buying them. ~ Candice Bergen Dont let the same dog bite you twice. ~ Chuck Berry We need another and a wiser and perhaps a more mystical concept of animals.

In a world older and more complete than ours they move finished and complete, gifted with extensions of the senses we have lost or never attained, living by voices we shall never hear. They are not brethren, they are not underlings; they are other nations, caught with ourselves in the net of life and time, fellow prisoners of the splendor and travail of the earth. ~ Harry Beston Yet the dogs eat of the crumbs which fall from their masters table. ~ Bible, Matthew XV. 27 Like a dog that returns to his vomit is a fool who repeats his folly. 11 DOG, n. 11 DOG, n.

A subsidiary Deity designed to catch the overflow and surplus of the world's worship.... [H]is master works for the means wherewith to purchase the idle wag of the Solomonic tail, seasoned with a look of tolerant recognition. ~ Ambrose Bierce The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Reverence: the spiritual attitude of a man to a god and a dog to a man. ~ Ambrose Bierce The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog. ~ Ambrose Bierce Do not wave stick when trying to catch dog. ~ Josh Billings A puppy plays with every pup he meets, but an old dog has few associates. ~ Josh Billings The dog that will follow everybody aint worth a curse. ~ Josh Billings The man who gets bit twice by the same dog is better adapted for that kind of business than any other. ~ Josh Billings Great men have great dogs. ~ Otto von Bismarck Hounds follow those who feed them. ~ Otto von Bismarck Our German forefathers had a very kind religion. ~ Otto von Bismarck Our German forefathers had a very kind religion.

They believed that, after death, they would meet again all the good dogs that had been their companions in life. I wish I could believe that too. ~ Otto von Bismarck Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great Dane. ~ Smiley Blanton