ABOUT THE AUTHOR
John OFarrell has been a full-time comedy writer since the voters of Battersea sacked him from his previous job as an MPs researcher in the House of Commons. He was one of the lead writers of Spitting Image for five years before moving on to Have I Got News For You. He also co-writes The Peter Principle, the Head to Heads for Smith & Jones, and has written for Clive Anderson, Nick Hancock, Dawn French, Rory Bremner and the Rt. Hon. Gordon Brown MP. John OFarrell is a regular guest on Radio 4 for shows such as The News Quiz and writes a weekly column for the Guardian. Things Can Only Get Better: Eighteen Miserable Years in the Life of a Labour Supporter was a number one bestseller and his first novel, The Best a Man Can Get, is now available from Black Swan. He lives in Clapham with his wife and two children.
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Praise for Things Can Only Get Better:
This book intrudes into private grief and my first instinct was to resist it. The 18 years of misery under the Conservatives was my own unique journey of suffering and how could anyone else understand it. Least of all write about it? Alistair Campbell, Tony Blairs Press Secretary, had a similar initial reaction to Nick Hornbys Fever Pitch, a book that did for football what this book, in its way, will do for politics... OFarrell gently persuades us that what we felt is what he felt... The book is very funny, constantly using a hard wit to puncture the pretensions of a Labour Party that was always about to win. And he positions himself adroitly as an outsider, approaching every political situation with a mixture of unease and clumsiness that always endears
Philip Gould, The Times
His quirky memoir transcends its subject matter, while pinpointing with self-deprecating honesty how it felt to be young, middle-class and left-wing under Thatcher. Its also very funny he has Alan Bennetts eye for the hilarity lurking behind bourgeois pretence
Mail on Sunday
Excellent... Whatever your politics Things Can Only Get Better will make you laugh out loud
Angus Deayton
With all the lunacy of Labour politics in the Eighties and early Nineties, its a must-read for those who cast their first votes after 3 May 1979; twentysomethings may chuckle at the clever, funny absurdity of their near-elders. But in this post-ironic age, fortyplussomethings might be forgiven for seeing not an apologia, but a me a culpa for the inanities of young, middle-class Labour supporters who delayed the jubilation of 1997 by nearly two decades
Observer
Full of humour often at his own and his comrades expense
Morning Star
Very funny and much better than anything he ever wrote for me
Griff Rhys Jones
Very funny book... about the pity and the misery and the sheer boredom of being a devoted Labour supporter
Simon Hoggart, Guardian
Very well-written. And very funny
The Big Issue
This book evokes many of the words not normally associated with political memoir. Charming, self-aware, humble, witty and downright funny. I read it at one sitting
Nick Hancock
Hilarious
Gerald Kaufman, Daily Telegraph
Things Can Only Get Better is really about growing up, but growing up in the Labour Party at a time when it was going through convulsive change. It is a hilarious read... a very funny account of OFarrells odyssey from left-wing innocence to a mature acceptance of New Labour
The Mirror
The whingeing memoirs of a snivelling leftie. The man should be shot
Jack Dee
Political activists will have their own recollections of those wasted, mean years, but few will achieve the wit of this candid personal tale of hacking through Thatcherism... wickedly funny
Gary Kent, Tribune
The funniest book I have read for two and a half years
Arthur Smith
THINGS CAN
ONLY GET BETTER
Eighteen Miserable Years
in the Life of a Labour Supporter
19791997
John OFarrell
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To my mother and father
Acknowledgements
With thanks to the mainstay of Queenstown ward Labour Party during my years there, especially Phil Green, Eileen Hogan, Libby Ridgeway and Liz Tomlinson, and to all the people at Battersea Labour Party, especially Alf Dubs, Ann Creighton, Fiona Mactaggart and Martin Linton. I would also very much like to thank Georgia Garrett, Bill Scott-Kerr, Mark Burton, Pete Sinclair, Pat OFarrell and, most of all, my wife Jackie.
Authors note
I have tried to be as accurate as possible in this book and have checked facts wherever I could, but I apologise now if I have overlooked any mistakes. On the key points I am sure my memory serves me correctly:
1) Mrs Thatcher was in power during the 1980s.
2) I did not like her very much.
J. OF
Where there is discord...
General Election 3 May 1979
Maidenhead. The slag heaps and the dirt. The rattle of the giant wheel at the pit head. The faces of the coalminers as they trudged up the cobbled streets back from Cookham colliery, their white teeth and eyes gleaming as the noises of the brass band echoed through the Thames Valley. My father was a pit deputy at Littlewick Green colliery, and led the famous picket at Henley-on-Thames coke works back in the strike of 72. The Labour Party was in my blood. They didnt count the Labour votes in Maidenhead, they weighed them.