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Can books conduct electricity? My children are just climbing your bookshelves: thats ok...isnt it? A John Cleese Twitter question [What is your pet peeve?], first sparked the Weird Things Customers Say in Bookshops blog, which grew over three years into one booksellers collection of ridiculous conversations on the shop floor. From Did Beatrix Potter ever write a book about dinosaurs? to the hunt for a paperback which could forecast the next years weather; and from Ive forgotten my glasses, please read me the first chapter to Excuse me...is this book edible? This full-length collection illustrated by the Brothers McLeod also includes top Weird Things from bookshops around the world.

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WEIRD
THINGS
CUSTOMERS
SAY IN
BOOKSHOPS
WEIRD THINGS CUSTOMERS SAY IN BOOKSHOPS Jen Campbell Brought to you by - photo 1
WEIRD
THINGS
CUSTOMERS
SAY IN
BOOKSHOPS
Jen Campbell
Brought to you by KeVkRaY
CONSTABLE
Constable & Robinson Ltd
55-56 Russell Square
London WC1B 4HP
www.constablerobinson.com
This edition published by Constable, an imprint of Constable & Robinson Ltd 2012
Copyright Jen Campbell 2012
Illustrations copyright The Brothers McLeod 2012
All rights reserved. This book is sold subject to the condition that it shall not, by way of trade or otherwise, be lent, re-sold, hired out or otherwise circulated in any form of binding or cover other than that in which it is published and without a similar condition including this condition being imposed on the subsequent purchaser.
A copy of the British Library Cataloguing in Publication Data is available from the British Library
ISBN-13: 978-1-78033-483-7
eISBN: 978-1-78033-514-8
Printed and bound in the European Union
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For bookshops and heroic booksellers everywhere
with thanks to our loyal customers,
without whom we wouldnt be selling books
&
to all the people within these pages
whove kept me on my toes,
made me smile and scared
the absolute hell out of me thank you.
CONTENTS
The Edinburgh Bookshop The Edinburgh Bookshop formerly The Childrens - photo 2
The Edinburgh Bookshop The Edinburgh Bookshop formerly The Childrens - photo 3
The Edinburgh Bookshop
Picture 4

The Edinburgh Bookshop [formerly The Childrens Bookshop], Bruntsfield Place, Edinburgh, is an independent bookshop owned by Vanessa and Malcolm Robertson, also owners of Fidra Books publishing company. Their bookshop dog is Teaga, a Leonberger, who somewhat resembles Nana from Peter Pan.

www.edinburghbookshop.com .

CUSTOMER: I read a book in the sixties. I dont remember the author, or the title. But it was green, and it made me laugh. Do you know which one I mean?

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CUSTOMER: Hi, Id like to return this book, please.

BOOKSELLER: Certainly. Do you have the receipt?

CUSTOMER: Here.

BOOKSELLER: Erm, you bought this book at Waterstones.

CUSTOMER: Yes.

BOOKSELLER: ... were not Waterstones.

CUSTOMER: But youre a bookshop.

BOOKSELLER: Yes, but were not Waterstones.

CUSTOMER: Youre all part of the same chain.

BOOKSELLER: No, sorry, were an independent bookshop.

CUSTOMER: ...

BOOKSELLER: Put it this way, you wouldnt buy clothes in H&M and take them back to Zara, would you?

CUSTOMER: Well, no, because theyre different shops.

BOOKSELLER: Exactly.

CUSTOMER: ... Id like to speak to your manager.

CUSTOMER My children are just climbing your bookshelves Thats ok isnt it - photo 6

CUSTOMER: My children are just climbing your bookshelves. Thats ok, isnt it? They wont topple over, will they?

Picture 7

CUSTOMER: It makes me sad that grown up books dont have pictures in them. Youre brought up with them when youre younger, and then suddenly theyre all taken away.

BOOKSELLER: ... Yes. Its a cruel world.

Picture 8

CUSTOMER: Do you have any books by Jane Eyre?

Picture 9

CUSTOMER: Hi, I just wanted to ask: did Anne Frank ever write a sequel?

BOOKSELLER: ........

CUSTOMER: I really enjoyed her first book.

BOOKSELLER: Her diary?

CUSTOMER: Yes, the diary.

BOOKSELLER: Her diary wasnt fictional.

CUSTOMER: Really?

BOOKSELLER: Yes... She really dies at the end thats why the diary finishes. She was taken to a concentration camp.

CUSTOMER: Oh... thats terrible.

BOOKSELLER: Yes, it was awful -

CUSTOMER: I mean, its such a shame, you know? She was such a good writer.

CUSTOMER Do you have any crime books involving speeding fines - photo 10

CUSTOMER: Do you have any crime books involving speeding fines?

CUSTOMER to her friend Whats this literary criticism section Is it for - photo 11
CUSTOMER to her friend Whats this literary criticism section Is it for - photo 12

CUSTOMER (to her friend): Whats this literary criticism section? Is it for books that complain about other books?

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CUSTOMER: Do you have a copy of Nineteen Eighty Six?

BOOKSELLER: Nineteen Eighty Six?

CUSTOMER: Yeah, Orwell.

BOOKSELLER: Oh Nineteen Eighty Four.

CUSTOMER: No, Im sure its Nineteen Eighty Six; Ive always remembered it because its the year I was born.

BOOKSELLER: ...

Picture 14

WOMAN: Hi, where are your copies of Breaking Dawn? I cant see any on the shelf.

BOOKSELLER: Sorry, I think weve sold out of the Twilight books; were waiting on more.

WOMAN: What?

BOOKSELLER: We should have some more in tomorrow.

WOMAN: But I need a copy now. I finished the third one last night.

BOOKSELLER: Im sorry, I cant help you.

WOMAN: No, you dont understand, Ive taken the whole day off work to read it.

BOOKSELLER: Erm...

WOMAN: I NEED TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS! NOW!

BOOKSELLER: Erm...

WOMAN: Can you call your wholesaler and see if they can deliver this afternoon?

BOOKSELLER: They only

WOMAN: And then I can wait here for them.

BOOKSELLER: Im sorry, they only deliver in the morning.

WOMAN: BUT WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW?

BOOKSELLER: ... we have many other books.

WOMAN (sniffs): Do any of those have Robert Pattinson in them?

CUSTOMER Do you have any books in this shade of green to match the wrapping - photo 15

CUSTOMER: Do you have any books in this shade of green, to match the wrapping paper Ive bought?

CUSTOMER These books are really stupid arent they BOOKSELLER Which ones - photo 16

CUSTOMER: These books are really stupid, arent they?

BOOKSELLER: Which ones?

CUSTOMER: You know, the ones where animals like cats and mice are best friends.

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