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Blessing Number One
May your dancing shoes be filled with helium.
Curse Number One
May breath mints prove futile.
Blessing Number Two
May your corpse be museum worthy.
Curse Number Two
May all dairy items in your fridge
be of questionable vintage.
Blessing Number Three
May a blinding epiphany
burn a gap in your unibrow.
Curse Number Three
May your masseuse be chatty.
Blessing Number Four
May your incisors be parsley resistant.
Curse Number Four
Blessing Number Five
May you be able
to read in bed
by the light of your soul.
Curse Number Five
May small dogs exploit your insecurities.
Blessing Number Six
May your French kissing be awarded three Michelin stars.
Curse Number Six
May your tubes of toothpaste and hemorrhoid cream
appear identical in poor light.
Blessing Number Seven
May your pockets be deep enough to smuggle baguettes.
Curse Number Seven
May your hostage negotiator have
Tourettes syndrome.
Blessing Number Eight
May shopping carts that refuse to roll straight
steer you clear of misfortune and into the arms of love.
Curse Number Eight
May your gait be ungainly.
Blessing Number Nine
May your lunch box not contain Schrdingers cat.
Curse Number Nine
May you lose an earring at a piggery.
Blessing Number Ten
May few people suspect you were raised by wolves.
Curse Number Ten
May your stunt double develop osteoporosis.
Blessing Number Eleven
May cats acknowledge you.
Curse Number Eleven
May you possess an astonishing volume ofunremarkable underwear.
Blessing Number Twelve
May your yogurt beteeming with bacteria.
Curse Number Twelve
May your court-ordered anger-management counselor be a mime.
Blessing Number Thirteen
May the jazz gods give you foxy fingers.
Curse Number Thirteen
May a pineapple become lodged in your urethra.
Blessing Number Fourteen
May your neighbors rooster have a sore throat.
Curse Number Fourteen
May licentious shrimp spawn in your tartar sauce.
Blessing Number Fifteen
May your undergarments be spun from cake frosting.
Curse Number Fifteen
May you be the recipient of a sweaty man hug.
Blessing Number Sixteen
May your blocked pores be licked clean by angels.
Curse Number Sixteen
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