This book is for Josh and Kate and Meg and Bill, Emily, Syman, Katie, Marshall, Hartley, Becca, Tori, Wesley, David, Ryan,
Parker, Kristopher, Austin, Kacey, Tucker, and
Miranda and all other kids who want to learn to write right without being bored to death in the process.
Acknowledgments Rule number one of good writing is this: nobody's perfect. Every writer needs editors to give him or her suggestions, make improvements, and point out goofs. Don't be too scared (or too proud) to let other people edit your workthey'll help make you a better writer. Thanks to these editors and advisors of mine: Peter Calingaert, Jim Clark, Donna Gulick, Emily Sutton, Martha Sutton, Bill Stevens, Joshua Zinn, and Victor Zinn.
INTRODUCTION Oh, goodyanother grammar book! Who needs another grammar book? Kids, that's who.
INTRODUCTION Oh, goodyanother grammar book! Who needs another grammar book? Kids, that's who.
A user-friendly, action-packed, funfilled book for kids who want to learn to write well without atrophying their brains from boredom. When my son was in eighth grade, I volunteered to help his language arts teacher by editing students' papers for their writing lab. It was a joy to go inside the kids' minds to share their thoughts and experiences, but I was distressed that many of them would not have realized, that this sentence contains a totally unnecessary comma. That's one reason I wrote this book. As I edited the students' papers, I began to wonder, is it possible to teach kids to love to writeand to love to write correctlywithout boring them to death? I believe it is, and that's the other reason I wrote Painless Grammar. Kids, this book is for you. Chapter One is entitled "Parts of Speech," but I thought about calling it either "Writing Wrongs" or "Goofs Galore." As you become more familiar with the parts of speech, you'll also become more skilled at using them correctly and avoiding the many errors that sneak into students' writing.
Chapter Two shows you how to weave all those parts of speech into sentences and how to tell a complete sentence from an incomplete sentence. Once you've written a great sentence, you'll learn in this chapter how to punctuate it correctly. Try not to think of punctuation as a bunch of boring rules; think of it as a set of road signsways to help your reader navigate easily and comfortably through your writing. If you put punctuation marks, in weird places [as I'm-doing-here]: your reader, soon feels; lost not to "mention" confused and (exasperated). Chapter Three is on agreementverbs agreeing with their subjects and pronouns agreeing with their antecedents.
Chapter Five is about editing, which is a fancy word for cleaning up. Chapter Five is about editing, which is a fancy word for cleaning up.
Messy writing is like a messy roomunattractive and unpleasant. If you know what to look for, cleaning up your writing is easy and fun. Chapter Six is about good writing in e-mails and on the websomething all of us computer users need to know about. Kids, I hope this book will help you write better and get higher grades in language arts class, but much more importantly, I hope it will help unleash your creativity, set your imagination on fire, and show you the pleasure that can come from expressing your ideas with clarity and style.
CHAPTER ONE Parts of Speech
NOUN POINTERS What is a noun? It is a word that names a person, place, thing, idea, or quality. (For example, all these underlined words are nouns.) In the next few pages, we'll look at some mistakes that students frequently make with nouns and I'll give you pointers on how to avoid making those mistakes when you write. (For example, all these underlined words are nouns.) In the next few pages, we'll look at some mistakes that students frequently make with nouns and I'll give you pointers on how to avoid making those mistakes when you write.
When to capitalize nouns Names of specific people CAPS: Tucker, Tori, Juanita, Denzel, the Stevens family, the Joneses NO CAPS: family, boy, girl, sister, cousin What about mom and dad? Capitalize them when you're calling your parent's name but not when you refer to "my mom" or "my dad." CAPS: Hi, Mom! Welcome home, Dad. NO CAPS: My father and my mother are busy. Could your mom or your dad drive us to the movie?
Days of the week, months, and holidays, but not seasons CAPS: Monday, December, Passover, Easter NO CAPS: autumn, fall, spring, winter, summer
Ranks and titles, but only when used with a particular person's name CAPS: This is Doctor Smith, this is Aunt Anne, and that man is General Bradshaw. NO CAPS: That man is my doctor, that woman is my aunt, and that man is a general in the army. Geographic areas: cities, states, countries, counties, rivers, oceans, streets, parks, etc. CAPS: North Dakota, Ohio River, Atlantic Ocean, Franklin Street, Umstead Park, Lake Jordan, Rocky Mountains NO CAPS: The ocean is deep.
The mountains are high.
Regions of the United States, but not simple directions CAPS: I was born in the Midwest, but I grew up in the North. NO CAPS: I live on the north side of town. Historical periods CAPS: the Renaissance, World War II, the Middle Ages, the Civil War NO CAPS: It was a long war. We live in an age of computers. Religions, nationalities, races of people, languages, countries and adjectives related to those countries CAPS: Christians, Jews, Asians, Africans, Japanese, Arabic, Denmark, Danish pastry, German measles The various names for God and the names of sacred books CAPS: God, Jehovah, Allah, the Bible, the Koran NO CAPS: There were many gods and goddesses in ancient myths.
Specific school courses, but not general subjects CAPS: I'm taking Algebra 101 and History of China. NO CAPS: I'm taking algebra and history.
Names of specific schools, businesses, buildings, organizations, etc. CAPS: Apple Computer, Phillips Middle School, the University of Vermont NO CAPS: I want a new computer. That building is a middle school. I plan to attend a university.
Brand names CAPS: Chevrolet Camaro, Nintendo, Cheerios, Nestle's Crunch Names of planets, but not sun and moon and sometimes not earth CAPS: Jupiter, Mars, Neptune, Earth (capitalized when you're referring to it as one of the planets) NO CAPS: The moon is full tonight. More than six billion people live on the earth. Letters that stand alone CAPS: U-turn, T-shirt, X-ray, an A+ in social studies class Names of specific teams and clubs and their members CAPS: the Atlanta Braves, the Republican Party, Republicans NO CAPS: I play on a baseball team. Titles of movies, books, chapters, and articles CAPS: Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, "Tar Heels Beat Duke 102-96," Gulliver's Travels
NO CAPS: Articles (a, an, the], conjunctions (and, but, etc.) and short prepositions (in, of, with, etc.) are usually not capitalized unless they are the beginning word: The Life and Times of King Joshua the Great they are part of the verb: "Thief Holds Up Bank" (Up is not a preposition; it is part of the verb