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In Dan Reynoldss world, nerds play birthday party games like Pin The Tail on the Jackass. Women at the Maximum Insecurity Prison wonder if uniform stripes make them look fat. Tiny tater tots with their eyes all aglow find it hard to sleep at night. Reynolds draws a wild and wacky world that keeps everyone howling with laughter. In Christmas Meltdown, Reynolds pays tribute to the Yuletide season. With his offbeat humor and hilarious style, Reynolds provides a perfect gift for everyone who wants to celebrate with major doses of quirky fun and clever frivolity.
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Other books by Dan Reynolds
The Toilet Zone: A Hilarious
Collection of Bathroom Humor
Birthday Bash!
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Id like to dedicate this book to my wife, Patti.
All year long she listens to me babble on about
cartoon ideas. Whats more, shes a great fan
of my work. Her encouragement and patience
is a constant source of inspiration for me.
A cartoonist couldnt ask for more.
Foreword
So.
Youre looking for a warm, fuzzy Christmas book. You know, the one thats full of the sort of gentle humor that sometimes makes you chuckle, sometimes makes you nod knowingly, or sometimes just makes you sigh and smile. Tis the season for these types of reactions after all, tisnt it? Sure tis. Now buy this book, take it home, pull out your favorite comfy blanket, make yourself some egg nog, and snuggle in for a nice read.
Oh, and you might want to have a dish towel handy,
cause that egg nogs comin right out your nose.
This aint your fathers Christmas cartoon book. Its not warm, and when its fuzzy, theres usually some sort of body hair involved. No, this book is irreverent, gross, shameless...and downright hilarious. This is my kinda bookit made me laugh out loud, something I rarely do (and not just because of my halitosis). You may never look at Christmas tree balls the same way again. Frankly, you may never hold them the same way again, either (youll see what I mean). How does Dan get away with this stuff? I dont know, but its killing me. I want to draw these jokes! Heck, I just want to think of these jokes!
If you want your Christmas humor cute and pleasant, move on to the next bookshelf. But if you want your belly shaking like a bowl full of jelly, keep reading.You wont be sorry. And now, if youll excuse me, I need to grab another dish towel.
Dave Coverly, creator of the cartoon Speed Bump
Thats not the wolf!
Tiny tater tots with their eyes
all aglow will find it hard
to sleep tonight.
Every time a bell rings,
an angel gets his wings.
Your left headlight is out.
Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
goes down in history.
Dear Santa...
The Three Kings meet the Three Stooges.
Grandma got run over by a reindeer.
Little Bobby Bumpus performs
his first Christmas choir solo,
Greensleeves.
Okay, cough.
The X-mas Files
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