Eva Ibbotson - The Ogre of Oglefort

Most people are happier when their feet are dry. They do not care to hear squelchy noises in their shoes or feel water seeping between their toes but the Hag of the Dribble was different. Having wet feet made her feel better: it reminded her of the Dribble where she had been born and lived for the first seventy-eight years of her life, and now she dipped her socks into the washbasin and made sure they were thoroughly soaked before she put them on her feet and went downstairs to make porridge for herself and her lodgers.

The Hag did not care for porridge being fond of porridge is quite difficult but she was glad to be busy; it helped her to cope with the terrible homesickness which attacked her each morning when she woke and saw the sooty brick wall of the house opposite instead of the wide sky and scudding clouds of the place where she had lived so long.

It is not easy to describe a Dribble. A Dribble is not exactly a marsh, nor is it really a bog or a water meadow, but its a bit like all of these. Anyone who has been brought up in a Dribble suffers terribly when they have to leave: it is so quiet and so peaceful; the damp air is so soft. You are never alone in a Dribble there are frogs and newts under your feet, and birds wheeling overhead, and dragonflies hovering over the pools, but often you do not see a human being for days on end.

Hags live for a very long time, and she had expected to end her days there, and sink peacefully into the marshy ground when her life was done but one day men had come with machines more and more men and more and more machines, and had started to drain the Dribble and turn it into a building site.

So the Hag had come to London, not because she liked cities, she detested them, but because she needed to find work and the work she found was running a boardinghouse for other Unusual Creatures like herself displaced witches or exhausted wizards or weary water sprites who had to do ordinary jobs because the time for magic seemed to be past.

The kettle had just come to a boil when she heard a noise like thunder coming from the room on the first floor where the troll was getting out of bed, and then a roar of fury. Ulf Oakroot also felt homesick when he woke up, but his homesickness was not a damp, dreamy homesickness like the Hags it was a wild and angry longing for the forests of Northern Sweden where he had been born.

Trolls are fierce and hairy and extremely strong, and they have violent tempers. They can throw boulders for miles across fields and lift up small houses, but they love the woods in which they live and will do anything to protect them. So when the men had come with great saws and started to cut down the forests not felling carefully just destroying everything in their path, the trolls world had been destroyed, too. Ulfs brother had been killed trying to protect his home. And the men just came with more trucks and bigger saws until they had turned whole hillsides into a wasteland.

After the death of his brother, Ulf had left his homeland and taken a ship to Great Britain and moved into a room in the Hags boardinghouse. Now he worked as a hospital porter, and because he was so strong and didnt put up with any nonsense, the patients loved him. No one was ever kept waiting on a trolley in the corridor when Ulf was on duty. He just put his huge hairy hand on the handle of the trolley and with a great cry of Out of my way he shot off, with the patient shouting gleefully as they passed everybody else.

The Hag and the troll were good friends, and by the time they had drunk three cups of tea they felt better. After all when so many Unusual Creatures were going through bad times, losing their homes, doing jobs they would never have thought of doing in the olden days, it was wrong to grumble, and life at 26 Whipple Road was really not too bad.

Wheres Gertie? rumbled the troll, spearing a sausage. Still in the bathroom, I suppose?

The Hag nodded. Shes had a bit of trouble with her lip. She tried to kiss a frog she found in a pet shop because she thought it might turn into a prince, but it was the wrong kind of frog and she came up in awful blisters.

The troll was not surprised. People were always being brought into the hospital with blisters from kissing the wrong kind of animal.

Gertie was an enchantress, though you wouldnt think it to look at her. She was rather a silly girl but she had a kind heart and the Hag was fond of her.

The other lodgers at Whipple Road were sisters, henkies those faeries who limp and have hollow backs. They worked as dinner ladies in a school and were no trouble at all. There was also a man called Mr. Prendergast, an absolutely ordinary man without a trace of magic in his blood. He had been living in the house when the Hag took it over and saw no reason to leave.

They were all sitting around the kitchen table when the postman came by with an exciting letter. It was an invitation to the Summer Meeting of Unusual Creatures, which was just a week away.

Everyone was pleased. The Summer Meeting was important. It was there that they were told what the Summer Task was going to be, and it was always something nice. Last year they had all gone to the seaside at Southend to put the evil eye on a plague of jellyfish which were bothering vacationers, and had spent a happy week in a Grand Hotel. The year before they had gone to Scotland in two charabancs to deal with a gang of cattle rustlers who were threatening a herd of Highland cows. The scenery had been quite beautiful, and everyone had come back feeling strong and well.

It was always fun, the Summer Task; it meant that they met all the other Unusual Creatures like themselves and had a break from their daily lives. And the meeting gave them a chance to dress up a bit and show that they were still important.

Ill go and tell Gladys, said the Hag, so that she can prepare herself.

Because the Hag was a kind of witch (most Hags are, one way or another) she had a familiar an animal that helped her with her magic. The Hag had brought her from the Dribble; they had been together for years.

Gladys was a toad. She lived in the backyard under a stone and had grown fat on the worms and beetles that the Hags lodgers brought her.

So now the Hag went out to give Gladys the good news.

Were off to the meeting next week, Gladys, said the Hag, and waited for her to come out for her worm and look pleased.

But Gladys did not move.

Did you hear me, Gladys? asked the Hag. Its the Summer Meeting on Saturday. Gladys came out from under the stone. She came out very, very slowly. She opened one eye. Then she shut it again and said a single word.

Tired, said Gladys.

What do you mean, tired, said the Hag crossly. Im tired. Everyones tired. Londons full of people who are tired. They got tired in the war when their houses were bombed and food was rationed and all that, and theyve been tired ever since. But we have to do our work.

Gladys did not shake her head. Even toads who are familiars find it difficult to do that because their necks are so thick. All she did was repeat the same word.

Tired, she said.

Gladys had never been a nice toad, but this didnt matter. Familiars arent meant to be nice, they are meant to be powerful. Now she turned her back on the Hag and began to crawl toward her stone.