, a book devoted to number-related trivia, that I decided to do the same for words. I wanted to call it
, but my publisher, Louise Dixon, disagreed with that notion. The truth is, even after some sixty-odd books (the books werent odd well, not ALL of them but the figure is approximate and therefore odd), Im useless at titles except for other peoples books where Im surprisingly inventive.
Just cant do it for myself. So much for the title. The book itself was pure joy to compile. Among the many things I learned, my absolute favorite was an obsolete English word scurryfunge which means a hasty cleaning of the house between the time you see a neighbor and the time she knocks on the door. Whats not to like? I hope you have as much fun reading this as I did writing it. Now for some acknowledgements: Id like to thank my wonderful publisher Louise Dixon, with whom Ive worked for some twenty years without ever having a cross word (which must be some kind of record).
My editor, Gabriella Nemeth, has done a fine job of turning the sows ear I sent her into the silk purse you have before you. A big word of praise too for the illustrator, Andrew Pinder. In addition, Id also like to thank the following people for their help, contributions and/or support: Gilly Adams, Jenny Garrison, Nicholas Ridge, Charlie Symons, Jack Symons, Louise Symons, Penny Symons, David Thomas, Martin Townsend, Clair Woodward and Rob Woolley. MITCHELL SYMONS, 2014
THE NAMES OF THINGS YOU DIDNT KNOW HAD NAMES
Adelaster: meaning unknown star in Greek, this is the name given to newly discovered plants awaiting classification by botanists
Aglet: the plastic covering on the end of a shoelace
Aphthongs: silent letters (in words such as the k in know and the p in psychology)
Armsate: the hole in a shirt or a sweater through which you put your hand and arm
Bonnet: the cap on a fire hydrant
Brannock device: the metal instrument used in shoe shops to measure feet
Brassard: a band worn around the arm
Buccula: a persons double chin
Columella: the bottom part of the nose that separates the nostrils
Contrail: the thin line of cloud that forms behind an aircraft at high altitudes
Diastema: a gap between the front teeth
Drupelets: the bumps on raspberries
Epithalamium: a poem written to celebrate a wedding
Eyes: the holes in Swiss cheese
Ferrule: the metal band on the top of a pencil that holds the eraser in place
F-hole: the S-shaped opening in a violin
Fillip: the technical term for snapping your fingers
Gambrinous: the state of being full of beer
Griffonage: illegible handwriting
Gruntle: a pigs snout
Harp: the metal hoop a lampshade sits on
IDEO locator: the you are here arrow on a map
Jiffy: 1/100th of a second
Keeper: the loop on a belt that holds the end in place after it has passed through the buckle
Lalochezia: the use of swearing to relieve stress or pain
Lemniscate: the infinity symbol
Lunt: a puff of smoke, such as that produced when someone smokes a pipe
Lunula: the white tip of the finger and toenail (because the end of the nail is rounded like the moon)
Minimus: the little finger or toe
Mucophagy: the consumption of the nasal mucus obtained from nose-picking
Nemophilia: the love of spending time in forests.
Nittles: the punctuation marks designed to denote swear words in comics
Obdormition: when an arm or a leg goes to sleep as a result of numbness caused by pressure on a nerve
Octothorpe: the pound key (#)
Ophyron: the space between your eyebrows
Pandiculation: the act of stretching and yawning
Peen: on a hammer, the end opposite the striking face
Pips: the little bumps on the surface of a table tennis bat
Porcelator: the little hole in the sink that lets water drain out instead of flowing over the side
Purlicue: the space between the extended thumb and index finger
Rasceta: the creases on the inside of your wrist
Rowel: the revolving star on the back of a cowboys spurs
Saddle: the rounded part on the top of a book of matches
Sillage: the faint trace of perfume left in the wake of a passing person
Snarge: the remains of birds hit by airplanes in flight
Tines: the prongs on forks
Tittle: the dot above the letter i
Toque: a chef s tall hat
Tragus: the little lump of flesh just in front of the ear canal
Truck: the ball on top of a flagpole
Ullage: the word for empty space between the bottle top and the liquid
Vamp: the upper front part of a shoe
Vibrissae: a cats whiskers
Walla: a sound engineers term for room noise
Zarf: a holder for a cup or a mug without handles (There is no single word for the back of the knee.)
A WORD TO THE WISE, PART ONE DID YOU KNOW...
Stewardesses is the longest word that is typed with only the left hand. The only fifteen-letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is
uncopyrightable. If you mouth the word
colorful to someone, it looks like youre saying,
I love you. Just
1,000 words make up 90 percent of all writing.
No word in the English language rhymes with orange, silver, or month.Dreamt is the only English word that ends in the letters mtQueue is the only word in the English language to be pronounced the same way even if the last four letters are removed. Zenith, tariff