Megan Amram - Science...For Her!: A Politically, Scientifically, and Anatomically Incorrect Textbook Beautifully Tailored for the Female Brain

SCIENCE... FOR HER! TAUGHT ME SO MUCH. I LEARNED FUN WAYS TO FREEZE MY EGGS. I LEARNED THE BEST RELIGION FOR MY BODY TYPE. I LEARNED THE WHOLE WORLD IS GOING STRAIGHT TO HELL.

AMY POEHLER

IF THERES ONE THING MORE IMPORTANT THAN SCIENCE, TECHNOLOGY, ENGINEERING, AND MATH, ITS LAUGHING!

GLORIA STEINEM

THIS BOOK WAS FUN AND INFORMATIVE , AND JUST THE RIGHT SIZE FOR MY TINY LADY HANDS! MOST BOOKS CAUSE MY HANDS TO BRUISE AND CHAFE!

ELLEN PAGE

I MAY BE BUT A MAN, BUT DR. AMRAMS BOOK HAS CONDITIONED ME TO NUMEROUS NEW SCIENTIFIC HYPOTHESES THAT ARE BOTH FUN AND FLIRTY.

NICK OFFERMAN

I LOVE IT SO MUCH OH MY GOD BABY GIRL!!!

MY BEST FRIEND MIRANDA

I LOVE YOU MIRANDA!

ME!!

PLEASE STOP PARKING OUTSIDE MY HOUSE AT NIGHT.

MY EX-BOYFRIEND XANDER

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I dedicate this book to my best friends: Carly (my first best friend), Michelle (my best friend on long winter nights), Ali (my best friend when Im super wasted), Nicki (my best friend when Im sober, sometimes a girls gotta rest so she can recharge and party more!), Ashley (my best friend when Im with a famous person because shes way uglier than me so the famous person pays more attention to me), Katie (my best friend who loves Cline Dion so much its crazy), Candy (my best friend when I have freckles), Kate (my best friend when my lupus flares up), Ellen (my best friend at 4:20 P.M. , if you know what I mean ;)), Miranda

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(my best friend who just had her seventh miscarriage but DO NOT TELL HER I TOLD YOU), Eliana (my best friend in synagogue), Mary (my best friend in Mass), Chloe (my best friend on every other weekend, I split custody with her other best friend Mel), Olive (my best friend when were reading Sartre), Mel (my best friend who I get to gossip about Chloe with), Amanda (my best friend when were watching pro baseball), Jordan (my best friend whos so beautiful even though shes mixed race), Esther (my best friend whos my moms best

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friend), Davida (my best friend whos Jewish), Mandy (my best friend when were drinking LaCroix sparkling water, check it out online or in stores), Alexis (my best friend who like only wears rompers whats with that?), Carrie (my best friend who gets really jealous of how much I love Rachael Ray), Rachael Ray (I love you babe), Tiffany (my best friend who basically stole my boyfriend in the Lava Tube Caves), Heidi (my best friendwhen I want to feel fat, she is so skinny and perfect!), Minnie (my best friend whos literally a beautiful flower), Mary Katherine (my best friend in Catholic Mass when Im closet-eating Communion wafers), Kristina (my best friend whose mom is dead RIP Nora), Nora (my best friend whos a dead mom), Reverse Cowgirl (my best friend

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Clara (my best frenemy , shes a goddamn bitch, love ya, babe!), Adele (my best friend who may have committed vehicular manslaughter, innocent till proven guilty, bitch), Aisha (my best friend with the most best friends), Katja (my best friend from 199295, fuck that bitch), Lauren (my best friend

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whose titties look like mosquito bites), Claire-Marie (my best friend who has this amazing cuff bracelet, you should see it), Kathleen (my best friend whos Asian but like a cool Asian), Crystal (best friend to do meth with), Crystal Glass (other best friend to do meth with), Christina (other best friend to do meth with), Tina (other best friend to do meth with), Cris (other best friend to do meth with), Cristy (other best friend to do meth with), Ice (other best friend to do meth with), Getgo (other best friend to do meth with), G (other best friend to do meth with), Trash (other best friend to do meth with), Super Ice (other best friend to do meth with), LA Glass (other best friend to do meth with), LA Ice (other best friend to do meth with), Ice Cream (other best friend to do meth with), Quartz (other best friend to do meth with), Chunky Love (other best friend to do meth with), Cookies (other best friend to do meth with), No Doze (other best friend to do meth with), Pookie (other best friend to do meth with), Rocket Fuel (other best friend to do meth with), Scooby Snax (other best friend to do meth with), Rebecca (my best friend who is a drug counselor who tried to help me quit methnice try but no cigar, Becs!), Marissa (my best friend who I may or may not have kissed in college), Carla (my best friend who I thought was my boyfriend but was actually a woman), Ella (my best friend when were checking out the seniors at the local summer camp), Aubrey (my best friend whose blood type is B negative), Lily (my best friend whos a Queen Bitch judgette), Bridget (my best friend

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Arianna (my best friend who blogs), Harper (my best friend whos a sugar baby), Lillian (my best friend who would buy condoms for boys who didnt want to sleep with her), Charlotte T. (my best friend with a million siblings), Charlotte A. (my best friend with super curly hair), Charlotte M. (my best friend named Charlotte, sorry Charlottes T. and A.!), Evelyn (my best friend when I want to be head bitch for a change), Victoria (my best friend with a secret and the secrets chlamydia! Just

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playing with you, Vick, but for real she does have it), Brooklyn (my best friend when Im in Manhattan), Zoe (my best friend when were on a juice cleanse), Layla (my best friend when were on a beef-stew cleanse), Hailey (my best friend who looks so young because she still wears pigtails), Leah (my best friend who nailed which black blazer looks best on her body type), Kaylee (my best friend who believes that JFK was killed by a single shooter, what a fucking idiot), Riri (my best friend who gonna be in the Bee), Gabriella (my best friend who has no limbs and I honestly dont know how or why), Alison (my best friend

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whos short but wears really high heels so it totally tricks stupid people), Allison (my best friend whos a therapist with red hair), Shirlene (my best friend who has never dated anyone and never will because she isnt confident enough), Nancy (my best friend whos a child detective), Carlita (my best friend whos a hairdresser), Rachel Carson (my best friend with the Rachel), Maddie (my best friend who was created by the big bang), Lizzy (my best friend who was created by the big bang), Sophie (my best friend who was created by the big bang), Anna (my best friend who was created by the big bang), Robyn (my best friend who takes crazy good pics), Natalie (my best Alexandra (my best friend who once bought a painting of Michael Jackson from a homeless man), Francesca