Amy Timberlake - Skunk and Badger

Important Rock Work

SKUNK
and
BADGER

by Amy Timberlake

with pictures by Jon Klassen

For Phil

The First Time Badger Saw Skunk, He Thought, Puny , and shut the front door.

Badger didnt normally shut the door on animals that knocked. But there was too much slick in this ones stripe, too much puff in his tail. Also, thered been that grin, and the way hed stuck out his paw as if he had been looking forward to meeting Badger for a long, long time.

Badger knew what to make of that. He shut the door before the fellow got any ideas. Not. Buying. Anything, he said through the keyhole.

When the knocking continued, Badger added, Ever.

Then he drew the bolt.

And the double bolt.

And latched the chain.

Quartzite! Badger thought briskly as he padded back into his rock room.

Aunt Lulas brownstone row house had not come with a rock room. Badger had made improvements. He had dragged out the sofa and cushy chairs. Hed boxed the books and board games. Hed closed up the fireplace. Then hed pushed in his rock table and his stool and aligned his work light. Over the fireplace, he had hung his rock hammers and saws. His rock tumbler fit on the window seat. The bookshelves had been a good place for boxes of rocks and minerals. Hed shelved them alphabetically with the most delicate specimens wrapped in tissue paper. In the fireplace, Badger had piled geodes in a pyramid. (Artistic!) Finally, Badger had shoved open the pocket doors, clearing a path into the kitchen for a paw-full of dry cereal, and declared his rock room complete.

Now Badger pulled his stool up to his rock table. He adjusted his work light. He picked up a magnifying glass with one paw and the quartzite with the other.

Rap-rap. Rap-rap-rap.

The sound came from the front door. Badger stopped. It was that fellow again.

Badger put down the magnifying glass and the quartzite, and opened his calendar. No appointments. No fix-it animals. The Yard Sheep grazed the lawn on Saturday. In fact, todays calendar square contained an X. X meant IMPORTANT ROCK WORK.

Of course, this being Aunt Lulas brownstone, Aunt Lula could stop by anytime. But she would not knock. Aunt Lula had a key.

Badger remembered how Aunt Lula had helped him out: Three years ago, he had been a rock scientist without steady rock work or a good den to live in. The situation worsened until one day, Aunt Lula offered her brownstone as a place for Badger to live.

Untilyougetbackonyourfeet, said Aunt Lula, who was a pine marten and said everything quickly.

Aunt Lula offered the brownstone for free. Youarefamily! Mynephew!

Scientific funding! A long-term residency! A grant of time and space! Badger had thought.

Anyway, Aunt Lula almost never visited. She wrote letters. An image of the mail pail sitting on the desk in his bedroom flashed into Badgers mind. It contained two, if not three, unopened letters from Aunt Lula.

Must read those, Badger thought.

Rap-rap-rap. Rap.

Badger frowned. Surely the fellow wouldnt keep on knocking?

Rap. Rap. Rap.

Badger decided he would ignore the rapping. The fellow would be forced to go away. He rotated the quartzite, held the magnifying glass over a promising crystal, and leaned.

Badger? came a voice through the keyhole.

Badger froze.

Badger? Are you in there? came the voice again.

Badger dropped the quartzite. The quartzite shattered.

Sludge and slurry!

Badger? Rap-rap-rap.

Badger stared at the shards of quartzite. He looked in the direction of the front door. Then he set down his magnifying glass, stood up, and walked to the rock tumbler. He flipped the switch to On. The water in the tumbler sloshed. The grit in the tumbler ground. The rocks chip-chip-chipped and the motor whined as the tumbler turned ErrrrrRRRRR over... and ErrrrrRRRRR over... and ErrrrrRRRRR over again.

Badger sighed. His shoulders settled. He swept up his shattered quartzite and selected another rock. He sat down at his rock table, picked up the magnifying glass, and held it over the rock.

Concentrate, he told himself when he sensed movement in the windows behind him.

Badger concentrated for one (one thousand), two (one thousand), three (one thousand) seconds and then thought, How does he know my name? The nameplate on the letter box read, Lula P. Marten.

A thought followed: What if he is Someone Important?

Badger raced through the front hallway, threw back the bolts, unlatched the chain, and opened the door.

No one was there.

Hello? Anybody? called Badger.

A bird sang. A breeze twisted past. The air smelled of honey.

He stepped out onto the stoop. The letter box and flowerpot were empty. He did not find anything tacked to the back of the door. Badger frowned. Someone Important would have left a note.

On the sidewalk below, a gray-and-white-speckled chicken stopped. It eyed Badgerfirst with the left eye, then with the right.

A chicken? In North Twist? Badger never saw chickens.

Bock bock, the chicken said. It stood with its neck upstretched, eyeing him right-left, left-right.

Badger had the oddest feeling he was supposed to say something. To a chicken?

Bock? said the chicken.

Shoo! Shoo! When the chicken didnt move, Badger waved his paws. Go on nowshoo!

Bock! The chicken fluttered off, past a small red suitcase tied shut with twine. The suitcase sat at the bottom of Badgers stoop.

Badger moaned. Quickinside!

But that was when the fellow came around the corner, picked up the suitcase, and dashed up the steps. Before Badger knew it, his paw was being given a vigorous shake.

Badger, I am Skunk! I have heard much about you. It is so good to finally meet! Skunks grin was so large, and his paw-shaking so energetic, that Badgers insides warmed.

Oh, said Badger, blushing.

And in that moment, Skunk squeezed past Badger and entered the brownstone.

Like that! thought Badger.

As Badger shut the door, he knew thered be no stopping Skunks game plan. The red suitcase would be popped open to reveal something guaranteed to change everything. Next would come the patter, the pitch, the easy payment plan. A real game changer! hed be told. The talking would go on and on.

He found Skunk in his rock room. (My rock room!) Skunk peered. He poked the pile of geodes in the fireplace.

Great place. Nice kitchen. Skunk nodded appreciatively. He twirled one of Badgers rock hammers in his right paw.

Badger took the hammer. Rock hammers are not toys.

Skunk shook his head. Definitely not! It would be good for mashing potatoes, though.

Badger put the hammer away with emphasis, and noticed the red suitcase tied up with twine. The suitcase sat in the center of the room. Badger looked at it suggestively.