Fran Manushkin - Katie Woos Crazy Critter Jokes

• What do you call a frozen puppy?
• A PUP-sicle.

• And what do you call a frozen dog?
• A chili-dog.

• What did the dog say to his classmate?
• Can you help me with my homework? I ate mine.

• What type of dog can tell time?
• A watch-dog.

• Katie: I hear your dog plays an instrument.
• Pedro: Yeah, the trom-BONE!

• What do you call a dog with a high fever?
• A hot dog.

• Did you hear about the dog that swallowed a clock?
• It got ticks.

• Where did the dog leave his car?
• In the BARKING lot!

My mom told me not to go outside because it was raining cats and dogs. I think she was afraid I might step in a poodle.

• Why do cowboys ride horses?
• Because they are too heavy to carry.

• Did you hear the story about the runaway horse?
• It was a tale of WHOA.

• Katie: What do you call a scary horse?
• Pedro: I dont know.
• Katie: A night-MARE!

• Why did the horse get kicked out of the barn?
• It had bad STABLE manners.

• What did the doctor give the pony to make it feel better?
• Cough stirrup!

• What did the doctor say to the sick pony?
• Youre a little horse.

• What did the cowgirl say after her horse fell down?
• Come on, giddy-up!

• What did the papa horse say when his pony was misbehaving?
• Quit FOALING around!

• When does a horse go out to graze?
• WHINNY wants to.

• What did the momma horse say to her pony when it was getting late?
• Its PASTURE bedtime!

I tried being friends with a horse once, but I think it had a bad attitude. Every time I asked it to play, it said, Neigh! Neigh!

• Did you hear the story about the cat that got into an accident?
• It was a CAT-astrophe!

• What do cats do after a fight?
• HISS and make up.

• What kind of cars do cats drive?
• CAT-illacs.

• Whats a cats favorite color?
• PURR-ple.

• Why dont any of the other animals trust the cat?
• Because it was a LION.

• How do cats get what they want?
• Through PURR-suasion.

My cat swallowed a ball of yarn and had a litter of mittens.

• Why didnt any of the other animals want to play games with the cat?
• Because it was a CHEETAH.

• Why did the cat cross the road?
• To catch the chicken.

• Knock, knock. Whos there?
• Catsup. Catsup who?
• Catsup in a tree.
• Can you get him down for me?

• Did you hear about the tiger that threatened to eat all the other animals?
• It was just a KITTEN.

• Why do cats read the newspaper?
• To catch up on the MEWS.

• What do you call a pile of kittens?
• A MEOW-tain.

• Where do cows go to have fun?
• The MOO-vies.

• Why did the cow cross the road?
• To get to the UDDER side.

• What do you call a grumpy cow?
• MOO-dy.

• Why did the rooster cross the road twice?
• To prove he wasnt a chicken.

• Where do sheep go to get a haircut?
• The BAA-BAA shop.

• Did you hear the story about the peacock?