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Knock, knock! [Whos there?] Lots of. [Lots of who?] Lots of Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids! This collection of kid-friendly jokes will keep you and your friends and family laughing out loud! Whether youre stuck in the house, on a road trip, or waiting in a painfully-long line in the grocery store self-checkout lane, these jokes will have everyone cracking up.
This compilation of over 250 jokes is hilarious, clean, kid-friendly and includes everything from knock-knock jokes, to Q&A jokes, tongue twisters, and a whole lot more. Lots of Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids is certain to have you laughing out loud, snorting riotously, and generally gasping for air.
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place we can get something to eat?
Lots of Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids is great for all joke tellers and listeners, and readers ages 6-10 years old and includes:
Let your family and friends in on this joke, and enjoy hours of laughter together!
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ZONDERKIDZ Lots of Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids Copyright 2016 by Zonderkidz Requests for information should be addressed to: Zonderkidz, 3900 Sparks Dr. SE, Grand Rapids, Michigan 49546 ePub Edition January 2016: ISBN 978-0-310-75063-5 All Scripture quotations, unless otherwise indicated, are taken from The Holy Bible, New International Version, NIV. Copyright 1973, 1978, 1984, 2011 by Biblica, Inc. Used by permission. All rights reserved worldwide. Any Internet addresses (websites, blogs, etc.) and telephone numbers in this book are offered as a resource.
They are not intended in any way to be or imply an endorsement by Zondervan, nor does Zondervan vouch for the content of these sites and numbers for the life of this book. All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted in any form or by any meanselectronic, mechanical, photocopy, recording, or any otherexcept for brief quotations in printed reviews, without the prior permission of the publisher. Zonderkidz is a trademark of Zondervan. Cover design: Brand NavigationInterior design: Denise Froehlich 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 /DCI/ 15 14 13 12 11 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Table of Contents Knock-knock jokes are pretty common. Lots of people tell themkids and adults.
Some are pretty funny. Some are very corny. Others make no sense at all. But no matter what your opinion of knock-knock jokes is, one thing most people can agree on is that kids love them!! And I hope you are one of those kids because... ... Knock, knock. Whos there? Olive. Olive who? Olive a good joke! Do you?Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, its cold out here!Knock, knock.
Whos there?
William.
William who?
William mind your own business!Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place we can get something to eat?Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Dora.
Dora who?
Doras locked. Knock, knock. Whos there? Olive. Olive who? Olive a good joke! Do you? Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, its cold out here! Knock, knock.
Whos there?
William.
William who?
William mind your own business! Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place we can get something to eat? Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Dora.
Dora who?
Doras locked.
Thats why Im knocking!Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you?Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Phillip.
Phillip who?
Phillip your pool. I wanna take a dip!Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Jo.
Jo who?
Jo King!Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Iva.
Iva who?
Iva sore hand from knocking.
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey doesnt fit in the hole!Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Kent.
Kent who?
Kent you tell by my voice?Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the peephole and find out!Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Jess.
Jess who?
Jess me and my shadow!Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Arfur.
Arfur who?
Arfur got!Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Isabel.
Isabel who?
Isabel working? I had to knock!Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Barbie.
Barbie who?
Barbie Q. Chicken!Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business!Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Amy.
Amy who?
Amy fraid Ive forgotten.Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin the neighborhood, thought I would drop by.Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking for ten minutes!Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Emma.
Emma who?
Emma bit cold out here, could you let me in?Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Maya.
Maya who?
Maya name is Dan.Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to keep telling silly jokes?Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Mary Lee.
Mary Lee who?
Mary Lee, Mary Lee, Mary Lee, Mary Lee, life is but a dream!Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Abe.
Abe who?
Abe C D E F G...
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Ivana.
Ivana who?
Ivana come in!Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Carl.
Carl who?
Carl get you there faster than a bike!Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I dont go around knocking on doors, but I just had to meet you!Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Oswald.
Oswald who?
Oswald my bubblegum.Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Adam.
Adam who?
Adam my way, Im coming through!Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive right next door.Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Otto.
Otto who?
Otto know. Ive got amnesia.Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Scott.
Scott who?
Scott nothing to do with you!Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Ida.
Ida who?
Ida like to be your friend!Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you know unless you open the door?Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda buy some Girl Scout cookies?
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Sacha.
Sacha who?
Sacha lot of questions.Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Brad.
Brad who?
Ive got Brad news, Im afraid!Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Abbott.
Abbott who?
Abbott time you opened this door!Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Frank.
Frank who?
Frank you for being my friend.Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Isaiah.
Isaiah who?
Isaiah nothing until you open this door!Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Ali.
Ali who?
Ali wanna do is have some fun.Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Shelby.
Shelby who?
Shelby coming around the mountain when she comes. Shelby coming around the mountain when she comes. Shelby coming around the mountain.
Shelby coming around the mountain. Shelby coming around the mountain when she comes!Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Dawn.
Dawn who?
Dawn leave me out in the cold!Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Omar.
Omar who?
Omar goodness! This is the wrong door!Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Alma.
Alma who?
Alma not going to tell you.Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Avery.
Avery who?
Avery time I come to your house we go through this again!Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Sam.
Sam who?
Sam day youll recognize me.Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Sara.
Sara who?
Sara nother way in?Knock, knock.
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