Rob Elliott - Laugh-Out-Loud: The Big Book of Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock. Whos there? Juan. Juan who? Youre Juan in a million!Knock, knock. Whos there? Parker. Parker who? Parker bike in the garage.Knock, knock. Whos there? Douglas. Douglas who? Douglas is empty, but Im still thirsty.Knock, knock. Whos there? Toby. Toby who? Toby or not to be, that is the question.Knock, knock. Whos there? Turner. Turner who? Turner frown upside-down!Knock, knock. Whos there? Homer. Homer who? You Homer should I come back later?Knock, knock. Whos there? Aussie. Aussie who? Aussie your doorbell doesnt work!Knock, knock. Whos there? Gus. Gus who? Gus what? Ive got more knock-knock jokes for you!Knock, knock. Whos there? Tom. Tom who? Tom for another knock-knock joke!Knock, knock. Whos there? Wanda. Wanda who? I Wanda if youll ever answer the door!Knock, knock. Whos there? Joanna. Joanna who? Joanna hear another knock-knock joke?Knock, knock. Whos there? Amanda. Amanda who? Amanda fix the doorbell is here!Knock, knock. Whos there? Heidi. Heidi who? Heidi key under the mat next time I come over!Knock, knock. Whos there? Italian. Italian who? Italian your mother you wont open the door!Knock, knock. Whos there? Philip. Philip who? Philip my glass with some water, please.Knock, knock. Whos there? Sawyer. Sawyer who? Sawyer not going to let me in?Knock, knock. Whos there? Olive. Olive who? Olive right down the street if you want to come over!Knock, knock. Whos there? Irish. Irish who? Irish your doorbell worked because Im sick of knocking!Knock, knock. Whos there? Owen. Owen who? I was Owen you a visit so thought Id stop by.Knock, knock. Whos there? Megan. Megan who? Megan up a new knock-knock joke right now!Knock, knock. Whos there? Oliver. Oliver who? Oliver jokes make me laugh!Knock, knock. Whos there? Trish. Trish who? Yes, please. I have a runny nose.Knock, knock. Whos there? Izzy. Izzy who? Izzy going to tell another knock-knock joke or not?Knock, knock. Whos there? Lionel. Lionel who? A Lionel eat you if youre not careful!Knock, knock. Whos there? Oswald. Oswald who? Oswald my bubble gum!Knock, knock. Whos there? Wayne. Wayne who? The Wayne keeps falling, so open up!Knock, knock. Whos there? Terri. Terri who? Terri goes again with those knock-knock jokes!Knock, knock. Whos there? Abel. Abel who? Abel would be a lot easier than knocking!Knock, knock. Whos there? Hugo. Hugo who? Hugo first and Ill follow!Knock, knock. Whos there? Duncan. Duncan who? Duncan my cookies in a glass of milk. Yum!Knock, knock. Whos there? Dustin. Dustin who? Dustin off my shoes before you let me in.Knock, knock. Whos there? Ari. Ari who? Ari going to tell some more jokes today?Knock, knock. Whos there? Isaac. Isaac who? Isaac of knocking so Im going home!Knock, knock. Whos there? Aldo. Aldo who? Aldo anything, if youll just let me in!Knock, knock. Whos there? Waiter. Waiter who? Waiter minute and Ill tell you another knock-knock joke!Knock, knock. Whos there? Doug. Doug who? I Doug that joke! You got another one?Knock, knock. Whos there? Harrison. Harrison who? Harrison my eyes so I cant see the doorbell.Knock, knock. Whos there? Queen. Queen who? Queen your room so we can go out and play.Knock, knock. Whos there? Poet. Poet who? Poet your money where your mouth is.Knock, knock. Whos there? Winner. Winner who? Winner we going to the movies today?Knock, knock. Whos there? Gideon. Gideon who? All Gideon aside, I think youre the best!Knock, knock. Whos there? Carmen. Carmen who? Im Carmen over to tell you another knock-knock joke!Knock, knock. Whos there? Brenda. Brenda who? Brenda the guests for the party get here?Knock, knock. Whos there? Abbott. Abbott who? Ive got an Abbot of biting my nails!Knock, knock. Whos there? Thor. Thor who? Thor knuckles after all this knocking!Knock, knock. Whos there? Drew. Drew who? Drew you think now is a good time to let me in?Knock, knock. Whos there? Adam. Adam who? Adam my way, Im coming in!Knock, knock. Whos there? Lucy. Lucy who? Open up and Lucy who it is!Knock, knock. Whos there? Anita. Anita who? Anita hear another knock-knock joke!Knock, knock. Whos there? Mabel. Mabel who? Mabel isnt working so youll have to keep knocking.Knock, knock. Whos there? Raymond. Raymond who? Raymond me to tell you my favorite knock-knock joke.Knock, knock. Whos there? Gwen. Gwen who? Gwen do you want to hear another knock-knock joke?Knock, knock. Whos there? Ben. Ben who? Ben too long since Ive come over for a visit!Knock, knock. Whos there? Warren. Warren who? Im Warren out from all this knocking!Knock, knock. Whos there? Say. Say who? Who.