Rob Elliott - Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids

2013 by Robert E. Teigen Published by Revell a division of Baker Publishing Group P.O. Box 6287, Grand Rapids, MI 49516-6287 www.revellbooks.com Ebook edition created 2013 Ebook corrections 05.04.2018 All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted in any form or by any meansfor example, electronic, photocopy, recordingwithout the prior written permission of the publisher. The only exception is brief quotations in printed reviews. Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data is on file at the Library of Congress, Washington, DC.

ISBN 978-1-4412-4302-7

Knock knock. Whos there? Amanda. Amanda who? Amanda fix the plumbing is here. Knock knock. Whos there? Billy Bob Joe Penny. Billy Bob Joe Penny who? Seriously, how many Billy Bob Joe Pennys do you know? Knock knock.

Whos there? Weirdo. Weirdo who? Weirdo you think youre going? Knock knock. Whos there? Leah. Leah who? Leah the door unlocked next time! Knock knock. Whos there? Alden. Alden who? When youre Alden with your dinner, can you come out and play? Knock knock.

Whos there? Avery. Avery who? Avery nice person is knocking on the door. You should come take a look. Knock knock. Whos there? Lena. Lena who? Lena little closer and Ill tell you another joke.

Knock knock. Whos there? Nick. Nick who? Youre just in the Nick of time, I was getting ready to tell another knock-knock joke! Knock knock. Whos there? West. West who? Let me know if you need a west from these knock-knock jokes. Knock knock.

Whos there? Leon. Leon who? Leon me when youre not strong. Knock knock. Whos there? Ash. Ash who? It sounds like youre catching a cold. Knock knock.

Whos there? Mustache. Mustache who? I mustache you a question, so let me in! Knock knock. Whos there? Jimmy. Jimmy who? If you Jimmy a key Ill let myself in. Knock knock. Whos there? Will.

Will who? Will you listen to another knock-knock joke? Knock knock. Whos there? Erin. Erin who? I have to run a quick Erin but Ill be back! Knock knock. Whos there? Eddy. Eddy who? Eddy-body home? Knock knock. Whos there? Oliver.

Oliver who? Oliver doors are locked, let me in! Knock knock. Whos there? Alice. Alice who? Well, you know what they say; Alice fair in love and war. Knock knock. Whos there? Wendy. Wendy who? Wendy wind blows de cradle will rock.

Knock knock. Whos there? Wayne. Wayne who? Wayne drops are falling on my head, can you let me in? Knock knock. Whos there? Max. Max who? Max no difference to me. Knock knock.

Whos there? Toby. Toby who? Toby or not Toby; that is the question, and youll have to open up to find out! Knock knock. Whos there? France. France who? France stick closer than a brother. Knock knock. Whos there? Peas.

Peas who? Peas tell me some more knock-knock jokes. Knock knock. Whos there? Gwen. Gwen who? Gwen do you think you can come out and play? Knock knock. Whos there? Watson. Watson who? Watson the radio? Knock knock.

Whos there? Wok. Wok who? I wok all the way here and you wont even let me come in! Knock knock. Whos there? Yeast. Yeast who? You could at yeast come to the door and say hi! Knock knock. Whos there? Collie. Knock knock. Knock knock.

Whos there? Duncan. Duncan who? Duncan cookies in milk is really yummy! Knock knock. Whos there? Sofa. Sofa who? Sofa these have been good knock-knock jokes. Knock knock. Whos there? Window.

Window who? Window I get to hear some more knock-knock jokes? Knock knock. Whos there? Cheese. Cheese who? For cheese a jolly good fellow, for cheese a jolly good fellow. Knock knock. Whos there? Boil. Boil who? Boil you like this next joke! Knock knock.

Whos there? Mushroom. Mushroom who? Theres mushroom for improvement on that last joke. Knock knock. Whos there? Pizza. Pizza who? Im going to give him a pizza my mind! Knock knock. Whos there? Pesto.

Pesto who? I hate to make a pesto myself, but Im going to keep knocking until you open. Knock knock. Whos there? Gluten. Gluten who? Youre going to be a gluten for punishment if you dont open up! Knock knock. Whos there? Shellfish. Shellfish who? Dont be shellfish, open up and share! Knock knock.

Whos there? Darleen. Darleen who? Please be a Darleen and open the door for me. Knock knock. Whos there? Les. Les who? Les tell some more knock-knock jokes! Knock knock. Whos there? Gino.

Gino who? Gino, these knock-knock jokes are kind of fun. Knock knock. Whos there? Gladys. Gladys who? Im Gladys time for another knock-knock joke. Knock knock. Whos there? Otto.

Otto who? You really Otto open the door. Knock knock. Whos there? Earl. Earl who? Earl to bed, Earl to rise. Knock knock. Whos there? Jewel.

Jewel who? Jewel have to let me in soon. Knock knock. Whos there? Hobbit. Hobbit who? Sorry, telling knock-knock jokes is a bad hobbit Im trying to break. Knock knock. Whos there? Pasture.

Pasture who? Its pasture bedtime, mister! Knock knock. Whos there? Dee. Dee who? Dee cake is in Dee oven. Knock knock. Whos there? Ben Hur. Ben Hur who? Ben Hur for a while now, can you let me in? Knock knock.

Whos there? Rupert. Rupert who? Rupert your left foot in, Rupert your left foot out. Knock knock. Whos there? Axe. Axe who? I'm only going to axe you to open up one more time! Knock knock. Whos there? Allison.

Allison who? Allison for someone to come to the door but I dont hear anybody coming. Knock knock. Whos there? Sandy. Sandy who? Open up and lets go to the Sandy beaches. Knock knock. Whos there? Penny.

Penny who? Penny for your thoughts? Knock knock. Whos there? Mickey. Mickey who? Mickey wont fit in the keyhole, can you let me in?

Emma:	Will you remember me in an hour?
Anna:	Yes.
Emma:	Will you remember me in a day?
Anna:	Yes.
Emma:	Will you remember me in a week?
Anna:	Yes.
Emma:	Will you remember me in a month?
Anna:	Yes.
Emma:	Will you remember me in a year?
Anna:	Yes.
Emma:	I dont think you will.
Anna:	Sure I will!
Emma:	Knock knock.
Anna:	Whos there?
Emma:	See, you forgot me already!

Knock knock. Whos there? Yule. Yule who? Yule never know who it is unless you open the door! Knock knock. Whos there? Benjamin.Next page