Elliott - More Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids

Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids Laugh-Out-Loud Animal Jokes for Kids 2014 by Robert E. Teigen Published by Revell a division of Baker Publishing Group P.O. Box 6287, Grand Rapids, MI 49516-6287 www . revellbooks .com ISBN 978-1-4412-4523-6 Ebook edition created 2014 Ebook corrections 09.26.2014 All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted in any form or by any meansfor example, electronic, photocopy, recordingwithout the prior written permission of the publisher.
Knock knock.
Knock knock.

Whos there? Chew. Chew who? I want to hang out with chew so let me in! Mark: Whats the best place to chop down a Christmas tree? Tim: Im not sure. Mark: About three inches off the ground. Q: Why did the broccoli slap the lettuce? A: Because it was being fresh! Q: Why did the elephants take up the least amount of room on Noahs ark? A: Because they kept everything in their trunks! Q: Why did the moon feel sick to its stomach? A: It was a full moon. Suzy: Im so smart I can sing the whole alphabet song! Jimmy: That s nothing. I can sing it in lower case and capitals! Q: Why were the lamb and goat such good friends? A: Because they had a very close relation-sheep.

Q: What do you get when you spill your coffee in the dirt? A: Coffee grounds! Q: What kind of vegetable has the worst manners? A: A rude-abaga. Q: What is penguins favorite kind of food? A: Ice- burgers.
Q: What do you get when you brush your teeth with dish soap? A: Bubble gums. Q: What kind of trees wear mittens? A: Palm trees. Q: Why was the library so busy? A: It was overbooked.
Q: When do farmers go bald? A: When they have re-seeding hairlines.
Q: When do farmers go bald? A: When they have re-seeding hairlines.

Q: How do you know when its been raining cats and dogs? A: When you step in a poodle. Justin: Do you know how to make a pineapple shake? Nate: You mix pineapple, milk, and ice cream? Justin: No, you take it to a scary movie! Q: What do you get when you cross an owl and bubble gum? A: A bird that will chews wisely. Knock knock. Whos there? Leon. Leon who? Id be Leon if I told you I didnt love knock-knock jokes! Q: What kind of homework do you do on the couch? A: Multipli- cushion. Tim: Did you hear about the guy who stuck his finger in a light socket? Scott: No, what happened? Tim: It was shocking! Q: How does a cow get to the office? A: On a cow-moo-ter train.

Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur and gunpowder? A: Dino-mite. Q: Why shouldnt you stare at the turkey dressing at Thanksgiving? A: The turkey will be embarrassed.
Q: Why did the skeleton refuse to go to the dance? A: He had no-body to dance with. Q: Why did the suspenders have to go to jail? A: They held up a pair of pants. Q: Why dont fish ever get a summer vacation? A: They spend every day in schools. Q: What do you get when you play tug-of-war with a pig? A: Pulled pork.

Joe: Can you believe that I ate six helpings of spaghetti last night? Bill: Well, I wouldnt put it pasta! Q: Why did the orange have to stop and take a nap? A: It ran out of juice. Q: What do you call a boomerang that wont come back to you? A: A stick.
Q: Did you hear about the new restaurant they put on Mars? A: I hear the food is out of this world. Q: How much did Santa pay for his reindeer? A: Just a few bucks. They didnt cost him much doe. Q: What is a trumpet players favorite month of the year? A: March .

Sally: What is a mummys favorite kind of music? Bill: Im not sure. Sally: Wrap music! Q: Why couldnt the fish go shopping? A: It didnt have anemone. Andrew: Do you know how to spell hard water using only three letters? Dave: Im pretty sure thats impossible! Andrew: No, it isnt. I-C-E is hard water! Q: What kind of motorcycle do bulls like to ride? A: They ride a Cow-asaki. Q: What does a grizzly do on a hard day? A: Hell just grin and bear it. Q: How many months have 28 days? A: All twelve of them do!
Knock knock.

Whos there? Bean. Bean who? Its bean way too long since youve heard a knock-knock joke! Q: What do you call a pumpkin that watches over you? A: A body-gourd. Q: What do you call a greasy bug? A: A butter-fly. Q: Why did the whale cross the ocean? A: To get to the other tide. Q: Why did the rabbit need to relax? A: He was feeling jumpy.
Q: Why did the skunk cross the road? A: To get to the odor side! Q: What do you get when you combine an elephant and a skunk? A: A smell-ephant.

Q: What kind of vegetable is hip and cool? A: A radish. Q: How do you sneak across the desert without being seen? A: You wear camel-flage. Q: What is a maples favorite class at school? A: Geometree . Knock knock. Whos there? Arthur. Arthur who? Arthur any more funny knock-knock jokes? Q: Why wouldnt the turkey eat any pumpkin pie? A: It was too stuffed.

Q: What do you call bears with no ears? A: B !
Q: What happened when the turkey got in a fight? A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him. Knock knock. Whos there? Annie. Annie who? Annie chance I could tell you another knock-knock joke? Q: What does a black belt eat for lunch? A: Kung food! Q: Why did the lobster get grounded by his parents? A: He was always getting himself in hot water!
Q: What kind of automobile is the same going backward and forward? A: Racecar . Knock knock. Whos there? Gus.

Gus who? I bet you cant Gus who this is! Q: What did the skunks do on Saturday night? A: They watched a movie on their smell-evision. Q: What do you call bunnys prized possessions? A: Hare-looms. Q: What do you get when you combine a kitty and a fish? A: A purr-anha! Q: What do fish like to sing during the holidays? A: Christmas corals. Q: What do you get when you drop a pumpkin from your roof? A: Squash .