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Readers Digest is the worlds #1 collector of humorfor everyone from age 6 to 106. In Fun Jokes for Funny Kids , weve compiled the best of the best for our youngest readers. We asked one witty girl to tell us which ones she liked most; youll see Alexas Favorites sprinkled throughout the book. Now were inviting parents of budding comedians to send jokes for our next volume. Submit your childs riddles, one-liners, puns, and more at rd.com/jokesforkids .

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About Alexa Alexa is a second-grader who lives in New York City.

She loves gymnastics, tacos, and the color pink.

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Alpaca Knock! Knock! Whos there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car! Howlin for You Knock! Knock! Whos there? Howl. Howl who? Howl you know if you dont open the door? Beets Knock! Knock! Whos there? Beets. Beets who? Beets me! Two Knee Knock! Knock! Whos there? Two knee. Two knee who? Two knee fish!

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ALEXAS FAVORITE Abe Who? Knock! Knock! Whos there? Abe.

Abe who? AbeCDEFGH

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Ketchup Knock! Knock! Whos there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup with me and Ill tell you! Cargo Who? Knock, Knock Whos there? Cargo! Cargo who? Car go beep, beep! Kanga Knock! Knock! Whos there? Kanga. Kanga who? Actually, its kangaroo. Closure Knock! Knock! Whos there? Closure. Closure who? Closure mouth while youre chewing! Dja Knock! Knock! Whos there? Dja. Dja who? Knock! Knock! Dishes Knock! Knock! Whos there? Dishes.

Dishes who? Dishes a nice place you got here. Art Knock! Knock! Whos there? Art. Art who? R2-D2, of course.

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ALEXAS FAVORITE Ben Knock! Knock! Whos there? Ben. Ben who? Ben knocking for 20 minutes!

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Sherlock Knock! Knock! Whos there? Sherlock. Sherlock who? Sherlock your door.

Owls Say Knock! Knock! Whos there? Owls say. Owls say who? Yes, they do. Olive Knock! Knock! Whos there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you and I dont care who knows it! Loaf Knock! Knock! Whos there? Loaf. Loaf who? I dont just like bread, I loaf it. Extraterrestrial Knock! Knock! Whos there? An extraterrestrial.

An extraterrestrial who? Waithow many extraterrestrials do you know? Turnip Knock! Knock! Whos there? Turnip. Turnip who? Turnip the volume. I love this song! Figs Knock! Knock! Whos there? Figs. Figs who? Figs your doorbell. its not working! Alex Knock! Knock! Whos there? Alex. Alex who? Hey, Alex the questions around here! Funny Nun Knock, knock Whos there? Nun.

Nun who? Nun of your business! Isabelle Knock! Knock! Whos there? Isabelle. Isabelle who? Isabelle working, or should I keep knocking? Eyesore Who? Knock! Knock! Whos there? Eyesore. Eyesore who? Eyesore do love you! Honeybee Knock! Knock! Whos there? Honeybee. Honeybee who? Honeybee a dear and open the door, please. No One Knock! Knock! Whos there? No one. No one who? *Silence* Ice Cream Knock! Knock! Whos there? Ice cream.

Ice cream who? Ice cream right now if you DONT LET ME IN!

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ALEXAS FAVORITE Canoe Knock! Knock! Whos there? Canoe. Canoe who? Canoe open the door?

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Leaf Who? Knock! Knock! Whos there? Leaf. Leaf Who? Leaf me alone! Boo Who? Knock! Knock! Whos there? Boo. Boo who? Its me. Why are you crying? Goat Knock! Knock! Whos there? Goat. Goat who? Goat to the door to see whos knocking! Cow Who? Knock! Knock! Whos there? Cow.

Cow who? Cows dont who, they MOO. Little Old Lady Knock! Knock! Whos there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? I didnt know you could yodel! Control Freak Knock! Knock! Whos there? Control Freak. Con Okay, now you say, Control freak who? Spell Knock! Knock! Whos there? Spell. Spell who? W-H-O Nana Knock! Knock! Whos there? Nana. Nana who? Nana your business whos there.

Noah Knock! Knock! Whos there? Noah. Noah who? Noah any place I can get a bite to eat?

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ALEXAS FAVORITE Annie Knock! Knock! Whos there? Annie. Annie who? Annie body going to open the door already?

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Orange Knock! Knock! Whos there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you gonna open the door? Wire Who? Knock! Knock! Whos there? Wire. Wire who? Wire you always asking, Whos there? Scold Knock! Knock! Whos there? Scold. Scold who? Scold outsidelet me in! Lettuce Knock! Knock! Whos there? Lettuce.

Lettuce who? Lettuce in already! Police Knock! Knock! Whos there? Police. Police who? Police hurryIm freezing out here! Otto Knock! Knock! Whos there? Otto. Otto who? Otto know whats taking you so long! Doris Knock! Knock! Whos there? Doris. Doris who? Doris locked. Open up! Radio Who? Knock! Knock! Whos there? Radio. Radio who? Radio not, here I come! Amos Knock! Knock! Whos there? Amos.

Amos who? A mosquito bit me! Luke Knock! Knock! Whos there? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the keyhole to see! Ho-Ho Who? Knock! Knock! Whos there? Ho-ho. Ho-ho who? You know, your Santa impression could use a little work. Impatient Cow Knock! Knock! Whos there? Impatient cow. Impatient co MOO! Stopwatch Knock! Knock! Whos there? Stopwatch. Stopwatch who? Stopwatch youre doing and pay attention! Tank Knock! Knock! Whos there? Tank.

Tank who? Youre welcome!

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ALEXAS FAVORITE Cash Knock! Knock! Whos there? Cash. Cash who? No thanks, but Id love some peanuts!

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Doorbell Knock! Knock! Whos there? Somebody who cant reach the doorbell! Oh, AI get it! Q: I am a word that begins with the letter I. If you add the letter A to me, I become a new word with a different meaning which sounds exactly the same. What word am I? A: Isle (add A to make Aisle) Count the Days Q: Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Wednesday, Friday, or Sunday? A: Yesterday, today, and tomorrow. Yellow I Look Q: Yellow I look and massive I weigh. In the morning I come to brighten your day.

What am I? A: A school bus. You Can Keep It Q: You can break me without touching me or even seeing me. What am I? A: A promise. What Do You Throw Out Q: What do you throw out when you want to use it, but take in when you dont want to use it? A: An anchor.

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ALEXAS FAVORITE Very Confusing Q: What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years? A: The letter m.

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Odd, Indeed Q: Im an odd number.

If you take away one of the letters in my name, I become even. What number am I? A: Seven. (Take away the S!) Echo Q: Many have heard me, but no one has seen me, and I will not speak back until spoken to. What am I? A: An echo! All Ears Q: What has hundreds of ears but cant hear a thing? A: A cornfield! A Tall Tale Q: A girl fell off of a 30-foot ladder, but she didnt get hurt at all. How is this possible? A: She fell off the bottom step! Cat in a Box Q: How many cats can you put in an empty box? A: One. After that, the box isnt empty anymore.

I am the Beginning Q: I am the beginning of the end, and the end of time and space. I am essential to creation, and I surround every place. Who am I? A: The letter E! I Travel All Over Q: I travel all over the world but always stay in my corner. What am I? A: A stamp!

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