Bob Phillips - Super Duper Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids

HARVEST HOUSE PUBLISHERS EUGENE, OREGON Cover by Dugan Design Group, Bloomington, Minnesota Cover illustration iStock / VladSt SUPER DUPER KNOCK-KNOCK JOKES FOR KIDS Copyright 2014 by Bob Phillips Published by Harvest House Publishers Eugene, Oregon 97402 www.harvesthousepublishers.com ISBN 978-0-7369-5863-9 (pbk.) ISBN 978-0-7369-5864-6 (eBook) All rights reserved. No part of this electronic publication may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, distributed, or transmitted in any form or by any meanselectronic, mechanical, digital, photocopy, recording, or any otherwithout the prior written permission of the publisher. The authorized purchaser has been granted a nontransferable, nonexclusive, and noncommercial right to access and view this electronic publication, and purchaser agrees to do so only in accordance with the terms of use under which it was purchased or transmitted. Participation in or encouragement of piracy of copyrighted materials in violation of authors and publishers rights is strictly prohibited. Contents Knock, knock. Whos there? Ants are.

Ants are who? Ants are the door please.

Knock, knock. Whos there? Billows. Billows who? Billows are something I put on my bed. Knock, knock. Whos there? Cat.

Cat who? Cat play with you right now. I have to mow the lawn.

Knock, knock. Whos there? Daryl. Daryl who? Daryl never be anyone as crazy as you. Knock, knock.

Whos there? Eclipse. Eclipse who? Eclipse my toenails.

Knock, knock. Whos there? Feline. Feline who? Feline good after I got an A on the test. Knock, knock.

Whos there? Gnome. Gnome who? Gnome sweet gnome.

Knock, knock. Whos there? Hugh. Hugh who? Hugh da man! Knock, knock. Whos there? India.

India who? India pendant thinking.

Knock, knock. Whos there? Juan. Juan who? Juan day my prince will come. Knock, knock. Whos there? Kareem.

Kareem who? Kareem of wheat is good to eat.

Knock, knock. Whos there? Lecture. Lecture who? Lecture go inside first. Knock, knock. Whos there? Mara.

Mara who? Mara, Mara on the wall, whos the fairest of them all?

Knock, knock. Whos there? Neil. Neil who? Neil down before the king! Knock, knock. Whos there? Omelet and butter. Omelet and butter who? Omelet smarter than you, so you butter open the door. Knock, knock.

Whos there? Pencil. Pencil who? Pencil fall down if you lose too much weight.

Knock, knock. Whos there? Quark, quark, quark! Quark, quark, quark who? Are you a duck? Knock, knock. Whos there? Red. Red who? Reddy Teddy! Knock, knock.

Whos there? Stopwatch. Stopwatch who? Stopwatch youre doing and open the door.

Knock, knock. Whos there? Tara. Tara who? Tara-ra Boom-de-ay! Knock, knock. Whos there? Alfie.

Alfie who? Alfie better when you finally open the door.

Knock, knock. Whos there? Barked. Barked who? Barked my bike in front of your house. Knock, knock. Whos there? Congo.

Congo who? Congo to the store without money.

Knock, knock. Whos there? Dallas. Dallas who? Dallas in Wonderland. Knock, knock. Whos there? Eggs.

Eggs who? Eggs it out that door when you leave the building.

Knock, knock. Whos there? Friar. Friar who? Friar up some hamburgers and hot dogs. Knock, knock. Whos there? Genial.

Genial who? Genial go back into the lamp if you ask him nicely.

Knock, knock. Whos there? Harvey. Harvey who? Harvey ever going to get into your house? Knock, knock. Whos there? Ivanna. Knock, knock. Knock, knock.

Whos there? Juanita. Juanita who? Juanita big meal.

Knock, knock. Whos there? Kelda. Kelda who? Kelda rattlesnake before it bit me. Knock, knock.

Whos there? Luther. Luther who? Luther my pants are, the more likely theyll fall down.

Knock, knock. Whos there? Major. Major who? Major ask, didnt I! Knock, knock. Whos there? Needle.

Needle who? Needle help in getting inside the house?

Knock, knock. Whos there? Oboe. Oboe who? Oboe, Ive got the wrong address! Knock, knock. Whos there? Paris. Paris who? Paris the thought of another knock-knock joke! Next page