Jack Goldstein - 101 Amazing Knock Knock Jokes

Title Page 101 AMAZING KNOCK KNOCK JOKES by Jack Goldstein Publisher Information Published in 2013 by Andrews UK Limited www.andrewsuk.com The right of Jack Goldstein to be identified as the Author of this Work has been asserted by him in accordance with the Copyright, Designs and Patents Act 1998 Copyright 2013 Jack Goldstein All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted, in any form or by any means without the prior written permission of the publisher, nor be otherwise circulated in any form of binding or cover other than that in which it is published and without a similar condition being imposed on the subsequent purchaser. Any person who does so may be liable to criminal prosecution and civil claims for damages. Introduction This side-splitting collection of 101 of the funniest knock knock jokes you have ever heard is dangerously funny! Jack Goldstein caters for children of all ages with this hilarious joke book with over one hundred jokes that will have all the family laughing. Organised into categories so you have a knock knock joke for every occasion, this is an ideal addition to any budding comedians bookshelf. General Jokes - Part 1 Knock, knock.

Whos there? Canoe. Canoe who? Canoe help me with my homework? Knock, knock. Whos there? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the keyhole and youll see! Knock, knock. Whos there? Scott. Scott who? Scott nothing to do with you.

Knock, knock. Whos there? Sam. Sam who? Sam person who knocked on the door last time! Knock, knock. Whos there? Aaron. Aaron who? Aaron the side of caution! Knock, knock.! Whos there? To. To who? To whom, actually.

Knock, knock. Whos there? Odysseus. Odysseus who? Odysseus just the last straw! Knock, knock. Whos there? Tennis. Tennis who? Tennis Five plus Five! Knock, knock. Whos there? Sacha.

Sacha who? Sacha fuss, just because I knocked on your door! Knock, knock. Whos there? Genoa. Genoa who? Genoa any good knock knock jokes? Whos Knocking - Part 1 Knock, knock. Whos there? Iva. Iva who? Ive a sore hand from knocking! Knock, knock. Whos there? Avenue.

Avenue who? Avenue knocked on this door before? Knock, knock. Whos there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up, its cold out here! Knock, knock. Whos there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Norma Lee I dont go around knocking on doors! Knock, knock. Whos there? Abbot.

Abbot who? Abbot you dont know who this is! Knock, knock. Whos there? A herd. A herd who? A herd you were home, so I came over! Knock, knock. Whos there? Ben. Ben who? Ben knocking for ten minutes! Knock, knock. Whos there? Lettuce.

Lettuce who? Lettuce in, its cold out here. Knock, knock. Whos there? Freighter. Freighter who? Freighter open the door, are you? Knock, knock. Whos there? Doris. Doris who? Doris locked, thats why Im knocking! Silly Jokes - Part 1 Knock, knock.

Whos there? Arfur. Arfur who? Arfur got! Knock, knock. Whos there? Tank. Tank who? Your welcome! Knock, knock. Whos there? Nana. Nana who? Nana your business.

Knock, knock. Whos there? Annetta. Annetta who? Annetta wisecrack and youre out of here! Knock, knock. Whos there? Boo. Boo who? Was my joke so bad it made you cry? Knock, knock. Whos there? A little old lady.

A little old lady who? Thats some good yodelling there! Knock, knock. Whos there? Ya. Ya who? Well you sound pleased to see me! Knock, knock. Whos there? Justin. Justin who? Just in the neighbourhood, thought I would drop by. Knock, knock.

Whos there? Alex. Alex who? Alex-plain later! Knock, knock. Whos there? Sadie. Sadie who? Sadie magic word and watch me disappear! Animals Knock, knock. Whos there? Cows go Cows go who? Cows go moo, not who! Knock, knock. Whos there? Gorilla.

Gorilla who? Gorilla cheese sandwich for me and Ill be right over. Knock, knock. Whos there? Althea. Althea who? Althea later alligator! Knock, knock. Whos there? Jaws. Jaws who? Jaws truly! Knock, knock.

Whos there? Hoo. Hoo who? Are you an owl? Knock, knock. Whos there? The impatient cow. The impatient cow... (interrupting) Mooooo! Knock, knock. Whos there? Honey bee.

Honey bee who? Honey bee a dear and OPEN THIS DOOR! Knock, knock. Whos there? Iguana. Iguana who? Iguana hold your hand! Knock, knock. Whos there? Rhino. Rhino who? Rhino every knock-knock joke there is! Knock, knock. Whos there? Cuckoo Catch.

Cuckoo Catch Who? (sing) Mrs. Robinson, Jesus loves you more than you will know... General Jokes - Part 2 Knock, knock. Whos there? Hannah. Hannah who? Hannah partridge in a pear tree! Knock, knock. Whos there? Yule.

Yule who? Yule never know! Knock, knock. Whos there? Merry. Merry who? Merry Christmas! Knock, knock. Whos there? Franz. Franz who? Franz, Romans, Countrymen... Knock, knock.

Whos there? Winnie Thup. Winnie Thup who? Yes, and Tigger is here as well! Knock, knock. Whos there? Maida. Maida who? Maida force be with you! Knock, knock. Whos there? Mae. Mae who? Mae be Ill tell you or Mae be I wont...

Knock, knock. Whos there? Hal. Hal who? Hal who to you too! Knock, knock. Whos there? Eve. Eve who? Eve who my hearties! Knock, knock.! Whos there? Venice. Venice who? Venice this door gonna open? Whos Knocking - Part 2 Knock, knock.

Whos there? Ivor. Ivor who? Ivor you let me in or I`ll climb through the window. Knock, knock. Whos there? Major. Major who? Major answer, didnt I! Knock, knock. Whos there? Ken.

Ken who? Ken I come in or do I have to climb through a window? Knock, knock. Whos there? Alexia. Alexia who? Alexia again to open this door! Knock, knock. Whos there? Ferdie. Ferdie who? Ferdie last time open this door! Knock, knock. Whos there? Fozzie.

Fozzie who? Fozzie hundredth time let me in! Knock, knock. Whos there? Spain. Spain who? Spain to have to keep knocking on this door! Knock, knock. Whos there? Snow, Snow who? Snow use, Ive forgotten my key again! Knock, knock. Whos there? Harmony. Harmony who? Harmony times are we going to go through this? Knock, knock.

Whos there? Waddle. Waddle who ? Waddle you give me if I go away? Silly Jokes - Part 2 Knock, knock. Whos there? Daisy. Daisy who? (Sing) Daisy me rollin, they hatin... Knock, knock. Whos there? Kenya! Kenya who? Kenya guess who is it? Knock, knock.

Whos there? Juicy. Juicy who? Juicy what I just saw? Knock, knock. Whos there? Etch. Etch who? Bless you! Knock, knock. Whos there? Jerrold. Jerrold who? Jerrold friend, thats who! Knock, knock.

Whos there? Aladdin. Aladdin who? Aladdin the street wants a word with you! Knock, knock. Whos there? Carrie Carrie who? Carrie me home, my feet are tired! Knock, knock. Whos there? No-one. No-one who? (Remain silent!) Knock, knock. Whos there? Jean.

Jean who? Jeanius - you just dont recognise it! Knock, knock. Whos there? Alex. Alex who? Alex the questions round here! Food and Drink Knock, knock. Whos there? Noah. Noah who? Noah good place we can get something to eat? Knock, knock. Whos there? Doctor.

Doctor who? No, Dr. Pepper! Knock, knock. Whos there? Doughnut. Doughnut who? Doughnut worry, its just a Knock, knock. joke! Knock, knock. Whos there? Figs.

Figs who? Figs the doorbell, its broken! Knock, knock. Whos there? Ice cream. Ice cream who? Ice cream if you dont let me in! Knock, knock. Whos there? Cash. Cash who? No thanks, Id prefer a peanut. Knock, knock.! Whos there? Ketchup.

Ketchup who? Ketchup with me and Ill tell you! Knock, knock. Whos there? Butter. Butter who? Butter open quick, Im desperate for the bathroom! Knock, knock. Whos there? Dimitri. Dimitri who? Dimitri is where di burgers grow! Knock, knock. Whos there? Lettuce.

Lettuce who? Lettuce try this again tomorrow. Whos Knocking - Part 3 Knock, knock. Whos there? Jester. Jester who? Jester minute Im trying to find my keys! Knock, knock. Whos there? Howl. Howl who? Howl you know unless you open the door? Knock, knock.

Whos there? Dozen. Dozen who? Dozen anybody want to let me in? Knock, knock. Whos there? Scold. Scold who? Scold enough out here to go ice skating. Knock, knock. Whos there? Isadore.