Jimmy Niro - My First Knock-Knock Jokes: Lots of Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Silly Kids
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The goofiest, silliest, funniest knock-knock joke book for kids (and thats no joke)!
Get ready for a knock-knock knockout with this hilarious book of fun! Filled with hundreds of the funniest, family-friendly, rib-tickling jokes and cool doodle illustrations, My First Knock-Knock Jokes is the first BIG collection of silly, easy-to-read knock-knock jokes for kids. Budding comedians and early learners will be rolling on the floor with endless hours of laughs, giggles and groans!
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Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Hal.
Hal who?
Hal will you know if you dont let me in?
Knock, knock.
Whos there?
Conrad.
Conrad who?
Conrad-ulations! That was a good joke!
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Published by Sourcebooks Wonderland, and imprint of Sourcebooks Kids. P.O. Box 4410, Naperville, Illinois 60567-4410 (630) 961-3900 sourcebookskids.com
Alex who? Alex-plain later! Knock, knock. Whos there? Jo. Jo who? Jo King! Get it? Knock, knock. Whos there? Nicholas. Nicholas who? A Nicholas worth five pennies. Knock, knock.
Whos there? Gwen. Gwen who? Gwen can you come play outside? Knock, knock. Whos there? Oscar. Oscar who? Oscar silly question, get a silly answer! Knock, knock. Whos there? Conrad. Conrad who? Conrad-ulations! That was a good joke! Knock, knock.
Whos there? Ivor. Ivor who? Ivor you let me in or Ill climb through the window. Knock, knock. Whos there? Abbot. Abbot who? Abbot you dont know who this is! Knock, knock. Whos there? Theodore.
Theodore who? Theodore was closed, so I knocked. Knock, knock. Whos there? Duncan. Duncan, who? Duncan basketballs is something I love to do! Will you remember me in a minute? Yes. Will you remember me in a week? Yes. Knock, knock.
Whos there? You didnt remember me! Knock, knock. Whos there? Iona. Iona who? Iona new toy. Do you want to see it? Knock, knock. Whos there? Iva. Iva who? Iva sore hand from all this knocking! Knock, knock.
Whos there? Alec. Alec who? Alec-tricity. Shocking, right? Knock, knock. Whos there? Nobel. Nobel who? Theres Nobelthats why I had to knock! Knock, knock. Whos there? Cher.
Cher who? Cher would be nice to see you! Knock, knock. Whos there? Hal. Hal who? Hal will you know if you dont let me in? Knock, knock. Whos there? Dj. Dj who? Knock, knock. Knock, knock.
Whos there? Major. Major who? Major day with this joke, I bet! Knock, knock. Whos there? Pharaoh. Pharaoh who? Pharaoh enough! Knock, knock. Whos there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up, its cold out here! Knock, knock.
Whos there? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the peephole to find out. Knock, knock. Whos there? Claire. Claire who? Claire the way, Im coming through! Knock, knock. Whos there? Police.
Police who? Police, may I come in? Knock, knock. Whos there? Doris. Doris who? Doris locked. Open up! Knock, knock. Whos there? Benjamin. Benjamin who? Benjamin to my favorite song! Knock, knock.
Whos there? Haden. Haden who? Haden seek is my favorite game! Knock, knock. Whos there? Alex. Alex who? Hey, Alex the questions around here! Knock, knock. Whos there? Isabell. Isabell who? Is a bell working? Knock, knock.
Whos there? I am. I am who? You dont know who you are? Knock, knock. Whos there? Otto. Otto who? Otto know whats taking you so long! Knock, knock. Whos there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub.
Its overflowing! Knock, knock. Whos there? Ben. Ben who? Ben knocking for ten minutes! Knock, knock. Whos there? Howard. Howard who? Howard I know? Knock, knock. Whos there? Nana.
Nana who? Nana your business. Knock, knock. Whos there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey doesnt fit in the hole! Knock, knock. Whos there? Frank. Frank who? Frank you for being my friend! Knock, knock.
Whos there? Amish. Amish who? Really? You dont look like a shoe!
Whos there? Cows go. Cows go who? No silly, a cow goes mooooooooo ! Knock, knock. Whos there? Kanga. Kanga who? Actually, its kangaroo! Knock, knock. Whos there? Otter. Otter who? Lets get otter here, were running late! Knock, knock.
Whos there? Rough. Rough who? Rough, rough! Im a dog! ( Pro Tip: Make the punchline sound like a dog bark!) Knock, knock. Whos there? Dragon. Dragon who? These jokes are dragon on and on. Knock, knock. Whos there? Gorilla.
Gorilla who? Gorilla me a hot dog, will you? Knock, knock. Whos there? Aardvark. Aardvark who? Aardvark a hundred miles for you. Knock, knock. Whos there? Gopher. Gopher who? Gopher help! Im stuck! Knock, knock.
Whos there? Moo. Moo who? Make up your mind! Are you a cow or an owl? Knock, knock. Whos there? Giraffe. Giraffe who? Giraffe anything to eat? Im hungry! Knock, knock. Whos there? T.rex . T.rex who? Theres a T.rex at your door and you want to know its name? Knock, knock.
Whos there? Two knee. Two knee who? Two-knee fish! Knock, knock. Whos there? Sparrow. Sparrow who? Sparrow me the details and let me in. Knock, knock. Whos there? Halibut.
Halibut who? Halibut we go to the movies tonight? Knock, knock. Whos there? Lion. Lion who? Lion bed, sleepyhead. Knock, knock. Whos there? Pig. Pig who? Pig up your toys.
Your rooms a mess! Knock, knock. Whos there? Moose. Moose who? Moose you be so nosy? Knock, knock. Whos there? Cock-a-doodle. Cock-a-doodle who? Not cock-a-doodle who, silly, cock-a-doodle-DOO! Knock, knock. Whos there? Weasel.
Weasel who? Weasel cookies. Would you like to buy some? Knock, knock. Whos there? Cheetah. Cheetah who? Cheetahs never win and winners never cheat. Knock, knock. Whos there? Parrot.
Parrot who? Parrot who? Parrot who? Parrot who? ( Pro Tip: Use a parrot voice when you read this one!) Knock, knock. Whos there? Koala. Koala who? Koala me whatever you like. Knock, knock. Whos there? Toad. Toad who? Toad-ally awesome, thats what you are! Knock, knock.
Whos there? Amos. Amos who? Amos-quito! Knock, knock. Whos there? Rhino. Rhino who? Rhino every knock-knock joke there is! Knock, knock. Whos there? Who. Who who? Is there an owl in here? Knock, knock.
Whos there? Althea. Althea who? Althea later alligator! Knock, knock. Whos there? Beehive. Beehive who? Beehive yourself. Knock, knock. Whos there? Cook.
Cook who? Hey! Who are you calling a cuckoo? Knock, knock. Whos there? Toucan. Toucan who? Toucan play this game! Knock, knock. Whos there? Honey bee. Honey bee who? Honey, bee a dear and grab my jar of pickles. Knock, knock.
Whos there? Viper. Viper who? Viper nose. Its dripping! Knock, knock. Whos there? Goat. Goat who? Goat to bed! Its late. Knock, knock.
Whos there? Bach. Bach who? Bach, bach. Im a chicken. Knock, knock. Whos there? Roach. Roach who? I roach you a message.
Didnt you get it? Knock, knock. Whos there? Dinosaur. Dinosaur who? Dinosaurs dont say who. They roar! Knock, knock. Whos there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca suitcase, and we can hit the road! Knock, knock.
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