Joke Books for Kids - Ultimate Kids Joke Book: The Laugh Out Loud Gift for Kids with Jokes, Knock Knock Jokes for Kids, and Mor More

Whos there? Buckle. Buckle who? Buckle get you an ice cream cone. Knock, knock. Whos there? Felix. Felix who? Felix my ice cream, Im telling. Knock, knock.

Whos there? Ferret. Ferret who? Ferret the ferr-grounds every summer. Knock, knock. Whos there? Flicker. Flicker who? Flicker ice cream shell get mad.

Whos there? Francoise. Francoise who? Francoise where I went on vacation. Knock, knock. Whos there? Hank. Hank who? Hankerin for some ice cream. Knock, knock.

Whos there? Henrietta. Henrietta who? Henrietta too much ice cream and threw up. Knock, knock. Whos there? Ice cream. Ice cream who? Ice cream at scary movies.

Whos there? Ice cream. Ice cream who? Ice cream if you dont let me in. Knock, knock. Whos there? Ice cream. Ice cream who? Ice cream soda whole class can hear me. Knock, knock.

Whos there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock. Whos there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock. Whos there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didnt say banana again?

Whos there? Soccer. Soccer who? Socc-ser in the drawer. Knock, knock. Whos there? Tennis. Tennis who? Tennis my favorite number! Knock, knock. Whos there? Worm.

Worm who? Worm in here, isnt it? Knock, knock. Whos there? Bach. Bach who? Bach, bach, bachIm a chicken.

Knock, knock. Whos there? Fonda. Fonda who? Fonda you! Knock, knock. Whos there? Frank. Frank who? Frank you for being my friend. Knock, knock.

Whos there? Gracie. Gracie who? Gracie about you.

Whos there? Holmes. Holmes who? Holmes is where the heart is. Knock, knock. Whos there? Iguana. Iguana who? Iguana hold your hand. Knock, knock.

Whos there? Iris. Iris who? Iris you were here.

Whos there? Beru. Beru who? Dont cry Knock, knock. Whos there? Hip. Hip who? Its not hipwho, its hippo! Knock, knock. Whos There? You Know. You Know Who? Thats right, I do!

Whos there? Hoo. Hoo who? Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoo! Knock, knock. Whos there? Owl. Owl who? Owl at the moon. Knock, knock. Whos there? Tut.

Tut who? Tut, tut it looks like rain. Knock, knock. Whos there? Leia. Leia who? Leia cookie on my plate.

Father: Why are you crying? Son: Because I wanted to get a dinosaur for my baby sister. Father: Thats no reason to cry Son: Yes it isnobody would trade me for her! Knock, knock.

Whos there? Candy. Candy who? Candy cow jump over the moon?

Q: Did you hear about the snobby cow? A: She thought she was a cutlet above the rest. Q: How did the cow get to Mars? A: It flew through udder space. Q: How do baby chickens dance? A: Chick-to-chick. Q: How do chickens bake cakes? A: From scratch.

Q: How do dogs stop a dvd? A: They press the paws button.

Q: How do dogs stop a dvd? A: They press the paws button.

Q: How do you get a cow to keep quiet? A: Press the moooote button. Q: How do you know its cold outside? A: When you milk a brown cow and you get chocolate ice cream. Q: How do you know when a chicken has been arrested? A: Its wearing hencuffs. Q: How long do chickens work? A: Around the cluck.

Q: If fruit comes from a fruit tree, where would a chicken come from? A: A poul-tree. Q: Since chickens rise when the rooster crows, when do ducks wake up? A: At the quack of dawn.

Q: What did the dog say to the hippopotamus? A: Woof. Q: What did the mommy cow say to the baby cow? A: Its pasture bedtime! Q: What direction do chickens swim? A: Cluck-wise.

Q: What do chicken comedians tell? A: Funny yolks. Q: What do chickens grow on? A: Eggplants. Q: What do chickens say when you try to charge them? A: Put it on my bill. Q: What do chickens serve at birthday parties? A: Coop cakes.

Q: What do marathon running chickens need most? A: Hendurance.