Billy Boy - The Dont Laugh Challenge--: Childrens Joke Book Including Riddles, Funny Q&A Jokes, Knock Knock, and Tongue Twisters for Kids Ages 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, and 12 Year Old Boys and Girls; Stocking

Copyright 2018 by Bacchus Publishing House ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. By purchase of this book, you have been licensed one copy for personal use only. No part of this work may be reproduced, redistributed, or used in any form or by any means without prior written permission of the publisher and copyright owner. Think YOU can win our JOKE CONTEST?!?! The Dont Laugh Challenge is having a CONTEST to see who is the MOST HILARIOUS boy or girl in the USA. Please have your parents email us your best **original** joke and you could win a $50 gift card to Amazon. Here are the rules: 1.

It must be funny. Please do not give us jokes that arent funny. We get enough of those from our joke writers 2. It must be original. We have computers and we know how to use them. 3.

No help from the parents. Plus, they arent even that funny anyway!! Email your best joke to: Winners will be announced via email. Bacchus Publishing House

• Sit down facing your opponent at eye level.
• Take turns reading jokes to each other.
• First person to make the opponent laugh, wins a point!
• First person to 3 points wins & is crowned The Dont Laugh MASTER.

Why are automobiles, good listeners? Theyve got great engin-eers. Why did the chef get fired? He was being too salty with the customers. Did you hear about the astronaut that couldnt pay attention? He was spaced out. What do you get if you leave your dog out in the snow? A puppsicle. Why was the stadium full of water? Somebody turned the floodlights on. Whats a ducks favorite snack? Quackers Why didnt the comedian make jokes about armored vehicles? They always tank.

Why do hats make good scouts? They always go on ahead. Why should you avoid boring bankers? They lose your interest. What do you get when you mix a balloon and a fountain drink? Soda Pop. Did you hear about the bad behaved Math book? It had a lot of problems. Whats the best key to open a banana? A monkey. Why didnt the snow plow driver take things seriously? Because there was snow problem.

Whats a prisoner favorite game? Trouble Why did the pencil smell? It was a No.2 Did you hear about the man who got struck by lighting? He was shocked. Why does jumping on a trampoline end winter? It becomes springtime. What type of fish goes great with peanut butter? A jellyfish Why is it hard to play cards on a boat? Because someones always sitting on the deck. Why was the belt in prison? For holding up trousers. What did the feet say to the socks? Im sorry, but it socks to be you Where do people grow medicine? In a farmacy. How do you fire somebody in a shoe shop? You give them the boot.

How do you guarantee your kids will grow up ugly? Ask your mom! What did the hamburger call his daughter? Patty. Where does a monkey go to get his workout on? A jungle gym. Why is prison full of salesmen? Its full of hard cells. How do armies choose their leaders? At the general election. Whats the cheapest way to buy 4 suits? Buy a pack of cards. What do you call a Dinosaur in a cowboy hat? Tyrannosaurus Tex.

What do you do if someone says sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me? Hitem with a dictionary. Why is tennis noisy? All the rackets Did you hear about the strawberry and blueberry that started a band? They jammed! Why are golfers party animals? They know where all the clubs are. Did you hear about the annoying ant? He bugged everyone Why does the president always measure up? Because hes the ruler. What should you say if your mom wants to discuss your underwear? Keep it brief. Did you hear about the cellphone that was playing hard to get? It was giving mixed signals. Why did the bad pirate have to stroll around town with a big piece of wood? He was sentenced to walk the plank.

What happens if you fence with somebody unarmed? You wont get the point. Did you hear about the bird that was afraid to fly? It was a chicken Why did the math tutor open a furniture store? She had so many multiplication tables. Why did the pupil eat his homework? His tutor said it was a piece of cake. Why didnt the two magnets date? They find themselves repulsive. Did you hear about the water that was angry? It was steaming! Did you hear about the popular bee? He was all the buzz! How do trains sneeze? Ah-choo choo Why was the pumpkin winning so much? It was on a roll. What are zombies favorite birds? Craaaaaaanes How did the jack-o-lantern feel after it was complimented? It was glowing.

Why do werewolves not like clouds? They have a silver lining. Why cant apples go trick or treating? They always get spoiled. Why did no one want to play the zombie soccer team? Theyre stuff competition. What is a witches favorite thing to learn in school? Spelling. What do you call a bee that learned magic? Bee witched. How did the witches hat win the argument? It made a good point.

Why did the witches broom have such a big ego? It couldnt stay grounded. Why dont mummies eat sandwiches? They prefer wraps. What place did the vampire come in during the race? Dead last. How do pumpkins always stay such good friends? They always patch things up. What do banana peels say on Halloween? Trip or treat. Why didnt the pumpkin want to go to the movie? It heard it was a smash hit.

Why didnt the skeleton concert go very well? It was a pretty thin crowd. What did the lightbulb go as for Halloween? Flash. Why are pumpkins afraid of calendars and heights? They never make it past the fall. What part of the job do skeletons hate? Breaks. What is the best vegetable on Halloween? Candy corn. What did the knife go as for Halloween? A dino-sword.

Whats a golfers favorite number? Fooooooooour! Why did the surfer swim back to shore? He couldnt wave good-bye. Why did Dr. Frankenstein sew his monsters head closed at the laundromat? To keep him from getting brainwashed. What is the worst type of cup to pour hot tea into? A buttercup. When Dave drove to work, it never cost him money. Why? He used the freeway.

What happens when you use spot remover on a leopard? Nothing. A leopard cant change its spots and neither can you! What can you say about Paul and Pat when they squeezed into the tiny space craft? They were like two Ps in a pod! Where is the best place to sit when a submarine is diving? Inside. Why did the lawyer show up in court in his underwear? He forgot his lawsuit! What is the nuns favorite toy to play with? A praydough. Why didnt the hammerhead shark feel well? His head was pounding. Why did the yeast stop telling jokes to the bread? He couldnt get a rise out of her. Which day of the week does 3 follow? Twosday.