Sky Pony Press - Belly Laugh Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids: 350 Hilarious Knock-Knock Jokes

Special thanks to: Bethany Straker for her brilliant illustrations and Ashley Albert for her wit and creative jokes Copyright 2015 by Skyhorse Publishing All rights reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced in any manner without the express written consent of the publisher, except in the case of brief excerpts in critical reviews or articles. All inquiries should be addressed to Sky Pony Press, 307 West 36th Street, 11th Floor, New York, NY 10018. Sky Pony Press books may be purchased in bulk at special discounts for sales promotion, corporate gifts, fund-raising, or educational purposes. Special editions can also be created to specifications. For details, contact the Special Sales Department, Sky Pony Press, 307 West 36th Street, 11th Floor, New York, NY 10018 or .

Sky Pony is a registered trademark of Skyhorse Publishing, Inc., a Delaware corporation. Visit our website at www.skyponypress.com. 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Manufactured in China, June 2015 This product conforms to CPSIA 2008 Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data Belly laugh knock-knock jokes for kids / Sky Pony Editors ; illustrated by Bethany Straker. pages cm Summary: Developed to meet the needs of the millions of children eternally hungry for joke books, this collection is complete with 350 hilarious knock-knock jokes for kids. Perfect for long car rides and rainy days, this book is sure to bring laughter and fun into your homeProvided by publisher. ISBN 978-1-63220-437-0 (hardback) 1.

Knock-knock jokesJuvenile literature. 2. Wit and humor, Juvenile. I. Straker, Bethany, illustrator. PN6231.K55B45 2015 818.602dc23 2015000895 Cover design by Gretchen Schuler Ebook ISBN: 978-1-63220-842-2 Knock, knock.

Whos there? Canoe. Canoe who? Canoe help me with my homework? Knock, knock. Whos there? Mary. Mary who? Mary me Im in love with you! Knock, knock. Whos there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you that famous movie star? Knock, knock.

Whos there? Needle. Needle who? Needle little money to go shopping. Knock, knock. Whos there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up, its cold out here! Knock, knock. Whos there? Dozen.

Dozen who? Dozen anyone want to be my friend? Knock, knock. Whos there? A herd. A herd who? A herd you were home, so I came over! Knock, knock. Whos there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtubits overflowing! Knock, knock. Whos there? King Tut.

King Tut who? King Tut-key Fried Chicken! Knock, knock. Whos there? Adore. Adore who? Adore is between us. Open up! Knock, knock. Whos there? Otto. Otto who? Otto know.

Ive got amnesia. Knock, knock. Whos there? Claire. Claire who? Claire the way, Im coming through! Knock, knock. Whos there? Abby. Abby who? Abby birthday to you! Knock, knock.

Whos there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce come to your birthday party! Knock, knock. Whos there? Noah. Noah who? Noah good place we can get something to eat? Knock, knock. Whos there? Nano. Knock, knock. Knock, knock.

Whos there? Ya. Ya who? Wow. You sure are excited to see me! Knock, knock. Whos there? Cows go. Cows go who? Cows dont go who , they go moo ! Knock, knock. Whos there? Owls go.

Owls go who? Wow, whered you learn so much about owls? Knock, knock. Whos there? Etch. Etch who? Bless you! Knock, knock. Whos there? Roach. Roach who? Roach you a letterdid you get it? Knock, knock. Whos there? Aida.

Aida who? Aida sandwich for lunch today. Knock, knock. Whos there? Wing. Wing who? Wing are we going to the circus? Knock, knock. Whos there? Scald. Knock, knock. Knock, knock.

Whos there? Who. Who who? No, Im asking you! Knock, knock. Whos there? I am. I am who? Oh no! Did you forget your name? Knock, knock. Whos there? Justin. Knock, knock. Knock, knock.

Whos there? Fondue. Fondue who? Im fondue you ! Knock, knock. Whos there? Police. Police who? Police lower your voiceGrandmas sleeping! Knock, knock. Whos there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock.

Whos there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock. Whos there? Orange. Orange who? ORANGE YOU GLAD I DIDNT SAY BANANA? Knock, knock. Whos there? Boo. Boo who? Hey, dont cry, its just a joke! Knock, knock.

Whos there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh Mooooo! Knock, knock. Whos there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? I didnt know you could yodel. Knock, knock. Whos there? Olive.

Olive who? Olive you! Knock, knock. Whos there? Mild. Mild who? Mild bike was red but my new bike is blue. Knock, knock. Whos there? Luke. Luke who? Luke through the peephole and find out.

Knock, knock. Whos there? Isabel. Isabel who? Isabel ringing or am I going crazy? Knock, knock. Whos there? Tank. Tank who? Youre welcome! Knock, knock. Whos there? Alex.

Alex who? Alex-plain later! Knock, knock. Whos there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup with me and Ill tell you!