Sky Pony Press - Belly Laugh Beach Jokes for Pirates and Mermaids: 350 Hilarious Jokes!

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Sky Pony is a registered trademark of Skyhorse Publishing, Inc., a Delaware corporation. Visit our website at www.skyponypress.com. 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Manufactured in China, 2020 This product conforms to CPSIA 2008 Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data is available on file. ISBN: 978-1-5107-5863-6 EISBN: 978-1-5107-5864-3 Cover design by Daniel Brount Illustrations by Alex Paterson Printed in China Contents How do you know that a pirates hook and peg are expensive? Because they cost an arm and a leg! How do mermaids weigh themselves? With their scales! Where do pirates get chocolate? The Carob-bean! What do trains do at the beach? Play beach trolley-ball! What do you call a pirate with all his arms, legs, and eyes? An amateur! What is brown and, hairy and wears sunglasses? A coconut at the beach! What do you call a messy crustacean? A slob-ster! What did the stars say to the ocean? Water you doing out so late? What did the mermaid say to the sea snake? Ive got a funny eeling about you! What did the fish say when it was in trouble? Will salmon help me? What do you get when you graduate from scuba school? A deep-ploma! How can you make a whale float? With root beer, ice cream, and a whale! What school subject are pirates best at? Arrrrrrrt! Have you heard about the new pirate movie? Its rated arrrrrrr! Whats a pirate always looking for even though its right behind him? His booty! What do you call a fish with class? So-fish-ticated! What do you call a snowman at the beach? A puddle! To err is human. To arrrrrrr is pirate. What does a shark eat with peanut butter? Jellyfish! Why did the robot take a vacation at the beach? To recharge his batteries! What kind of whale is sad? A blue whale! Why did they put the fish in a rocket? To send it to trouter space! Did you hear about the mermaid who listened to little fish? Her herring was pro-fish-ient! Where do pirates put their swords? In their enemies! What did the ocean say to the sand? I mist you! What would you have if you crossed the Loch Ness monster with a shark? Lockjaw! Why did the policeman go to the beach? He heard something fishy was going on. What shakes at the bottom of the ocean? A nervous wreck! How does a pirate get to the top of a building? By elevatarrrrrrr! Who designs pirate ships? Naval arrrrrrrrchitects! Why do you eat popsicles at the beach? Because theyre cool! What kind of hair does the ocean have? Wavy! What do ghosts like to eat at the beach? I scream! Why are manatees so wrinkled? You ever try to iron one? What song do mermaids sing? Salmon-chanted Evening! Eating seafood is bene-fish-al to your health! How do you cut the sea in half? With a sea saw! What do you get when you cross a shark with ice? Frostbite! What holds up the sun in the sky? Sunbeams! Which bus crossed the Atlantic? Christopher Colom-bus!