Rhea Margrave - 101 Hilarious Chicken Jokes & Riddles for Kids: Laugh Out Loud With These Funny Jokes About Chickens

101 HILARIOUS CHICKEN JOKES & RIDDLES FOR KIDS

Laugh out loud with these funny jokes about chickens (WITH 35+ PICTURES)!

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INTRODUCTION

W hat do you get when you cross a chicken with a Martian?

Answer: An eggs-traterrestrial!

T hank you for picking up a copy of 101 Hilarious Chicken Jokes For Kids .

Chickens are some of the funniest creatures that walk this earth , wouldnt you agree?

I mean, the only other animal that has an even funnier walk must be the penguin !

I ts easy to laugh out loud at chickens simply by looking at them, going about their business!

But what to do in those unfortunate hours that are not spent in the presence of these funny, friendly birds ?

Dont worry, Ive got you covered !

This book is jam-packed with:

100+ hilarious chicken jokes, and

35+ funny illustrations

Get ready for some serious LOLs!

I grew up on a farm, surrounded by cows, goats, and...chickens! So, I know first-hand how they can bring a smile to your face.

Yet, what I also want you to take away from this book is that chickens are so much more than comedians . If you have a couple of your own in your backyard, you know what I mean.

As I explain in my other book, Backyard Chickens: Join the Fun of Raising Chickens, Coop Building and Eating Fresh Eggs (Hint: Keep Your Girls Happy!), having a few chickens of your own means of course a daily fresh supply of eggs . Win!

B ut chickens are also famous for getting rid of all kinds of bugs and pests. They are very helpful like that.

And one other thing that few ever think of is sitting in your backyard and hearing the chickens just talk to each other: it is so relaxing after a day at work!

They have a soft clucking sound as they go about their business. It is quite soothing to the soul , and if you don't watch out, it can put you right to sleep in that garden swing...

So, with that in mind I hope you will be able to appreciate these wonderful birds even more when you crack up ( pun intended! ) about the chicken jokes that are up next.

The jokes in this book will:

warm your heart

make you smile, and even

roar with laughter!

I hope you are ready: lets have a laugh about chickens!

101 HILARIOUS
CHICKEN JOKES

While mending fences out on the range, a very religious cowboy lost his favorite Bible. He was devastated!

Three weeks later, however, a brown chicken walked up to him, carrying that same Bible in its mouth.

The cowboy was astonished, he couldn't believe it! He took the precious book out of the chicken's mouth, thanked him, went on his knees and exclaimed: " It's a miracle! ".

To which the chicken replied: "Not really. Your name is written inside the cover."

Q: How do baby chickens dance?

A: Chick-to-chick!

A chicken sits in a bar, sipping a whiskey.

A customer walks up to him and says, Wow, its not often that I see a chicken drinking bourbon here!

To which the chicken replies: Yeah, but thats hardly a surprise at these prices.

Q: How did the eggs leave the highway?

A: They went through the eggs-it.

One day, a man was driving on a country road when he looked out of the window and noticed a chicken running alongside his car. He was amazed to see the chicken keeping up with him: he was driving 40 mph! So, he accelerated to 50. But the chicken stayed right next to him. Even more astonished, he now sped up to 60 mph, but the chicken not only kept up with, it even passed him!

Then the man noticed something peculiar: the chicken had 3 legs. He decided to follow the chicken and finally ended up at a farm. When he got out of his car and looked around, he was even more shocked: all the chickens on this farm had three legs!