Sky Pony Editors - Belly Laugh Jokes for Kids: 350 Hilarious Jokes

Special thanks to: Bethany Straker for her fabulous illustrations and Kylie Brien for her silly, funny jokes Copyright 2015 by Skyhorse Publishing All rights reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced in any manner without the express written consent of the publisher, except in the case of brief excerpts in critical reviews or articles. All inquiries should be addressed to Sky Pony Press, 307 West 36th Street, 11th Floor, New York, NY 10018. Sky Pony Press books may be purchased in bulk at special discounts for sales promotion, corporate gifts, fund-raising, or educational purposes. Special editions can also be created to specifications. For details, contact the Special Sales Department, Sky Pony Press, 307 West 36th Street, 11th Floor, New York, NY 10018 or .

Sky Pony is a registered trademark of Skyhorse Publishing, Inc., a Delaware corporation. Visit our website at www.skyponypress.com. 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Manufactured in China, June 2015 This product conforms to CPSIA 2008 Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data Belly laugh jokes for kids / Sky Pony editors ; [illustrated by Bethany Straker]. pages cm ISBN 978-1-63450-156-9 (hc : alk. paper) 1. 2. 2.

Riddles, Juvenile. I. Straker, Bethany, illustrator. PN6166.B46 2015 818.602dc23 2015002496 Cover design by Gretchen Schuler Ebook ISBN: 978-1-63450-892-6 Q: Whats the difference between a piano and a fish? A: You can tune a piano but you cant tuna fish. Q: How do you get spoiled milk? A: From a pampered cow. Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide. Q: Why do bees have sticky hair? A: Because they use honeycombs. Q: Why do fish live in salt water? A: Because pepper makes them sneeze! Q: Where do cows go on Friday night? A: To the MOOO vie theater. Q: Why cant the bicycle stand up by itself? A: Because its two-tired! Q: What did one toilet say to the other? A: You look a tad flushed. Q: What did Cinderella say when her photos did not show up? A: Someday my prints will come! Q: Why couldnt the pirate play cards? A: Because he was sitting on the deck! Q: Whats the difference between a TV and a newspaper? A: Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV? Q: Which hand is it better to write with? A: Neitherits best to write with a pen! Q: What has four wheels and flies? A: A garbage truck! Q: What did one eye say to the other eye? A: Dont look now, but something in between us smells. Q: How do you organize a party on Mars? A: You planet early. Q: What is a trees favorite kind of soda? A: Root Beer. Q: What do you get when you cross a thief with an alligator? A: A crook-odile. Q: What do you call a snail on a ship? A: A snailor. Q: What kind of pet makes the loudest noise? A: A trumpet. Q: Whats a toads favorite kind of drink? A: Croak-a-cola. Q: What is a sheeps favorite kind of dance? A: The baaaaaah-let. Q: What is a ghosts favorite position to play in soccer? A: Ghoulie. Q: Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? A: She was always running away from the ball. Q: Why did the golfer have on two pairs of pants? A: In case he got a hole-in-one. Q: What do baseball teams and pancakes have in common? A: They both need a good batter. Q: How do baseball players keep cool? A: They sit next to the fans. Q: Why did the ballerina quit? A: It was tutu hard. Q: Why was the policeman at the baseball game? A: He heard someone stole a base. Q: Why cant your nose be 12 inches long? A: Because then it would be a foot! Q: Why did the farmer ride his horse into town? A: The horse was too heavy to carry. Q: Why was the tree at the dentist? A: Because he needed a root canal. Q: What animal does a dentist like best? A: Molar bears. Q: Why was the doctor angry? A: He ran out of patients. Q: Did you hear the one about the germ? A: Never mind then. Q: Did you hear the one about the germ? A: Never mind then.

I dont want to spread it around. Q: Whats the best thing to put in a pie? A: Your teeth. Q: Why cant you tell a joke when youre standing on ice? A: Because it might crack-up! Q: Where do snowmen keep their money? A: In a snow bank. Q: What did the baby corn say to the mom corn? A: Wheres pop corn?