LOL Funny Jokes Club - Ghost Jokes

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A: A dead end! Q: Did you hear about the ghost who went onan African safari? A: He was a big-game haunter! Q: How can you tell if a ghost is about tofaint? A: He gets pale as a sheet! Q: How does a ghost like his egg? A: Terror-fried! Q: Where did the alien ghost come from? A: A far distant terror-tory! Q: Did you hear about the girl that wanted tomarry a ghost? A: No one knows what possessed her! Q: What European capital do ghosts like tovisit? A: Boodapest! Q: When do ghosts play tricks on eachother? A: April Ghouls Day! Q: What did the mother ghost say to the rudebaby ghost? A: Spook when your spooken to! Q: Where would you take a ghost fordinner? A: Pizza Haunt! Q: What did the little boy ghost say to thecute girl ghost? A: You are boo-tiful! Q: Why is a ghost like an empty house? A: Because theres no body there! Q: What do young ghosts write their homeworkin? A: Exorcise books! Q: What did the ghost eat for lunch? A: A booloney sandwich! Q: What did one ghost say to another? A: Im sorry, but I just dont believe inpeople! Q: What did the teacher ghost say to herclass? A: Watch and Ill go through it again! Q: What are students at ghost schoolscalled? A: Ghoulboys and ghoulgirls! Q: Why dont ghosts make good magicians? A: You can see right through all theirtricks! Q: What happened when the ghost thought aboutgoing to a party? A: He was nervous he would scare everyoneoff! Q: What did the ghost say at the hauntedhouse? A: Halt!! Who ghost there? Q: What is a ghost-proof bicycle? A: One with no spooks! Q: Why did the ghost go to the amusementpark? A: He wanted to ride the roller-ghoster! Q: Which day of the week do ghosts likebest? A: Moandays! Q: What kind of music do ghosts like to danceto? A: Soul music! Q: Who did the ghost invite to his party? A: Anyone he could dig up! Q: Why are haunted houses so noisy inApril? A: Thats when the ghosts do their springscreaming! Q: What directions did the ghost give thegoblin? A: Make a fright turn on Scare Street! Q: What did the mother ghost tell the kidghost when he went out to play? A: Dont get your sheets dirty! Q: What do you call a ghost who is alwayssleeping? A: Lazy bones! Q: What did the ghost eat for dinner? A: Spook-ghetti! Q: Why were the ghosts wet and tired? A: They had just dread-ged the lake! Q: Which ghost ate too much porridge? A: Ghouldilocks! Q: What do you call a ghost who only hauntsthe Town Hall? A: The nightmayor! Q: What is a ghosts favorite Wild Westtown? A: Tombstone! Q: How do you get a ghost to lie perfectlyflat? A: Use a spirit level! Q: Did you hear about the ghost who enjoyeddoing housework? A: He clean the floor with the oooo-ver! Q: Did you hear about the sick ghost? A: He had a bad oooooo-ping cough! Q: What is a ghost boxer called? A: A phantom weight! Q: What type of shoes do ghosts wear? A: Boots! Q: What is a ghosts favorite city? A: Mali-Boo! Q: What do you call a ghost with a brokenleg? A: A hoblin goblin! Q: When do ghosts usually appear? A: Right before someone screams! Q: What do you get when you cross Bambi witha ghost? A: Bamboo! Q: What do ghosts drink the most? A: Ghoul-aid! Q: Where do ghosts get their mail? A: At the ghost office! Q: What do ghosts watch in the evening? A: Skelly-vision! Q: What do ghosts drink in the morning? A: Coffee with one scream two sugars! Q: What do Australian ghosts play with? A: Boo-merangs! Q: What Central American country has the mostspooks? A: Ghosta Rica! Q: Which ghost is the best dancer? A: The Boogie Man! Q: What happened when a ghost asked for adrink at his local bar? A: The bartender said, "Sorry. Q: How does a ghost style its hair? A: With a scare dryer! Q: How do ghosts fly from one place toanother? A: On a scareplane! Q: How do ghosts keep fit? A: With regular hexorcise! Q: What kind of street does a ghost likebest? A: A dead end! Q: Did you hear about the ghost who went onan African safari? A: He was a big-game haunter! Q: How can you tell if a ghost is about tofaint? A: He gets pale as a sheet! Q: How does a ghost like his egg? A: Terror-fried! Q: Where did the alien ghost come from? A: A far distant terror-tory! Q: Did you hear about the girl that wanted tomarry a ghost? A: No one knows what possessed her! Q: What European capital do ghosts like tovisit? A: Boodapest! Q: When do ghosts play tricks on eachother? A: April Ghouls Day! Q: What did the mother ghost say to the rudebaby ghost? A: Spook when your spooken to! Q: Where would you take a ghost fordinner? A: Pizza Haunt! Q: What did the little boy ghost say to thecute girl ghost? A: You are boo-tiful! Q: Why is a ghost like an empty house? A: Because theres no body there! Q: What do young ghosts write their homeworkin? A: Exorcise books! Q: What did the ghost eat for lunch? A: A booloney sandwich! Q: What did one ghost say to another? A: Im sorry, but I just dont believe inpeople! Q: What did the teacher ghost say to herclass? A: Watch and Ill go through it again! Q: What are students at ghost schoolscalled? A: Ghoulboys and ghoulgirls! Q: Why dont ghosts make good magicians? A: You can see right through all theirtricks! Q: What happened when the ghost thought aboutgoing to a party? A: He was nervous he would scare everyoneoff! Q: What did the ghost say at the hauntedhouse? A: Halt!! Who ghost there? Q: What is a ghost-proof bicycle? A: One with no spooks! Q: Why did the ghost go to the amusementpark? A: He wanted to ride the roller-ghoster! Q: Which day of the week do ghosts likebest? A: Moandays! Q: What kind of music do ghosts like to danceto? A: Soul music! Q: Who did the ghost invite to his party? A: Anyone he could dig up! Q: Why are haunted houses so noisy inApril? A: Thats when the ghosts do their springscreaming! Q: What directions did the ghost give thegoblin? A: Make a fright turn on Scare Street! Q: What did the mother ghost tell the kidghost when he went out to play? A: Dont get your sheets dirty! Q: What do you call a ghost who is alwayssleeping? A: Lazy bones! Q: What did the ghost eat for dinner? A: Spook-ghetti! Q: Why were the ghosts wet and tired? A: They had just dread-ged the lake! Q: Which ghost ate too much porridge? A: Ghouldilocks! Q: What do you call a ghost who only hauntsthe Town Hall? A: The nightmayor! Q: What is a ghosts favorite Wild Westtown? A: Tombstone! Q: How do you get a ghost to lie perfectlyflat? A: Use a spirit level! Q: Did you hear about the ghost who enjoyeddoing housework? A: He clean the floor with the oooo-ver! Q: Did you hear about the sick ghost? A: He had a bad oooooo-ping cough! Q: What is a ghost boxer called? A: A phantom weight! Q: What type of shoes do ghosts wear? A: Boots! Q: What is a ghosts favorite city? A: Mali-Boo! Q: What do you call a ghost with a brokenleg? A: A hoblin goblin! Q: When do ghosts usually appear? A: Right before someone screams! Q: What do you get when you cross Bambi witha ghost? A: Bamboo! Q: What do ghosts drink the most? A: Ghoul-aid! Q: Where do ghosts get their mail? A: At the ghost office! Q: What do ghosts watch in the evening? A: Skelly-vision! Q: What do ghosts drink in the morning? A: Coffee with one scream two sugars! Q: What do Australian ghosts play with? A: Boo-merangs! Q: What Central American country has the mostspooks? A: Ghosta Rica! Q: Which ghost is the best dancer? A: The Boogie Man! Q: What happened when a ghost asked for adrink at his local bar? A: The bartender said, "Sorry.