May B. Gigglin - Knock-Knock Jokes & Silly Stories for Kids

Whos there? Oswald. Oswald who? Oswald my bubble gum! Knock, knock. Whos there? Sadie. Sadie who? Sadie magic word and watch me disappear. Knock, knock. Whos there? Amos.

Amos who? Amos-quito! Knock, knock. Whos there? Anudder. Anudder who? Anudder mosquito! Knock, knock. Whos there? Noah. Noah who? Noah good place we can play tag? Knock, knock. Whos there? Joanna.

Joanna who? Joanna build a fort? Knock, knock. Whos there? Ash. Ash who? Sounds like you have a cold! Knock, knock. Whos there? Nadia. Nadia who? Nadia head if you understand me. Knock, knock.

Whos there? Jess. Jess who? Jess cut the talking and come hang! Knock, knock. Whos there? Rufus. Rufus who? Rufus the most important part of your house. Knock, knock. Whos there? Otto.

Otto who? Otto know. I forgot. Knock, knock. Whos there? Arfur. Arfur who? Arfur got again! Knock, knock. Whos there? Carmen.

Carmen who? Carmen get it! Knock, knock. Whos there? Reed. Reed who? Redo? OKKnock, knock. Knock, knock. Whos there? Alice. Alice who? Alice so quiet.

Lets make some noise! Knock, knock. Whos there? Susan. Susan who? Susan socks go on your feet! Knock, knock. Whos there? Tyrone. Tyrone who? Tyrone shoelaces! Knock, knock. Whos there? Ben.

Ben who? Ben looking for some tasty spaghetti. Knock, knock. Whos there? Ada. Ada who? Ada great sandwich for lunch today. Knock, knock. Whos there? Erin.

Erin who? Let some Erin here, its hot! Knock, knock. Whos there? Cher. Cher who? Cher would be nice if you opened the door! Knock, knock. Whos there? Keanu. Keanu who? Keanu let me in, theres a rainstorm! Knock, knock. Whos there? Alec.

Alec who? Alec it when you ask me questions. Knock, knock. Whos there? Czar. Czar who? Czar a doctor in the house? Knock, knock. Whos there? Brett. Brett who? Brett you dont know who this is.

Knock, knock. Whos there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Norma Lee I ring the doorbell, but yours is broken! Knock, knock. Whos there? Abby. Abby who? Abby birthday to you! Knock, knock. Whos there? Sue.

Sue who? Sue-prise! Heres a birthday cake. Knock, knock. Whos there? Howard. Howard who? Howard I know? Knock, knock. Whos there? Andrew. Andrew who? Andrew a picture! Knock, knock.

Whos there? Dejav. Dejav who? Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Whos there? Michelle. Michelle who? Michelle has a hermit crab inside!

Anita who? Anita go to the bathroom! Knock, knock. Whos there? Billy Bob Joe Penny. Billy Bob Joe Penny who? Really? How many Billy Bob Joe Pennys do you know? Knock, knock. Whos there? Mike Snifferpippet. Mike Snifferpippet who? Oh, come on, how many Mike Snifferpippets do you know? Knock, knock. Whos there? Althea.

Althea who? Althea later, alligator! Knock, knock. Whos there? Ida. Ida who? I think its pronounced Idaho. Knock, knock. Whos there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub, its time for bed! Knock, knock.

Whos there? Annie. Annie who? Annie body home? Knock, knock. Whos there? Iva. Iva who? Iva sore hand from knocking! Knock, knock. Whos there? Candice. Candice who? Candice joke get any worse?! Knock, knock.

Whos there? Brad. Brad who? Brad news, Im afraid. Knock, knock. Whos there? Juno. Juno who? Juno that Im out here, right? Knock, knock. Ray D. who? Ray D. or not, here I come. or not, here I come.

Knock, knock. Whos there? Iris. Iris who? Iris you would let me in. Knock, knock. Whos there? Al. Al who? Al be home for the holidays.

Knock, knock. Whos there? Sherwood. Sherwood who? Sherwood like to go to the movies! Knock, knock. Whos there? Hannah. Hannah who? Hannah partridge in a pear tree. Knock, knock.

Whos there? Vera. Vera who? Vera few people like stinky cheese! Knock, knock. Whos there? Ahmed. Ahmed who? Ahmed a mistake, give me an eraser. Knock, knock. Whos there? Leon.

Leon who? Leon me when youre not strong! Knock, knock. Whos there? Sarah. Sarah who? Sarah phone I could use? Knock, knock. Whos there? Justin. Justin who? Justin time for dinner! Knock, knock. Whos there? Theodore.

Theodore who? Theodore wasnt open so I had to knock. Knock, knock. Whos there? Luke. Luke who? Luke who got a Valentine! Knock, knock. Whos there? Keith. Keith who? Keith me, my thweet prince!

Whos there? Phil. Phil who? Phil up the tire. It needs more air. Knock, knock. Whos there? Iona. Iona who? Iona new bike! Knock, knock.

Whos there? Carl. Carl who? Carl get you there faster than a bike, silly. Knock, knock. Whos there? Bruce. Bruce who? Bruce easily, gotta wear kneepads! Knock, knock. Whos there? Kent.

Kent who? Kent you tell by my voice? Knock, knock. Whos there? Watson. Watson who? Watson TV right now? Knock, knock. Whos there? Nicholas. Nicholas who? A Nicholas not much money these days. Knock, knock.

Whos there? Stu. Stu who? Stu late to come out and play? Knock, knock. Whos there? Ivor. Ivor who? Ivor you let me in, or Ill go play next door. Knock, knock. Whos there? Teddy.

Teddy who? Teddy is the first day of school! Knock, knock. Whos there? Abie. Abie who? Abie C D E F G Knock, knock. Whos there? Rita. Rita who? Rita book, you might learn something! Knock, knock. Whos there? Shelby.

Shelby who? Shelby comin round the mountain when she comes! Knock, knock. Whos there? Will. Will who? Will you open the door? Knock, knock. Whos there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey doesnt fit in the keyhole! Knock, knock. Whos there? Frank.