Yoe - Knock-knock! whos there?: a load of laughs and jokes for kids

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ISBN 978-1-4814-7820-5 (pbk)ISBN 978-1-4814-7821-2 (eBook) To my beloved son and daughter, Griffin and Grace, and their mama, my bella wife, Clizia

Knock-knock! Whos there? Stan! Stan who? Standin here in the rain, can you let me in? Knock-knock! Whos there? Mikey! Mikey who? Mikey is in my other pants! Knock-knock! Whos there? Logan! Logan who? Logan to your computer, Ill send you an e-mail! Knock-knock! Whos there? Doughnut! Doughnut who? Doughnut you wanna open the door and find out? Knock-knock! Whos there? Justin! Justin who? Justin time for dinner! Knock-knock! Whos there? Danielle! Danielle who? Danielle at me! Knock-knock! Whos there? Luke! Luke who? Luke through the peephole and find out! Knock-knock! Whos there? Hannah! Hannah who? Hannah me the key, quickIve got to go to the bathroom! Knock-knock! Whos there? Carrie! Carrie who? Carrie these groceries for me, will ya? Knock-knock! Whos there? Alexa! Alexa who? Alexa to open the door just one more time! What do you wipe your feet on at a dog lovers house? A mutt! What do you get when you open the door at Thanksgiving? A tur-key! Knock-knock! Whos there? Isabelle! Isabelle who? Isabelle working or should I keep knocking? Knock-knock! Whos there? Lily! Lily who? Lily yay-hee-hoo! Knock-knock! Whos there? Riley! Riley who? Riley now, you must know who I am! Knock-knock! Whos there? Megan! Megan who? Megan me madopen the door, already! Knock-knock! Whos there? Ashley! Ashley who? Ashley, never mind! Knock-knock! Whos there? Sara! Sara who? Sara doctor in the house? Knock-knock! Whos there? Chelsea! Chelsea who? Chelsea for yourself if you open the door! Knock-knock! Whos there? Czar! Czar who? Czars gold in them thar hills! Knock-knock! Whos there? Cow! Cow who? Cows dont who, cows go MOOOO! What number is on a ballerinas front door? 2-2! Knock-knock! Whos there? Liam! Liam who? Liam aloneyoure bothering the neighbors with your racket! Knock-knock! Whos there? Jackson! Jackson who? Jackson the hill to roll down with Jill! Knock-knock! Whos there? Kerry! Kerry who? Kerry me over the threshold! Knock-knock! Whos there? Mary! Mary who? Mary me! What sound does a grooms doorbell make? Ring-ring! Knock-knock! Whos there? Julie! Julie who? Julie the key under the mat? Knock-knock! Whos there? Beth! Beth who? Beth bet is to open the door and find out! Knock-knock! Whos there? Alex! Alex who? Alex-it hereor is this the entrance? Knock-knock! Whos there? Phillip! Phillip who? Phillip the candy dish, Ive got a sweet tooth! Knock-knock! Whos there? Interrupting cow! Interr MOOOO! Knock-knock! Whos there? Spell! Spell who? W-H-O!